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1 hour ago, gonzo said:

...Dacres Cogley baby, Putting on a show 

What's the tune?

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3 minutes ago, Zico said:

What's the tune?

 

 

Same tune as this. Must be watching Dacres Cogley not Dacres Cogley baby :D

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

 

 

Same tune as this. Must be watching Dacres Cogley not Dacres Cogley baby :D

I prefer Copacabana 

So far I've got

"Josh Dacres-Cogley, he is a showman"

Struggling now

Just now, Zico said:

I prefer Copacabana 

So far I've got

"Josh Dacres-Cogley, he is a showman"

Struggling now

You’ve missed the boat - that current one will stick.

Maybe switch focus to Sheehan, it’s wank that one of our best players has a song that’s just Sheehan, Sheehan, Sheehan.

Now I’m not one for a song thread, but there’s got to be a way to reuse the Beevers song, especially considering the twitterati now refer to him as the magician. Josh Sheehan is magic, he wears a magic hat…

1 minute ago, Eddie said:

You’ve missed the boat - that current one will stick.

Maybe switch focus to Sheehan, it’s wank that one of our best players has a song that’s just Sheehan, Sheehan, Sheehan.

Now I’m not one for a song thread, but there’s got to be a way to reuse the Beevers song, especially considering the twitterati now refer to him as the magician. Josh Sheehan is magic, he wears a magic hat…

"His name is Sheehan, he is a showman"

Got stuck again

She-man

My neighbour spoke to sheehan after Barnsley, as his grand daughter was waiting for an autograph. 

He complained about their players kicking him all over the park!

14 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

My neighbour spoke to sheehan after Barnsley, as his grand daughter was waiting for an autograph. 

He complained about their players kicking him all over the park!

Did Baxter as well; dirty Yorkshire bstards 

51 minutes ago, Zico said:

"His name is Sheehan, he is a showman"

Got stuck again

I saw one mooted on twitter a while back that stuck in my head.

To the tune of Snap's 'Rhythm is a Dancer'

Sheehan is a dancer
He's our midfield master
He can score from anywhere


It needs work.

54 minutes ago, Zico said:

"His name is Sheehan, he is a showman"

Got stuck again

I’m persevering with mine (yours feels like it would need to be accompanied by a little dance)

Josh Sheehan is magic, he wears a magic hat and if you try and tackle him he’ll make you look a twat.

He dribbles with his left foot, he dribbles with his right anddd [insert bit to finish it off about something all night - not cock related]

6 minutes ago, Traf said:

I saw one mooted on twitter a while back that stuck in my head.

To the tune of Snap's 'Rhythm is a Dancer'

Sheehan is a dancer
He's our midfield master
He can score from anywhere


It needs work.

I'm as serious as cancer when I say Sheehan is dancer

19 minutes ago, Zico said:

I'm as serious as cancer when I say Sheehan is dancer

is he human? Or is Sheehan a dancer? 

Edited by Not in Crawley

Sheehan is a punk rocker, Sheenhan is a punk rocker....repeat to fade.

Look at these, my child-bearing hips
Look at these, my ruby red ruby lips
Look at these my work strong arms and
You've got to see my bottle full of charm
I lay it all at your feet
You turn around and say back to me, "he said"
 
Sheehan-na-gig, Sheehan-na-gig
You exhibitionist
Sheehan-na-gig, Sheehan-na-gig
You exhibitionist
 
I think its got potential.
1 hour ago, Eddie said:

You’ve missed the boat - that current one will stick.

Maybe switch focus to Sheehan, it’s wank that one of our best players has a song that’s just Sheehan, Sheehan, Sheehan.

He gets one more word than Kieron Lee got 😀 (another of our best players of recent times).

The key is to have an easy one word surname, and preferably to take corners.

Sheehan's following in a long line of proud owners of the one word song - Spearing, Wheater, Zouma spring to mind.  Zouma definitely in the category of the name being more important than ability!

If Jack Earing had hung around he would have been really popular. 

Still think the Adam Le Fondre song is the player song in recent times.

Tremendous little ditty that number.

2 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Still think the Adam Le Fondre song is the player song in recent times.

Tremendous little ditty that number.

Was it lonergan that had a belter? One of our keepers around that time had a cracker

21 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Still think the Adam Le Fondre song is the player song in recent times.

Tremendous little ditty that number.

Defo had it all. Great player for us

2 hours ago, Traf said:

I saw one mooted on twitter a while back that stuck in my head.

To the tune of Snap's 'Rhythm is a Dancer'

Sheehan is a dancer
He's our midfield master
He can score from anywhere


It needs work.

He is a magician,

Welsh wizard on a mission

 

 

There's a couple more lines thrown in for good measure. 

1 minute ago, Arrested development said:

He is a magician,

Welsh wizard on a mission

 

 

There's a couple more lines thrown in for good measure. 

Surely this has now turned into a song thread 

38 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Still think the Adam Le Fondre song is the player song in recent times.

Tremendous little ditty that number.

Mate used to always do his name to seven nation army 

Was over heard doing it in whetherspoons after Wigan away and was requested to take things outside 

Where the bouncers then told the Wigan fans to fuck off and let us back in

23 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Still think the Adam Le Fondre song is the player song in recent times.

Tremendous little ditty that number.

Having your best striker with a surname that rhymes with Wanderer was the stuff of dreams 😀

One of my all time favourite Wanderers and celebrating his goals with that song was a real highlight.

Gutting that Parky ruined his last season, sticking him on the wing or the bench, and we let him go far too early. 

9 minutes ago, Arrested development said:

He is a magician,

Welsh wizard on a mission

 

 

There's a couple more lines thrown in for good measure. 

To the tune of 2unlimited

Josh, josh

Josh, josh, josh 

Josh, josh, josh

Josh, josh Sheenan 

3 minutes ago, Zico said:

Mate used to always do his name to seven nation army 

Was over heard doing it in whetherspoons after Wigan away and was requested to take things outside 

Where the bouncers then told the Wigan fans to fuck off and let us back in

The Wigan fan's 'attack' on him was comical 

3 minutes ago, Johnnyrotten said:

Having your best striker with a surname that rhymes with Wanderer was the stuff of dreams 😀

We can't have had many

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