Ani Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Just a quick hint. When you have been round the shop and then then pushed your trolley to the bit where someone adds up what you have bought and eveything gets put in carrier bags them man/women who has done this will tell you how much it all costs and then.................................... you have to pay !!! this should not be a big surprise and if you really concentrate hard, just like when wwatching corrie or deciding what wash cycle to use, it is possible to have your purse out and then your payment card ready to hand over. if oyu stand there waiting they wil still ask they will not forget, even it a feloow 'sister' on the tills. You notice sometimes a man in the queue behind you, they will be carrying two crates of beer and will already know how much they are paying and have the money ready to hand over. be prepared ladies be prepared Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted April 20, 2007 Site Supporter Share Posted April 20, 2007 the checkout is also not the place to take about gladdis's glands, arthurs arthritis or patsy's piles! some of us just want to pay and leave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 the checkout is also not the place to take about gladdis's glands, arthurs arthritis or patsy's piles! what about Beryls bunnions or Cecils corns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Ani, I have to agree with you. How about supermarkets bringing in an 'unsociable night'? You know how some have 'pensioners morning' & 'singles' nights'? Well how about a 'I really don't want to have a conversation with you, I just want to pick up a few small items and get out as soon a possible, evening'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 As most pensioners don't have jobs to go to, then why not restrict them to shopping only between the hours of 02:00 and 05:00 - that way they don't get in the way of us normal folk. It also has the benefit of making sure they are only on the road when most decent folk are tucked up in bed. As soon as people reach 60-65 they should be forced to operate in "nocturnal hours" so we don't have to be infuriated by their slowness and acrid stench Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piemon Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 what about Beryls bunnions or Cecils corns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plums Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Anyone with more than two coupons should immediately be sent to a hard labour prison somewhere in siberia.. same goes for people who have a trolley full of only the stickered out of date garbage.. you know the sort.. sat waiting for the bread sticks to be reduced 10 p and the buy them on mass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest as Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 P?kis taking about 15 baskets to the hand basket section in Morrisons on COR are annoying too, like you wouldn't f?cking notice. Luckily for them the staff are all abduls, so they didn't mind Women who take an eternity bagging up their goods & then trying to give the exact money with their change I hate food shopping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 P?kis taking about 15 baskets to the hand basket section in Morrisons on COR are annoying too, like you wouldn't f?cking notice. Just go to a better class of supermarket then? Easy solution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Special One Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Just go to a better class of supermarket then? Easy solution. Hark at rich b?tch, I prefer aldi myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie Tate Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 why not restrict them to shopping only between the hours of 02:00 and 05:00 - that way they don't get in the way of us normal folk. Because the only other people who are shopping at that time are smackrats buying tinfoil. The mugging rate would rocket. The best thing for old folk to do, really, would be to die a day after retirement. 'Twould save the rest of society a lot of trouble and prevent them from being mugged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest as Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Just go to a better class of supermarket then? Easy solution. Why bother - More Reasons is only 2 mins away. M&S is beneath me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Get your food delivered direct to your home via those nice people at Opodo (Waitrose). It certainly saves mixing with the riff-raff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zozzy Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 A new Lidl opened up half way down Daubhill last week. There was a big sign outside "Big opening price offers on all Gammon and bacon. It is about 95% Muslims living in that area Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Hark at rich b?tch, I prefer aldi myself Only because you're lazy. It's at the end of your strret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Only because you're lazy. It's at the end of your strret. He was good in MASH to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfc_sue Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Am beginning to think you chaps are obsessed with the ways of women! Shopping, petrol stations, cash machines, what next? Admit it, your wishing you were born a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Admit it, your wishing you were born a woman. Life would have been so much easier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted April 20, 2007 Site Supporter Share Posted April 20, 2007 Just go to a better class of supermarket then? Easy solution. didnt someone post on here a while back the list of which supermarkets paid the most for the best produce? werent morrisons no 1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 didnt someone post on here a while back the list of which supermarkets paid the most for the best produce? werent morrisons no 1? Maybe, but I just find it a scutty place to shop. Tesco's & Ocado for convenience for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seasoned Traveller Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Listen up and listen good. Do your shopping on't Internet. No knobheads yapping in the aisles blocking your way. No Kids running riot. No dirty smelly fuckers looking for the out of date shite. No queing to get off the car park. Takes a max of 30 mins. This is the future, I've tried it and I god damn like it...........So gimme a 'Hell Yeah'.....Halleujah Brothers and Sisters Tesco or Asda. ST Grabbing technology by the horns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Special One Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Listen up and listen good. Do your shopping on't Internet. No knobheads yapping in the aisles blocking your way. No Kids running riot. No dirty smelly fuckers looking for the out of date shite. No queing to get off the car park. Takes a max of 30 mins. This is the future, I've tried it and I god damn like it...........So gimme a 'Hell Yeah'.....Halleujah Brothers and Sisters Tesco or Asda. ST Grabbing technology by the horns We do online shopping with Asda The only downside is that missus c gets carried away and blows the budget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Hell Yeah Brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest as Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Lazy f?ckers, don't you enjoy choosing the checkout with the fit looking students on there, even if it has the biggest queue?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 Listen up and listen good. Do your shopping on't Internet. No knobheads yapping in the aisles blocking your way. No Kids running riot. No dirty smelly fuckers looking for the out of date shite. No queing to get off the car park. Takes a max of 30 mins. This is the future, I've tried it and I god damn like it...........So gimme a 'Hell Yeah'.....Halleujah Brothers and Sisters Tesco or Asda. ST Grabbing technology by the horns you mean it is cheaper ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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