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passed my test monday got insured with direct line TPFT for ?2000 on tuesday.

the car is an ax memphis 1.1i.

so i am at macdonalds picking my mate up he jumps in and i work my way round the drive through and the end of my cig falls on to my coat, my mate tells me i look down to wipe it off dont turn and hit a steel bollard. the headlight fell out and there is a big dent in the bonet and a load of hot watery sort of stuff started coming out under the front right headlight which took most of the impact. i think this is my radiator. i have left it on mcdonalds car park. as i didnt rly fancy driving it home and i only live a mile away. so what should i do next. i think i need it to be recovererd and taken to a garage. as it will be fixable i hope. whats your advice and what do you lot thik this water is ?

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

 

 

Only been driving a day!!

sounds like you've burst the flux~kerpasitor..

Edited by sir william of bearsville

passed my test monday got insured with direct line TPFT for ?2000 on tuesday.

the car is an ax memphis 1.1i.

so i am at macdonalds picking my mate up he jumps in and i work my way round the drive through and the end of my cig falls on to my coat, my mate tells me i look down to wipe it off dont turn and hit a steel bollard. the headlight fell out and there is a big dent in the bonet and a load of hot watery sort of stuff started coming out under the front right headlight which took most of the impact. i think this is my radiator. i have left it on mcdonalds car park. as i didnt rly fancy driving it home and i only live a mile away. so what should i do next. i think i need it to be recovererd and taken to a garage. as it will be fixable i hope. whats your advice and what do you lot thik this water is ?

 

get a bike you fookin idiot

 

HTH

passed my test monday got insured with direct line TPFT for ?2000 on tuesday.

the car is an ax memphis 1.1i.

so i am at macdonalds picking my mate up he jumps in and i work my way round the drive through and my two Big Mac Meals fall on to my coat, my mate tells me i look down to wipe it off dont turn and hit a steel bollard. the headlight fell out and there is a big dent in the bonet and a load of hot watery sort of stuff started coming out under the front right headlight which took most of the impact. i think this is my radiator. i have left it on mcdonalds car park. as i didnt rly fancy driving it home and i only live a mile away. so what should i do next. i think i need it to be recovererd and taken to a garage. as it will be fixable i hope. whats your advice and what do you lot thik this water is ?

 

 

How long is it before you go working away?

I would try to bring my flight's forward.

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not goin working over there now. decided on car inscurance instead.::::lol:::: just going for a holiday now

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

You couldn't make this shit up!

how is the bollard? :rofl:

Is this the best post ever? Beats the cricket handle one.

 

Billy Bear was right - Phone a garage and ask how much to replace your flux kerpasitor

 

Dont go through insurance.

Macdonals which one if there over 2hrs ?80 fine INS ?2000 thats Y :good:

SELL IT ax memphis 1.1i one careful lady owner :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

passed my test monday got insured with direct line TPFT for ?2000 on tuesday.

Is that right? - it sounds bloody high

You couldn't make this shit up!

 

 

Is this the best post ever? Beats the cricket handle one.

 

I've been banging my hand against the wall trying to steady myself.

 

Oli - you've made my day, my week, my year with that post!!!

 

:rofl:

It's a wind up you daft c?nts. Not even Oli can be so f?ckin numb.

Tell your mate to get a whiplash claim in and half it with you!That way you can fix your car with the winnings! :roll:

Edited by tonygreen1981

whats your advice and what do you lot thik this water is ?

 

Your p?ss post hitting the bollard

not goin working over there now. decided on car inscurance instead.:::::lol::::: just going for a holiday now

 

 

YOU REALLY ARE A idiot .

It's a wind up you daft c?nts. Not even Oli can be so f?ckin numb.

 

but he is bright enough to think this up as a wind up?

CHAV

Is that right? - it sounds bloody high

 

 

can not imagine why an insurance company would charge such high premiums to a young lad who has just passed his test who crashed his car whilst smoking and driving round mcdonalds at 5 miles an hour.

 

 

these insurance companies are real rip off merchants..........................

Edited by Ani

What a gimp you are.

Funniest post of the month.

 

Either that or Oli is a comedy genius in making this post up.

Funniest post of the month.

 

yep.

Edited by Smiley

Oli - legend :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

driving round mcdonalds at 5 miles an hour.

 

I reckon you'd have to be doing a lot more than that to perforate your flux capacitor.

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