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No Spurs pen but it’s handball

Best I’ve seen Ali play in a long time. His hair means he should be launched into the sea though

Is AIDS an acronym? Abstract Indie Dance Shit

Where Clarendon school used to be there was a bit of waste land in the 90s either the park or the lizzie had a bonfire there, I remember a flat bed truck backing up towards the fire, it dumped a shit load of long plaster boards down to throw on the fire. The fella Worked for the council doing refurbs on houses I reckon he had ripped out a load of asbestos boards out of a council house. I reckon GL circa November 95 inhaled two houses worth of asbestos. Which would explain a lot

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You need your head testing I saw the queue going all the way back up to the beehive to get to Tesco. Fuck that

Id prefer hibernating

Tinnitus Blasting music in headphones as loud as I could, constantly searching for better louder headphones. Gigs, at least one a month easy, getting in the mixer. I occasionally think I’ve seen something in the corner of my eye and jump slightly. I assume thats down to drug fuelled weekenders for about 5 years straight.

Me either but I can’t help it. I’ve no interest in Brook Vs khan but I know I’ll watch it. anyways these are the two chaps we need to see fight next year

Chelsea asked for their game to be postponed , PL Said fuck off and get on with it you buncha fannies

I thought I was pissed, then I went on the concourse saw Jules trying to hold onto a pole that wasn’t there looking at a tv that wasn’t there. I thought fuckin hell I’ve got some catching up to do here

@Youri McAnespie I think the name should be Bastards not The Bastards but just Bastards

He learned of this pleasure after spending weeks n the Indiana library. A young lass showed him the big book of anal pleasures and he never looked back, and this inspired the song Librarian girl

John is Joeys uglier brother. Johns cock looked like a piece of drift wood after a tsunami

Tommy Fury couldn’t knock out a wank

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At my kids swimming class there is a mam I’d say a good 7.1, 7.6 on her wedding day and her husband who looks like John Merrick and Luke Chadwick had a baby

Yeah him and his brother are. Should have been fighting Tommy Fury, not that he’s a great boxer but he’s a boxer at least. He has the ability but it’s easier and more profitable for him to fight cans

Give the quid to a homeless fella instead

If he’s serious about boxing he needs to stop chasing clout and go after some genuine boxers not washed up ufc bums and reality stars. He’s obviously got some ability

Don’t think I’ve ever seen it since. And don’t remember it then. So therefore didn’t happen. Only thing I really remember was kissing @jules_darby on the head like Blanc and Barthez

Because it’s one of the very best

Didn’t he only play acoustic as well?

No idea mate I was on the press viewing platform, like eye level with the fighters great view. Could walk around quarter of the arena Great night