madthatter

I agree! Just saying if she put on a few lbs I wouldn't see it as a bad thing

Bit of dust just looking at that. Viewing the events form relatively afar and the reaction, I'm convinced no other city would have responded with such togetherness and positivity.

Yes he's good value isn't he?!

Yeah this one was a tad on the mental side and had the 'tightest' baps I'd ever come across. Must be in the genes? And them blonde pony tails . . .

Was in Amsterdam a few years back with an ex doing some clothes shopping for her. She's in one curtained off booth and three blonde Dutch lasses get in the adjacent one. Everyone of them came out at some point in a state of near full undress as if it was the most normal thing in the world. She wondered why we headed straight back to the hotel room after . . . Fittest bird I've ever boned was a blonde statuesque Dutch lass. Something about that slightly coppery skin when tanned and they're usually amply endowed to boot!

Aye the definition of curves in all the right places but being picky if she went on the KFC diet for a week or so i wouldn't complain. One of her arse next please

She's not but whilst she wouldn't get booted out of my pit she doesn't quite light my fire. Think it's her mouth . . . she does look appealingly mucky though

That is tremendous. I could spend all day lapping away at that

Crimes!

Na he showed the Chinese PM his golf drive (film taken by his caddy - first try with no warm up as well) and he was so impressed he said he'd sign anything if he could see that action in the flesh

He's a crafty cockney conman (you have to sing that in a roll out the barrel stylee) but he's our crafty cockney conman

Doing fine currently but she's talking about having another bairn so . . . It's hot as hell here today, the building is like an oven and there's female flesh on display that even to my filthy mind is a tad inappropriate for the setting! Dirk Diggler would be foaming at the mouth . . .

Quite the opposite but it feels like I'm in town on a Friday night at the minute . . . I'm maintaining an air of professional detachment, obvs!

To make matters 'worse' I'm now in a room with a lass with a tight dress, open at the thigh and clearly wearing a black thong underneath. Strewth!

That was why I stared for so long . . . trying to decipher all the nooks and crannies

Are the correct answers

If only, definitely an image stored in the mental 'wank bank' though!

Something happened earlier where very much in a professional context a fairly tidy blonde lass was crossing her legs in a dress and pretty much doing a Sharon Stone. She then exposed so much thigh and well, you know, that it was pretty hard to not look at anything else. Now, I know it's very ungentlemanly to well, stare, quite frankly, but how can one avoid taking a sneaky peek? Anyway, should a man feel bad about this behaviour as part of me could have stared all day like an Indian looking at a white tourist but the more gentile part feels a little embarrassed that I peeked a little longer than my conscience feels OK about?

In one - I remember nobbing a proper skinny lass way back in my teens. Never forget the thought that 'it's like shagging a boy' popping into my head continuously. Not a turn on I should hastily add . . . Curves and warmth are where its at for this perv kid AS for VB - not sure how anyone could find her appealing in any way shape or form? Mind you, I'd have preferred her over the sporty one . . .

Thought that myself recently funnily enough

Possibly an age thing but I feel that way about football in general - days like the other week apart. Not that long ago I'd have been a Chelsea fan for the day, yesterday I wanted Utd to get an equaliser just to see an exciting end to the game and the hope that they may end up losing on pens.

Like any manager he gets 10 games for me or a quarter of a season. If we are where we were last year he'd probably have to go. Thing is, without any investment who better could we get and who'd come?

I only saw a few snippets after the event but thought (a bit like Obama getting in) that it could only be a positive inspiration for African Americans. On the flip side, the looks on some of their faces . . . 'Well, Camilla, that was fcuking dreadful!' All good for UK US relations though which is a plus at the minute.

If the answer is Shelvey then the question is 'Why won't England win the World Cup?'

Aye but Pablo's never gonna give it up