Rudy

Could always try and get there by dinghy

That’ll be the 5G microchip

If it was the California Spyder I’ll let him off

Tres bien

Arteta has done great, handled the Auba situation great, brought in youngsters got them playing

Yep that was excellent

Behave , my boat race on the posters This time next year Rodders….

Unforgivable Sandra Bullock, Netflix. Good un, 7.5/10

I assumed the bald toad Bezos would have a lass out of his league because of his cash money. Turns out he’s settled for one of the spitting image puppets

Mad as a shithouse rat. Kathy Bates studied her.

“A mate” Get her shagged.

Heard their team is deadly

He’s up there. He made Keira Knightley look great in Pirates of the Caribbean in which she uttered the words “want to know about pain, trying wearing a corset” Shit. Shes since redeemed herself in the imitation game. But that line sends shudders up my coin purse.

Game changer alert. There’s now those grab machines where you win every time. The prize isn’t as good but it’s about the winning. I seek it out, hope the wife and child don’t notice, put a quid in, give my best Daniel Day Lewis acting, and win one of the little fuckers that have probably been sewn at Her Majesty’s pleasure. Walk off an absolute hero.

Are you sure? I best go and have another look.

78,610 New cases today.

And she’s nobbing Orlando Bloom. Imagine marrying a fella called Orlando. Definitely allergic to hay fever that lad. And she probably still smells like Brands khram. Probably Kiedis next

I wouldn’t say I’m talented

I’m flattered. But I don’t swing that way(not that’s there’s nothing wrong with it) but always nice to meet a fan

Not like they could complain

My mistake. Still 🌋

8 years for the girlfriend 25 for the mam

@royal white seems Josh Taylor has been omitted because last time he wasn’t nominated he said fuck the BBC. Hes since posted a shit load of Covid conspiracies on his Instagram as well as being anti-vax