Book of Eli - Denzel Washington - took two attempts to watch it all the way through - a bit of a duff Mad Max type film. Watchable. 4/10

 

Green Zone - Matt Damon - enjoyed it, always like films based out in Middle East, etc. 7/10

 

Planet 51 - was enjoying it til I nodded off, kids liked it - must be good. 6/10

 

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - see above - 6/10

 

Good Will Hunting - Matt Damon/Robin Williams - look, there was fook all else on this Saturday just gone, never seen it before - quite enjoyed - the scene were Robin Williams was going on about his late wife farting in bed had me in tears - half decent. Oh, and Minnie Driver looked far better than I can ever remember. 7/10

 

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - its Swedish so no famous actors/actresses - great thriller - didn't bother me that it was in subtitles great revenge scene on the pervy Probation Officer- looking forward to the 2nd in the trilogy in the next week or so - well worth the watch and highly recommended. 9/10

 

That's me, Jonathan Woss, over and out.

Just now, Mr Grey said:

Bend it like Beckham on E4, proper shit, but it does feature the beautiful Kiera Knightley, if she had tits, she would be stunning.

🤢

3 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Not a fan ?

I honestly don’t understand it

I would definitely as an act of class war.

15 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

The film or the beautiful Kiera.

I have now switched the film off, its a shocker.

The skin draped over a coat hanger

14 hours ago, Mr Grey said:

Aye she is a bit skinny, beautiful looking though.

Not in Kelly's league though 😁

I concur. She's stunning, just lacks norks.

Peterloo

I know its mike leigh and maxine peake but what a dark day

And to think history at school was renaissance artists and henry the fucking 8th

On the subject of films and tv, is there a site that allows you to search by title to find if theyre on a streaming service and which one

Though i have just found one i wanted to watch, lock stock, in its entirity on YouTube 

Anyone watched 365 days

bloody filth 

33 minutes ago, Casino said:

On the subject of films and tv, is there a site that allows you to search by title to find if theyre on a streaming service and which one

Cinema HD is an app you can download to firestick, mobile and laptop and that's got pretty much all the boxsets and filums covered.

27 minutes ago, DazBob said:

Cinema HD is an app you can download to firestick, mobile and laptop and that's got pretty much all the boxsets and filums covered.

Cheers

Was thinking legal streams 

last time i watched something without my vpn, i got an email from sky 

 

Very much enjoyed that David Copperfield film

9/10

13 hours ago, Casino said:

Cheers

Was thinking legal streams 

last time i watched something without my vpn, i got an email from sky 

 

https://www.justwatch.com/uk

Try that?

On 18/08/2010 at 13:23, Fengshui said:

Was a film on Horror channel last night called the one eyed monster, about a dis-membered cock going round killing people.

 

"Ten people travel into the mountains of North Carolina to shoot a porn movie. During a scene break early in filming Ron Jeremy gets hit by a shooting star and in the following scene his penis, now possessed by a sex-hungry alien, detaches itself, leaving Ron for dead. The remaining cast and crew theorize about the murdering penis' vulnerability after climax, 'when it is limp, and at its weakest'. They hatch a plan to lure the penis into a neuro-tactile simulator and then circumcise it with an ax during its 'refractory period'"

Reminds me of a brilliant trailer for an as yet unmade movie I think called Handjob Cabin, where a group of randy teens spend a weekend in an isolated shack and are wanked to death by the ghost of a woman who accidentally died during of a five fingered shuffle related fatality. 

 

Edited June 23, 20206 yr by DavidLeesMullet

14 hours ago, DavidLeesMullet said:

Reminds me of a brilliant trailer for an as yet unmade movie I think called Handjob Cabin, where a group of randy teens spend a weekend in an isolated shack and are wanked to death by the ghost of a woman who accidentally died during of a five fingered shuffle related fatality. 

 

The ghost role is one of the most highly sought after in Hollywood right now. It's pretty much a guaranteed oscar so the likes of johansson, Lawrence, Portman etc are all vying for it. 

On 21/06/2020 at 21:16, Casino said:

Peterloo

I know its mike leigh and maxine peake but what a dark day

And to think history at school was renaissance artists and henry the fucking 8th

Fancy that. Where was it on? Note: not got filums on Sky.

Prime video

So, its free if you or one of the kids has amazon prime

 

3 hours ago, Casino said:

Prime video

So, its free if you or one of the kids has amazon prime

 

I'm blagging off another account at the amount and so far so good. Loads of good stuff on there. Justified, Bosch etc.

Somebody recod mr mercedes

Watched a bit but got way laid

May revisit

Watched The Gentlemen last night. I really enjoyed it but I don't take Guy Richie films seriously unlike proper film buffs. For example I really like Lock Stock and Snatch just because they are fun.

Anyway, listened to Kermode's review this morning and he didn't like it as expected but he did mention In Bruges as an example of better characterisation using Colin Farrell.

Just saying, that is a great film that passed me by, worth a watch for sure. (To be sure)

Watched Twelve Monkeys last night for the first time, passed 2 hours on reasonably enough.

Watched The Big Short tonight, good film. Bonus Margot Robbie and Selena Gomez, too.

Gemini man - will Smith 5/10

missus watched the Eurovision Song Contest film other day she said it was 7/10. 

Watched a film called Brian Banks, a young American NFL player wrongly accused of rape who lost 11 years of his life, true life story, very good watch, cameo appearances by Samuel L Jackson

Blue story - 9/10. If folk liked top boy etc give it a watch. Very good. 
 

this is the one they banned from cinemas due to all the gangs booting off