TheWanderer1958

It were a camel, trust me!

I think dickhead is one word......but fuck it.... five fucking one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could edit it but fuck it, it captured the moment! I just sang "we are the one and only Wanderers" at a camel.................. Love them Wanderers me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why? The blokes a dick head.......

They are a bunch of cunts. Coyle out! Fucking them Wanderers me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Drunk.

Clipping toenails??????? What true mon has a toenail clipper for fucks sake???????????

A spam and pineapple pizza would be ace..........

Perth?

Muji..... To be worn with bio-degradable clothing in muted earth colours whilst listening to whale music.........

Fuck off. Just fuck off!

Well if he is like Mr Ricketts we have a belter......................................................well until he gets his England cap of course.

Yep, thats a bite!

I reckon you wern't lucky, just them groomers didn't fancy you..........

Have I??? Reet, let's have a look!!!

I am still waiting for a nibble......!!

They have just started a Northern Soul revival thing over here, even had Russ Winstanley come over. It was so successful they are looking at bringing him over once a month. Not for me I am afraid the music is bollocks and when I stuck my head into one of these revival nights it just looked like a saga holiday on blueys!!!

I reckon Bolty is one of them typical Little Englanders that fuck off from the country they profess to love so much and think they show loyalty by having a Union Jack bedspread and drinking their tea from a "come on England" mug. Like me. Cunts to a man the lot of em!!!!!

I know a bird out there but I think she is mainly after shoes........ Will see what I can do....

Absolutely agree, he says sipping a large gin and tonic as the sun slowly dips below the Burj Al Arab...........

What the fuck is Twitter?

Thanks for all the advice so far....... The door is not a front door, it is a back/side door so does not need to be particularly flash or owt....

Anybody know anyone that does UPVC doors?? If not, any idea on prices for door and frame???

Mainly Utd, City and Al Shabab round here............. Whites very thin on the ground in this neck of the woods. So are Wanderers fans too come to think about it......

Right, if you rip a bath out, buy a shower thing that you want going in to replace it, how much to get someone fit it........??

Get that man a cigar!!