darwen_white

I actually feel sorry for these folk - and their shit, pathetic lives. Moaning about anything and everything; moaning when it's cold, moaning when it's hot, moaning when their bins aren't emptied etc etc etc.

But Labour were back in power in the 90s

If it was wrong to close the pits, why haven't they been re-opened?

3 games left, 2 at home 1 away against an already promoted team

Really?

The woman, Poppy Knight, is a ringer for Maxine Carr. Sent shivers down my spine.

It must be breakfast time in the US - the comments under the article are coming in thick and fast. Johnny Evans isn't too popular

I thought he already had landed...!

It could also go very 'tits up' at Brighton, if and when Leeds ask to speak to Gus Poyet...

Shirley an April Fool?

Try replacing the jam jar with a can of pop that's been in the freezer

The variable rate will be cheaper than your fixed rate, so just leave it to run onto the variable rate. No reason to fix it at all with rates being at an all time low. Not even sure why you fixed it 3 years ago (?)

I had an injection. It was without doubt the most painful thing ever, and didn't work at all. Plenty of exercises available online which will help but there are no remedies.

DF - Man of integrity

You saying the victim might not've been human?

Straight to Wembley then for the Paint Pot Final.

Meant to be warming up for weekend

Our seats have hardly been sat in

As teachers are always banging on about how they do mountains of vital, unseen work after school has finished, why don't they stage evening walkouts...?

That is Easter weekend by my reckoning. Happy days all round

Two weeks till the clocks go forward. Will be light at 8pm

That is from you point of view living in, I presume, Leigh

Where's Steve Coppell these days?

Only one point was snatched from Blackburn's grasp. JSL

It's a red all day long. He can't expect to raise his foot to chest height and expect no one to be in the immediate vicinity.