October 12, 20178 yr Just me noticing an increase in the bastards? I'm chucking 2 big bastards a night out at the minute rest big feckers to
October 12, 20178 yr Just be thankful you don't have to deal with Black Widows like we do here... Find one of them in your house and you just want to burn the house down.
October 13, 20178 yr All you need to do is to introduce these. Just keep a careful eye on your small cats and dogs if you do. You certainly won't have a spider problem any more.
October 13, 20178 yr Fuck off with that bolty There's bloody loads outside at the minute. Walk in to a web every time I'm on someone's house. The web gets under my rubber and forms a gooey smear on the window. Leave the house spiders as they are, they keep other bugs out.
October 13, 20178 yr Fuck off with that bolty There's bloody loads outside at the minute. Walk in to a web every time I'm on someone's house. The web gets under my rubber and forms a gooey smear on the window. Leave the house spiders as they are, they keep other bugs out. That's it. I'm bring a male and female over next June. My contribution to the general well being of my countrymen.
October 13, 20178 yr Not so many inside but my back garden is full of those black and yellowy orange ones that like conifers. I feel like Indiana Jones every time I step out hacking through the fcukers Edited October 13, 20178 yr by madthatter
October 13, 20178 yr What’s the deal with putting them outside? Kill the fuckers, they won’t come back then!
October 13, 20178 yr I fucking hate them, they scare the buggery out of me... but I won't kill them. There's a big fucker living behind my telly somewhere, about 9pm he comes out for a wander but I just leave him to it and hope he doesn't decide to try and eat me.
October 13, 20178 yr Spiders drink the water out of your eyes when you're asleep Sleep well kids ????
October 13, 20178 yr been working in a house and there was 5 of the big bastards in the bath y do you always get them in the bath how do they get past the water in the U bend
October 13, 20178 yr Spiders drink the water out of your eyes when you're asleep Sleep well kids Aren't you supposed to eat so many per year in your sleep? The crawl in your gob as its warm and dark and reflex makes them coughed out or chomped!!!
October 13, 20178 yr Hate um they shit me up. Heard about mixing peppermint oil and water in a spray bottle and spraying the corners of your room, windowsills, doorways etc. Worked so far, seen 1 in about 3 weeks
October 13, 20178 yr Author They're harmless. Stop being a bunch of fannies! :-) They're legless when I've finished with the swines
October 13, 20178 yr They'll have moved to under your bed where you haven't squirted. Ohh err missus!
October 13, 20178 yr been working in a house and there was 5 of the big bastards in the bath y do you always get them in the bath how do they get past the water in the U bend They fall in mate but I suspect you knew that. Picturing a spider with and aqualung now.
October 14, 20178 yr As mentioned, spiders struggle to walk on the material that baths are made of. If you're a big scaredy cat, line all the walls of your house with bath panels and you should see a drop in numbers.
October 15, 20178 yr Come from Mars. Alien spys, control the earth but we dont realise it. When you swallow one in your sleep. ( which we all do ) It sends data back to the control center. If they crawl up the ear canal from the mouth there is a small passage to behind your eyeballs where they can eat into the brain. Edited October 15, 20178 yr by embankment
October 15, 20178 yr I love spiders. They eat flies which I fucking hate so that makes them top drawer After a bit of an invasion a few weeks ago not seen any inside at all but there's some huge ones on the plants in the garden. Soon as the weather turns cold they'll be on the march into the lounge
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