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The one which really pissed me off was when the teachers at my kids school took an extra day off during term time for the royal wedding which took place during school holidays cause they "missed out" on an extra day off. Cost me £60 in childcare out of taxed income much like when they'll be closed on Thursday as schools a polling station (although can't blame the teachers for that one).

Must confess i have a dabble but get pissed off getting my arse kicked by 12 year old yanks. Too many jokes here.

do they dress in full cammo like the weirdos i see walking round tonge moor and tob from time to time ?

Anymore of those dog bloke tales ? Made me piss.

yep ibguess. Fullbheight glass walls with proper roof boarded out and plastered is what i'm thinking of.

good point nb. Would need a vent perhaps. Hadn't thought of lack of o2 .

Shit - Asthma but i think the burners glass fronts stop the fumes ??

I can gets loads of wood through work from pallets etc and was thinking more of weekend use so hopefully worth the effort. Still planning other heating in there. Take ur comments on board though thanks

Not built it yet and thinking of a tiled roof with velux windows if thats what you're getting at ?? Just dusty when cleaning ? Are they really bad ? All the internet stuff seems to be sales orientated so don't mention the downside. Thanks

Anyone got one and are they any good in a conservatory ?

I wonder how many people would blame the fans if they werent scousers ?

I think it was Miami talking about odds for us going unbeaten - did you get any ?

Yep - the shutter goes up and the italian bird next doors using the salami.

Horse or kebab ? But s eriously, those kebabs look horrendous. Maybe one day. 100 things to do before you die number 68 - doner !

Beteer get up now. I'm bored. How can a teenager lie in bed all day ?

Knock one off. Works for me. annoys the wife though .

Ive never had a doner kebab. They look like a horses tuppence. Am i missing much ?

Best: sticking anything that fits up there Worst: having a brain that doesnt work properly

Still in bed and just finished my sausage and bacon on toast. Fathers day rocks !

Fair point but this wasn't big, just not the right shape by about 2 cm and solid so it wouldn't change shape.Volume was nothing like the allowance. 50 euro is a bit of a piss take but rules are rules I suppose. The twats.

Well that was an interesting weekend. The place is crazy. Usual mistake going mad on the first night but hey ho. Good tip with the Grill - thanks for that. I'm fooked.

Flew Ryanair yesterday. Never again. One poor bastard in the queue had to pay 50 euro for his bag which was smaller than mine but solid. Shit staff, treated like cattle, free for all getting your seat and so bloody hot I thought I was going to pass out. Nowt to do with the Benidorm weekender though !!

My mate used to own the Eddie Irvine Beemer. Odd thing but rare and collectabl with a nice bit of provenance.

So, if Toms are out what's the "in" summer footwear for a child of the 70's ? Stylish sandals still for me but do distressed canvas pumps with laces crack it or does one of such an age fall under the umbrella ot twat ?? I'm tempted !