Book of Eli - Denzel Washington - took two attempts to watch it all the way through - a bit of a duff Mad Max type film. Watchable. 4/10

 

Green Zone - Matt Damon - enjoyed it, always like films based out in Middle East, etc. 7/10

 

Planet 51 - was enjoying it til I nodded off, kids liked it - must be good. 6/10

 

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - see above - 6/10

 

Good Will Hunting - Matt Damon/Robin Williams - look, there was fook all else on this Saturday just gone, never seen it before - quite enjoyed - the scene were Robin Williams was going on about his late wife farting in bed had me in tears - half decent. Oh, and Minnie Driver looked far better than I can ever remember. 7/10

 

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - its Swedish so no famous actors/actresses - great thriller - didn't bother me that it was in subtitles great revenge scene on the pervy Probation Officer- looking forward to the 2nd in the trilogy in the next week or so - well worth the watch and highly recommended. 9/10

 

That's me, Jonathan Woss, over and out.

53 minutes ago, Spider said:

Never seen the exorcist. Has it aged well?

It's a good film, but its not scary. My 14 year old watched it with me, gave it a meh rating of indifference.

1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

Oh and Tusk, if you haven't seen that, watch it but make sure you've got a strong stomach.

Have heard about it but haven't seen it yet, will try and check it out sometime.

Ever heard of a film called Teeth?, it's about a woman who has a pair of gnashers in a rather unusual place shall we say!!! 

1 hour ago, Rudy said:

It’s fucker up. 24 years later can I can still see the demon flash up when the priest is running 

Linda Blair’s face 

Her voice 

 

Fuck that film 

Ended up taking her clothes off a lot after The Exorcist in a lot of bad to mediocre films in the 70s/80s, also did a half arsed Exorcist spoof called Repossessed with Leslie Neilsen, Anthony Stark and Ned Beatty. 

Edited February 15, 20215 yr by DavidLeesMullet

1 hour ago, Spider said:

Never seen the exorcist. Has it aged well?

I wouldn’t know. No chance I’m watching it again.

Unless @bolton_blondie let’s me hold the popcorn

20 minutes ago, Rudy said:

I wouldn’t know. No chance I’m watching it again.

Unless @bolton_blondie let’s me hold the popcorn

Depends. Salty or sweet? 

1 hour ago, Mr Grey said:

Joe Pesci is 78 today, I personally would put 'My Cousin Vinny' has his number 1 film.

https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/joe-pesci-10-best-films-ranked/

 

Kinell, when you come out with stuff, I'm thinking he's croaked.

1 hour ago, Mr Grey said:

Joe Pesci is 78 today, I personally would put 'My Cousin Vinny' has his number 1 film.

https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/joe-pesci-10-best-films-ranked/

 

Goodfellas for me

14 hours ago, Rudy said:

Goodfellas for me

Tell you what that Don Kevin McAllister is one bad mofo, got Joe Pesci whacked in Goodfellas AND Casino. He wanted serious revenge for the time Pesci was in The Wet Bandits, :lol:!!!

Apparently Marvin the other Wet Bandit was found in the back of a meat truck a day later, it took them two days to thaw him out for the autopsy, pmsl!!!

 

Just switched Cardboard Gangsters off half way through. What a pile of shit.

Watched Thunder Road. Really quite good, funny but very sad.

On 15/02/2021 at 15:57, Spider said:

Watched the Hanks movie News of the World on Netflix last night.

Very good. Great cinematography and nigh on anything with Tom Hanks in tends to be decent.

Worth a watch.

It was just ok. Meandered along. 

Started watching “Detroit” tonight. Was on during all the BLM stuff and had recorded it. Police brutality at its finest. 

I’ve never been into superhero films like nerds are, I like the Michael Keaton Batman and the first two Christopher Nolan ones, oh and the Blade films, but a few lads at work talk about them like they’re real life.  It’s bizarre but hey Ho, so I thought I’d give them a proper good, started with iron man, turned it off 30 mins in.

Kids films. Utter predictable American nerdy wank.

”oh try avengers instead”

Fuck off. nerds.

Just now, Rudy said:

I’ve never been into superhero films like nerds are, I like the Michael Keaton Batman and the first two Christopher Nolan ones, oh and the Blade films, but a few lads at work talk about them like they’re real life.  It’s bizarre but hey Ho, so I thought I’d give them a proper good, started with iron man, turned it off 30 mins in.

Kids films. Utter predictable American nerdy wank.

”oh try avengers instead”

Fuck off. nerds.

How can you not like iron man?! Weirdo. 

9 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

How can you not like iron man?! Weirdo. 

Because it’s wank.

Nerd

 

Edited February 17, 20215 yr by Rudy

4 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Because it’s wank.

Nerd

 

One word. Thor.

Pervy nerd thanks 😍

Edited February 17, 20215 yr by bolton_blondie

2 hours ago, Rudy said:

I’ve never been into superhero films like nerds are, I like the Michael Keaton Batman and the first two Christopher Nolan ones, oh and the Blade films, but a few lads at work talk about them like they’re real life.  It’s bizarre but hey Ho, so I thought I’d give them a proper good, started with iron man, turned it off 30 mins in.

Kids films. Utter predictable American nerdy wank.

”oh try avengers instead”

Fuck off. nerds.

Thought that when I got dragged to watch Logan. Try that one, proper gritty. 

4 hours ago, Rudy said:

Because it’s wank.

Nerd

 

I think you've got a nerd phobia. You want to embrace the nerds - saviours of mankind.

14 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

I think you've got a nerd phobia. You want to embrace the nerds - saviours of mankind.

A gaming nerd fine, a computer nerd yeah, even a bookworm, but when two gimps are discussing Ironmans childhood like he was Anne Frank , then yeah you’re right 

23 minutes ago, Rudy said:

A gaming nerd fine, a computer nerd yeah, even a bookworm, but when two gimps are discussing Ironmans childhood like he was Anne Frank , then yeah you’re right 

See I class a gaming nerd worse. I look a good book so I must be a double nerd. 

12 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

See I class a gaming nerd worse. I look a good book so I must be a double nerd. 

I didn’t know you could read, or spell for that matter 

6 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

How can you not like iron man?! Weirdo. 

 

6 hours ago, Rudy said:

Because it’s wank.

Nerd

 

And also, I assume, because you aren’t 14.

1 hour ago, MickyD said:

 

And also, I assume, because you aren’t 14.

I hope not. @Rudywould deffo be on a register. 

(joking by the way) 

Edited February 17, 20215 yr by bolton_blondie

Has anyone watched Marvellous from years ago, film about someone who was kitman at Stoke and played by Toby Jones?

Was up in the night yesterday and Lou Macari was trending with his homeless project and that film kept getting a mention, is it worth a watch?

18 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Has anyone watched Marvellous from years ago, film about someone who was kitman at Stoke and played by Toby Jones?

Was up in the night yesterday and Lou Macari was trending with his homeless project and that film kept getting a mention, is it worth a watch?

Toby Jones is good in it. It's not a bad watch at all.

Aye, Marvellous well worth a watch. Lou Macari comes across very well.

Just watched The Blues Brothers for the first time in donkeys years. Fuck me id forgotten how good it was

James Brown

”When I woke up this morning I heard a disturbing sound. The jingle-jangle of a thousand lost souls”