TheWanderer1958

I give it six months.........

Was in Koh Phangan a couple of months ago and I am delighted to report you can still smook a joint whilst riding an elephant......... These things are important.

Sickened........

Only two of those are insults..........

Good stuff. Now tell us who painted your bollocks blue and we will get em arrested!

That would be the old MM and Co...........

Pattaya, nice, quite no football yobs and very traditional. Plus Little Whitt tells me you can get pissed on by a lady boy for less than a fiver...........

Bollocks! It is bullying and assault. Any fucker that did that wants arresting.......

Unless they win............

We have a good chance of beating them and they are all cunts...... What is there not to love about this draw????

In........

Had a complete dick over here reckoned he could go a round with Tyson.........! The genius thought process being that he would keep moving....... Just where do these levels of delusion come from ffs?!

Nowt wrong with Pot Noodle butties.......

A good point.........

When back in Morris Green Village it is of course The Morris Dancers. Unfortunately it is full of cunts...........

Steve's horn was never as big as he reckoned, ask Jay Jay Ogani he has spent many a Saturday afternoon blowing it..............

You are a good man you are Bowton...........

Utter bollocks! I have just bought an apple turnover, I will now eat it..........

We should protest against protesters...... It is the only choice we have.....

Double post..... But it is still a fucking flour cake!!!!!!!!

It is a fucking flour cake!

Three seals and a shrub............

I did not know saga holidays did scooter runs........

Who cuts bacon butties in half anyway?????? Thinly veiled I am a prima fucking donna when it comes to bacon butties thread!

They save trees and seals and stuff, and trees and seals are ace so fuck off..................