Watching Iraq I wondered what had happened to Alex Samizadeh. Turns out he was Iranian but his wiki page surprised me:

In October 2020 Samizadeh and three others were accused of providing Iranian nationals with false identification and travel documents, with a view to helping them enter the UK illegally. He stood for trial where it was stated he had a false identity known as Mohammad Hossein Samizadeh in Italy in which he would use to facilitate the illegal immigrations by opening them bank accounts and make travel arrangements by having them use the false identities. His laptop also contained images of other people's stolen passports. He denied all statements.^[14]

In 2023, while playing in Australia he is accused of conducting a crypo scam where he fled the country with investors money.

In 2024, he became the subject of another fraud investigation, relating to property management and in 2025 he was again investigated for fraud in relation to property and withholding deposits.

We've had a few bad lads over the years.

I have it on good authority that Kevin Davies was once caught doing 33 in a 30 mile an hour zone.

Edited Monday at 22:134 days by kent_white

1 hour ago, kent_white said:

I have it on good authority that Kevin Davies was once caught doing 33 in a 30 mile an hour zone.

did hear when he played for Southampton he would constantly be getting pissed back home in chesterfield and driving back well over the limit to get to training

Jermaine Johnson

yardie getaway driver

George Oghani headbutted a linesman during an amateur match and wasn’t Stig Tofting done for attacking a cafe owner?

Also Delroy Facey for match fixing and more recently Kyle Dempsey.

We could probably field a criminal 11.

Edited Tuesday at 03:073 days by freds dad

Didn't Sam Allardyce get done for nicking a hosepipe from B&Q or something?

5 hours ago, Zico said:

Jermaine Johnson

yardie getaway driver

Con Boutsianis was exactly that. And incredibly has managed to remove it from his Wiki page

3 hours ago, freds dad said:

George Oghani headbutted a linesman.

Not sure about this but he got done for nicking an ironing board from B&Q.

Hence the posters name Ironing Board George who came on here.

'Poor directional control' 😂

Michael Ricketts

Gary Madine

That ex-Liverpool and Rangers right-back Parky signed who's name I can't remember

1 minute ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

Michael Ricketts

Gary Madine

That ex-Liverpool and Rangers right-back Parky signed who's name I can't remember

John Flanagan?

He was absolute dogshit, I think he even managed to get an England cap somehow

27 minutes ago, Alf Hartigan said:

Not sure about this but he got done for nicking an ironing board from B&Q.

Hence the posters name Ironing Board George who came on here.

'Poor directional control' 😂

Didn't he also get done for robbing out the dressing room ?

33 minutes ago, Alf Hartigan said:

Not sure about this but he got done for nicking an ironing board from B&Q.

Hence the posters name Ironing Board George who came on here.

'Poor directional control' 😂

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/13712197.former-bolton-wanderers-star-george-oghani-cautioned-for-headbutting-linesman-at-football-match/

I think I remember more about the poster on here than I do about George Oghani himself 😃

7 hours ago, Zico said:

did hear when he played for Southampton he would constantly be getting pissed back home in chesterfield and driving back well over the limit to get to training

He used to drink in my brothers pub the crosspool tavern in Sheffield.

Every night, same time. 4 pints. Then he'd have a session on Sunday.

Nathen Blake

didn't he get done

in Wales

for Robbing a

Fruit Matching

1 hour ago, Sweep said:

John Flanagan?

He was absolute dogshit, I think he even managed to get an England cap somehow

That's the one

1 hour ago, Sweep said:

John Flanagan?

He was absolute dogshit, I think he even managed to get an England cap somehow

Nah. Jon Otsemobor. Played for us once.

Some story about him being shot in the arse in a Liverpool nightclub. Officially noted in his wiki page as ...

"He made headlines at the age of 20 when as an innocent bystander he was shot in the buttocks by an armed gang-member gunman in a Liverpool nightclub".

... & I have a bridge to sell.

1 hour ago, W.cramp said:

Didn't he also get done for robbing out the dressing room ?

I seem to remember that was after he moved to Burnley but I could well be wrong as usual .

Wayne something or other got done for stealing suitcases from an airport ........ or that may have been a drunken dream .

55 minutes ago, gonzo said:

He used to drink in my brothers pub the crosspool tavern in Sheffield.

Every night, same time. 4 pints. Then he'd have a session on Sunday.

yeah think I heard he'd go back home for his Sunday session and at the end of it drive back to Southampton for training Monday

Had to double check I was right because I thought i remembered reading it, but Sanmi Odelusi got sent down last year for 7 years. Wrong'un.

1 hour ago, W.cramp said:

Didn't he also get done for robbing out the dressing room ?

That was Jonathan Walters

9 minutes ago, Krimzon said:

Wayne something or other got done for stealing suitcases from an airport ........ or that may have been a drunken dream .

Was that not Johnathon Walters now coaching director at Stoke?

Edited Tuesday at 08:383 days by Alf Hartigan
See Ani's post above so might be mistaken

Diouf

Simon Charlton........the mole!

52 minutes ago, Alf Hartigan said:

Was that not Johnathon Walters now coaching director at Stoke?

Wayne Burnett?

1 hour ago, Alf Hartigan said:

Was that not Johnathon Walters now coaching director at Stoke?

Got kicked out at Blackburn for it then signed for us