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Turned my stomach that. I'm with Zico, you wouldn't take him/her by the hand and start leading them off straight away. He's come from the same direction as them almost at the same time so odds on he was walking behind them and must have seen them together.

P.s Flackers is on my allowed list even though she has mons shoulders. She's like a mucky version of Natalie Pinkham.

Just spent 5 minutes working out where I've seen your avatar before then it clicked haha!

Them's a fair pair of busters!

Some of those fell runners are fucking animals they never stop, I'm up there all year round in any weather and regularly see them at night in the middle of winter on their own.

Nice to see someone making an effort, like I said to them though I can imagine the amount of idiots wondering why the flag would have been there today.

Went for a ride over Rivvi this morning now all the townies have retreated from whence they came. Happened upon two gentlemen making an effort for St Georges day, not sure if it was successful or not as I couldn't see it looking up later on.

Even a blind squirrel eventually finds a nut.

I'd gladly let her sit on my face in exactly the same pose as above. Looks like she wouldn't mind a cheeky thumb up her arse either.

Not really into fast food but occasionally murder a mac d's. Large big mac meal with coke, 9 chicken nuggets and a mcflurry. Still starving afterwards though.

Giving gonzo my phone number, subsequently giving him access to my whatsapp account.

I remember when I left home when me and the wife got our first house. Fuck knows why, but I had it in my head I had to ditch my porn stash as I couldn't risk leaving it behind for my mum/dad to find nor could I risk my wife to be finding it at our new house. I remember holding the box full of soiled mags and videos on the edge of the wall at raikes lane tip, ready to let go. Years worth of wanks, memories of cramp in my feet attempting to beat my number of wanks in one day record, danger wanks in the bathroom with the door unlocked all flashed through my head. I let go of the box and as it hit the floor it burst open revealing its contents. I left before the skip rats discovered it as I wouldn't have been able to stand and watch someone else enjoy that rare moment in life when you find another mans discarded porn. I think a small part of me died that day and I've never been the same since. Nowadays my mrs would rather I watch porn as it means I'm not mithering her. I often think back to that moment and wish I had never let go, makes my stomach turn.

We must have a swimming pool that I don't know of as our water bill has just gone up to £60 a month. Will soon be paying more for water than gas and leccy at this rate.

With extra clangy bells on. Just don't sit at that stupid table where you're actually sat on the floor.

Furry muff! Sounds like they wouldn't get close enough to shadow another plane in that case then?

Shirley they're not doing 300 mph when they land though?

Andrea Spinks. Proper little strumpet, not many clips of her taking a length though.

Often wondered about the wake behind planes causing turbulence to following planes, how come it doesn't affect planes refueling mid air etc? I sometimes read distances of 2 or 3 miles mentioned but you often see the stacked coming in for landing 90 seconds or so apart.

I fucking love it! Been watching winter testing, hopefully should be a bit more open this year. Coming from an electronic/development/engineering background (geek) I get a bit too excited over the technology side of F1. Surprising how much technology carries over to road cars etc. All that double points come end of season is bullshit and wants fucking right off, the cars look a handful this year along with reliability issues should make for some interesting races.

Bit of an update: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/missing-malaysia-airlines-flight-mh370-jet-hijacking-began-soon-after-takeoff-9194304.html Looking at the range the plane had with the fuel onboard the usual suspects come into play: http://i.imgur.com/JLo8EMh.jpg

I think the word inhale is more appropriate. My mate Martin says he enjoys knocking one out over Bailey Jay and Longmint.

First time I ever went mixmag where there too, I ended up on the front page but have since somehow managed to loose the copy of it. Mizuno jumper, checked shirt hanging out and jeans. You can't buy class!

Haha fucking class Proper loved up, looks like a proper nonce with that face! Put some decent 12 hour shifts in there, some interesting drives home. BYO!

I'm in the same boat, 35 now. From 16 onwards spent my weekends at donny warehouse, kinetic, uprising, bowlers and that one that was at the massive complex in stevenage. Wish I was 5 years older so I could have gone to the 'proper clubs'.

Good point, after someone posted the link on here I now spend most of my internet time on here http://www.flightradar24.com/51.5,-0.13/7 Don't know why but I'm a bit obsessed with planes.