mr_disco

"Posh Spice is a slapper..." Always loved that song.

Heaton Rifles Love Can Build A (Hello) Bridge Don't Cry For Me Darcy Lever

First game - at Ewood. Dingle relative. First Whites game - Wrexham 87 - age 7. Several of you deviants probably bummed me when we scored.

Did no-one else see Matt Mills' blatant windmill handball in the first half?

It's about god. More accurately, how believeing in god is better than not doing. I've read it. Best left alone. Unless you like that sort of thing

Sums the man up this. Top bloke. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxQB7AlYvhw

Ta mate, all on the list now. Done a fair bit of travelling, but it's the one city I've always been a bit wary of as I've heard so many bad reports about the locals. Still, all big cities have their fair share of bellends.

And that Graham Souness mask I've packed - play with their doner riddled minds.

Ey up. Gonna be in Istanbul next week and fancied the Galatasaray v Trabsonspor match. Anybody been to a game there? Am I mental to even consider it? Can I take my missus? (32 DD - she's ginger though, swings and roundabouts) Will they let you in without a flare/Uzi? Any tips for Istanbul? If I bump into the goalmachine, I'll be sure to give him a thumbs up.

I had no idea Mark Davies was playing until we'd conceded. We looked a class below all over the pitch - hardly surprising though - they're a good team - we're not. I counted 11 top drawer saves from Bogdan. Still at least Muamba's alright eh? Won't be going back to N17 in a hurry.

I took that photo!

I was there to witness that horror on Saturday and I can honestly say I'm staggered, but much more so, elated to hear he's still with us. We'll never know what tiny part the crowd played in this, but it's evident that the brave folk who spend their lives caring for the lives of others have saved Fabrice Muamba's life. It is them we should be thinking of now.

Mystic Matt... Jussi Steinsson Knight Ream Alonso Muamba Reo-Coker/(Pratley when we're 3-0 down) Davies M Pretov Davies Klasnic

"Playing favourites is one of the most damaging problem in any group of people" Erm, isn't this just getting childish? There's also an 's' on the end of problem if you're using an infinitive plural. I've cracked it - Coyle is a grammar vulture. Bellends the lot.

0-0 22 Terrified, overpaid spunk bubbles afraid to embarrass themselves on camera. Roll on Sheffield(s) away

He also posted a link to his 'thought for the day' - "You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have." Either he's been told he's not starting or he's seen that picture of those frozen turds.

First time I've ever been offered disco biscuits at a game. These kids are learning. In 20 years they'll be listening to the Beatles.

Agreed - he just needs supply from the middle - like Tuncay did for his goal today. Ngog and crosses don't mix.

Belting day out. Here you go kids... http://www.footreview.net/index.php/home/viewvideo/2095/fa-cup/millwall-0-2-bolton

Will everyone stop getting shot. Piece of piss - trains go from London Bridge to South Bermondsey all the time - takes about four minutes - then a five minute walk to the ground. If you're arriving in Londoom lunchtime may I suggest this excellent watering hole near Leicsester Square - just off Shaftesbury Avenue - .http://www.nicholson...ebarsoholondon/ I phone W1D 5BW looks a bit wank on the webiste but it's cheap for central London - serves Oranjeboom for all the 'Dam wreckeds still recovering. See you there. Bye the way, whatever happened to: "We are the Bolton, the Bolton Wanderers, we may be me mental, we may be mad, but we're the greatest football supporters the world has ever had."? That was fucking mint...

Don't care if I get banned for posting this, but look at Zat Knight on their first goal. Dreadful. Fucking dreadful. http://www.footballalive.com/Highlights/17129/Norwich-vs-Bolton-Wanderers-Highlights-Live-Streaming.aspx

Support was brilliant today, until we conceded. Then there was that familiar "oh fuck" atmosphere. We are crying out for someone lively to play in just behind Ngog to make some fucking runs and open up the opposition defence when we're attacking - Tuncay? The ball gets pushed out to the wingers with ease, yet they've nothing to attack as Ngog is man marked and it's like watching statues as there's no other plan of attack. I lost count how many times Eagles played the ball backwards/sideways - not his fault though .Oh, and I thought Mark Davies was poor - kept falling over the ball. Still, nice half time pastie.

Good song already, potentially a classic, but needs a second half surely? "Doo doo doo - Nigel Reo Coker"... can't go on and on because it needs the "It's conga night for sure" ending Any ideas? The massively racist "Got a Malteser head" is hereby banned,

If we stay up with Coyle, I will happily post photos of me displaying my 32 year old hairy arse on the steps of every town hall in England. It'll probably get optioned by Channel 5. If Coyle hadn't played for Bolton, he'd be gone by now. Time to get over the sentimentality and realise that if we go, we won't be coming back for a long, long time - if ever. Stick or twist? No option for me.