SnoopJohnnyJohn

I always had Sunderland down as a physically tough team. These lads have been on their arses as much as their feet today. Awful.

Contrary to most medical things over here, flu jabs are usually free (provided by the company you work for). I guess I'll get one this year, these flu strains are getting far stronger each year.

A spider was crawling around on my face last night when I was trying to get to sleep. Remained calm, walked to the bathroom with the thing sitting on my eyebrow, then knocked him into the sink and flushed him away. Didn't get to sleep for two hours after, mind.

I saw an ISIS beheading video (I believe it was the taxi guy from Manchester) a few years back. You definitely can't unsee that shit.

You can see the forward push the defender in the back to put him off balance and into the keeper.

Are Bolton commentators that biased on our highlights videos? That was shocking.

Not sure how accurate this is, but found this stat on the bbc website (from before this game): Despite playing for the team with the fewest Championship goals this season (4), striker Gary Madine has had more shots on target than any other player in the division (15).

I felt that was a definite penalty

Didn't he replace Armstrong?

Just be thankful you don't have to deal with Black Widows like we do here... Find one of them in your house and you just want to burn the house down.

I'd settle for an own goal and a 1-0 win in the next game.

... and it makes your baby batter taste better. Apparently.

I can eat a raw onion like an apple. Love them. I do feel bad for anyone who talks to me afterwards, mind.

All joking aside, we need a quick and dirty 1-0 or 2-1 win just to get it on the board. I don't care if it goes in off the ref, off a defender's arse, as long as it gets us a 1 in the "for" column, I'm all for it!

I put baked beans on a hamburger once. It was the food of kings! Wonderful stuff. I frequently have mash and beans together, either with sausage or a small pie. Only things I can't stand are raw tomatoes, mushrooms, olives, and caesar dressing (these are all a taste and/or texture issue). The only thing that makes me gag is bone and gristle in my food.

58 pronounced dead now, 515+ hospitalized.

I'd have him back. Bit of a Jezebel, but I always liked him.

Good news is that we haven't really fallen too far away from the pack. There are a good few teams in this league who are just as shit as we are.

This ties into the point I made earlier. The only reason race is an issue is because people keep making race an issue. I always considered myself more of a liberal, politically, but recently I've been leaning toward the conservative side of the conversation. There's a conservative Jewish journalist over here called Ben Shapiro, and recently the stuff he spouts is starting to make more and more sense. It is particularly fun to watch him rip Piers Morgan a new one each time they debate on live TV.

I often wonder if repeatedly telling kids not to do something makes them more curious about why and makes them try it.

My money is on last week... so mid to late 30s? :P

Don't you know that you can only be racist if you're white?

Sometimes the players just aren't good enough. We might be able to scrape a survival by the end of the season, but it's gonna be a rough one. I don't think any manager can get these players up to the standard that a lot of Wanderers fans THINK we should have.

Stereotypes exist for a reason. There's a good chance, especially considering his height, weight, muscle density, and of course his ethnicity, that he has a massive wang. And I guarantee he's not bothered by the chant. Some people need to seriously chill out and let things fly every now and then. Imagine this with every subject every day and that's how the US is right now. I swear we're on the verge of civil war over this kind of shit over here.

Haha, he's a little bit delicate that "Little Pea" :P