Reebok

[frank_spencer]

13 hours ago, gonzo said:

I was thinking of that stripy thing we had.

 

Worn in 1 game Vs Fulham.

[Dr Faustus]

13 hours ago, Jol_BWFC said:

I’ve got the shirt that Santos used to score for them. I guess getting knocked out straight away makes it more of a collector’s item 😆

the lad has one of Connor Bradley's match issues

8 minutes ago, frank_spencer said:

Worn in 1 game Vs Fulham.

got one signed by Jay-Jay up in the loft

Edited June 4, 2025 by Dr Faustus

[SatanGreavsie]

1 hour ago, Dr Faustus said:

the lad has one of Connor Bradley's match issues

got one signed by Jay-Jay up in the loft

How was he with the ladder getting up there? Reminds me of a great idea I once had for a tv series. "Cash in the attic". Ex tennis star Pat Cash gets moved into random people's attics for a week and they have to put up with him mithering. The similar sounding "gash in the attic" is actually one of Gonzo's vids.

[SatanGreavsie]

There's nigh on a whole alphabet of possibilities here:

Hash In The Attic - the Springwatch team challenge a suburban family to start a cannabis farm in their loft. All goes well until it turns out Chris Packham grasses them up after doing a runner with £50k worth of plants.

Sash In The Attic - in attempt to foster unity, a NI Catholic family has a Protestant flute band stay in their loft for a month. To add balance it runs concurrently with "'RA In A Car" where a Protestant has to car share with a provisional IRA member for a week - with hilarious consequences.

M*A*S*H In The Attic - a family from Garstang is challenged to help the NHS by running a Korean War type field hospital in their loft. Successful enough to warrant a sequel, Rash In The Attic, wherein a retired couple from Bury St. Edmunds have to run an STD clinic from their extension.

Slash In The Attic - Guns'N'Roses axeman challenged to come up with two new tracks while ensconced in the loft of a lesbian couple from Peterborough. Ends on a sad note after one comes home to find him giving her partner a good seeing to in the airing cupboard.

Daesh In The Attic - Bradley Walsh hosts the story of a Maidstone family who unwittingly hosted an ISIS terror cell in their recently converted loft after they gained entry claiming to be TV detector van operatives. Explosive finale...

Trash In The Attic - heartbreaking story of a Birmingham couple who stored all their waste in the loft during the recent strikes, only to have it collapse the ceiling while they watched Bargain Hunt. Wiped their faces it did.

[Dr Faustus]

28 minutes ago, SatanGreavsie said:

There's nigh on a whole alphabet of possibilities here:

Hash In The Attic - the Springwatch team challenge a suburban family to start a cannabis farm in their loft. All goes well until it turns out Chris Packham grasses them up after doing a runner with £50k worth of plants.

Sash In The Attic - in attempt to foster unity, a NI Catholic family has a Protestant flute band stay in their loft for a month. To add balance it runs concurrently with "'RA In A Car" where a Protestant has to car share with a provisional IRA member for a week - with hilarious consequences.

M*A*S*H In The Attic - a family from Garstang is challenged to help the NHS by running a Korean War type field hospital in their loft. Successful enough to warrant a sequel, Rash In The Attic, wherein a retired couple from Bury St. Edmunds have to run an STD clinic from their extension.

Slash In The Attic - Guns'N'Roses axeman challenged to come up with two new tracks while ensconced in the loft of a lesbian couple from Peterborough. Ends on a sad note after one comes home to find him giving her partner a good seeing to in the airing cupboard.

Daesh In The Attic - Bradley Walsh hosts the story of a Maidstone family who unwittingly hosted an ISIS terror cell in their recently converted loft after they gained entry claiming to be TV detector van operatives. Explosive finale...

Trash In The Attic - heartbreaking story of a Birmingham couple who stored all their waste in the loft during the recent strikes, only to have it collapse the ceiling while they watched Bargain Hunt. Wiped their faces it did.

Could turn it into a triple bill of American cinema if you can get a projector up there? A celebration of diverse women I’ve wanted to bang 20 years apart, featuring Daryl Hannah, Sandra Bullock and Gal Gadot;

Splash/Crash/The Flash in the Attic

Or for modern party girl who hasn’t a moment to waste; why take two trips to the clinic when we offer both atheistic and STI treatments- come to Lash n’ Rash in the Attic

 

 

[bolton va va]

Fash in the Attic  - A powerful documentary highlighting the dangers posed by keeping a gay footballer in your roof space.

[peelyfeet]

Tash in the attic. Graeme Souness, Burt Reynolds, Hitler and Hulk Hogan spend a weekend insulating Tom Selleck's loft.

[Dr. Feelgood]

Can't believe no-one has suggested 'Gash in the attic' yet.

Fill in your own suggestions. All mine are unacceptable. 

[desperado]

5 hours ago, Dr. Feelgood said:

Can't believe no-one has suggested 'Gash in the attic' yet.

Fill in your own suggestions. All mine are unacceptable. 

Which would no doubt lead to a “Rash in the attic” 

[gonzo]