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Spiders

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Just me noticing an increase in the bastards?

 

I'm chucking 2 big bastards a night out at the minute

 

rest big feckers to

My mum is hoovering the up for fun. I've not seen one yet inside the house

Just be thankful you don't have to deal with Black Widows like we do here... Find one of them in your house and you just want to burn the house down.

All you need to do is to introduce these.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just keep a careful eye on your small cats and dogs if you do. You certainly won't have a spider problem any more.

Fuck off with that bolty :D

 

There's bloody loads outside at the minute. Walk in to a web every time I'm on someone's house. The web gets under my rubber and forms a gooey smear on the window.

 

Leave the house spiders as they are, they keep other bugs out.

Fuck off with that bolty :D

 

There's bloody loads outside at the minute. Walk in to a web every time I'm on someone's house. The web gets under my rubber and forms a gooey smear on the window.

 

Leave the house spiders as they are, they keep other bugs out.

 

 

That's it. I'm bring a male and female over next June.

 

My contribution to the general well being of my countrymen.

5e221ba903f0cfe2046ac557bd3f511d--spider

 a gooey smear

 

Sounds grim.

Not so many inside but my back garden is full of those black and yellowy orange ones that like conifers.

 

I feel like Indiana Jones every time I step out hacking through the fcukers

Edited by madthatter

What’s the deal with putting them outside? Kill the fuckers, they won’t come back then!

I fucking hate them, they scare the buggery out of me... but I won't kill them. There's a big fucker living behind my telly somewhere, about 9pm he comes out for a wander but I just leave him to it and hope he doesn't decide to try and eat me.

Spiders drink the water out of your eyes when you're asleep

 

Sleep well kids ????

been working in a house and there was 5 of the big bastards in the bath

 

y do you always get them in the bath

 

how do they get past the water in the U bend

Spiders drink the water out of your eyes when you're asleep

Sleep well kids

Aren't you supposed to eat so many per year in your sleep?

The crawl in your gob as its warm and dark and reflex makes them coughed out or chomped!!!

Hate um they shit me up. Heard about mixing peppermint oil and water in a spray bottle and spraying the corners of your room, windowsills, doorways etc. Worked so far, seen 1 in about 3 weeks

They'll have moved to under your bed where you haven't squirted.

They're harmless. Stop being a bunch of fannies! :-)

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They're harmless. Stop being a bunch of fannies! :-)

They're legless when I've finished with the swines

They'll have moved to under your bed where you haven't squirted.

Ohh err missus!

been working in a house and there was 5 of the big bastards in the bath

 

y do you always get them in the bath

 

how do they get past the water in the U bend

 

 

They fall in mate but I suspect you knew that.

 

Picturing a spider with and aqualung now.

As mentioned, spiders struggle to walk on the material that baths are made of.

 

If you're a big scaredy cat, line all the walls of your house with bath panels and you should see a drop in numbers.

I don't see the problem, they're harmless little shits.

 

Man up, you fuckers.

Come from Mars.

Alien spys, control the earth but we dont realise it.

When you swallow one in your sleep. ( which we all do )

It sends data back to the control center.

If they crawl up the ear canal from the mouth there is a small passage to behind your eyeballs where they can eat into the brain.

Edited by embankment

I love spiders. They eat flies which I fucking hate so that makes them top drawer

 

After a bit of an invasion a few weeks ago not seen any inside at all but there's some huge ones on the plants in the garden. Soon as the weather turns cold they'll be on the march into the lounge

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