Reading in the Stoke press today that they have been given an "initial" allocation of 32,000.

 

It says that the time of the game COULD be decided as late as friday.

I'm on holiday then too.Are the club allowing season ticket holders tickets to be delivered to people who aren't season ticket holders?

 

 

Is this a serious question?

What if I house is involved in a gas explosion?

What if I accidentally slam my front door a little too hard & my house number falls of the wall after I leave for work that day? The ticket office haven't thought this through properly at all.

I work from home so if all 31000 wants to use me to sign for their tickets it's not a problem. ?1 admin charge.

What about if you are homeless?

Yes what about people who are away on holiday and are too fucking numb to put a friend's or a neighbour's address as a delivery point?

Because they will only post to registered address?

I'm on holiday then too.Are the club allowing season ticket holders tickets to be delivered to people who aren't season ticket holders?

 

Nope, tickets can only be sent to the registered ST address, says on the details and if you try the eticketing site you can't specify another address.

 

But judging by all the sarcy responses on here, it's nothing to worry about...

need five tickets togeath and the limit on open sale is four so have stubbled on the first fence

 

anyone able to help me out with 5 season ticket numbers

 

Queue up with someone so they can get the other.......or just ask the person behind you in the queue to get an extra one!

Nope, tickets can only be sent to the registered ST address, says on the details and if you try the eticketing site you can't specify another address.

 

But judging by all the sarcy responses on here, it's nothing to worry about...

 

If that is the case then

 

1. I apologise for my sarcastic rant.

2. The ticket office deserve whatever stick comes their way for being completely inflexible.

 

All that said;

 

On another thread, Casino and at least one other speak of collecting all their mob's S/Ts so that they can purchase all their wembley tickets together. Will the Ticket Office insist on each semi-final ticket being posted to the address registered to the client ref number? Will it bollocks!

If that is the case then

 

1. I apologise for my sarcastic rant.

2. The ticket office deserve whatever stick comes their way for being completely inflexible.

 

All that said;

 

On another thread, Casino and at least one other speak of collecting all their mob's S/Ts so that they can purchase all their wembley tickets together. Will the Ticket Office insist on each semi-final ticket being posted to the address registered to the client ref number? Will it bollocks!

 

Hold on a minute? I think it's right & proper they send it to the registered address. Can you imagine the furore if the named person reckons they haven't received it.

& as the other point, surely they'll send it to the 1st main named client ref on the list.

 

On another thread, Casino and at least one other speak of collecting all their mob's S/Ts so that they can purchase all their wembley tickets together. Will the Ticket Office insist on each semi-final ticket being posted to the address registered to the client ref number? Will it bollocks!

 

I don't think the BW ticket office has anything to do with the tickets, they all come from the FA (with names printed on the tickets to stop them ending up with touts, being sold on ebay, etc). BW is just responsible for providing a list to the FA of where to send them

 

Hence the reason why even queuing in person you still just get a receipt and not a ticket.

What about the small section of Royal Mail employees who aren't totally honest and may not deliver you tickets?

 

You'll see them on tv in their uniforms - are you a bit dim?

 

Plus there will be a trail of red elastic bands on the motorways from Bolton to Wembley

Nope, tickets can only be sent to the registered ST address, says on the details and if you try the eticketing site you can't specify another address.

 

But judging by all the sarcy responses on here, it's nothing to worry about...

 

I might look at the price of a housesitter to move in for a few days and sign for the tickets to take away the worry of them getting lost at the sorting office.

I might look at the price of a housesitter to move in for a few days and sign for the tickets to take away the worry of them getting lost at the sorting office.

 

I'll be strapping an inflatable doll into my Parker Knoll in my front window, and pointing an oscillating fan at its head on the number 2 setting - just to get its head moving slightly for realism, I'll be then putting a sign on the front door to advise the postie to say I cant answer right now, please pop all mail through the letterbox

 

It came up trumps when we got to the Freight Rover Final in '86

 

Or was it Sherpa Van

 

Who knows

I don't think the BW ticket office has anything to do with the tickets, they all come from the FA (with names printed on the tickets to stop them ending up with touts, being sold on ebay, etc). BW is just responsible for providing a list to the FA of where to send them

 

Hence the reason why even queuing in person you still just get a receipt and not a ticket.

 

I tend to agree, I suspect all the semi final tickets are being sold this way and have nothing to do with the respective ticket offices', for once I think we can't blame the ticket office for this one.

All the tickets have the owners name on? Do they ask for ID at the turnstyle?

All the tickets have the owners name on? Do they ask for ID at the turnstyle?

yes, you have to take your passport and a utility bill, otherwise they won't let you within the M25, let alone Wembley itself

According to my mate Bert, who works at the actual FA, all people buying will have a retina and fingerprint scan done. They have agreed this directly with Phil Gartside who apparently said he wants the sale of tickets to be as difficult as possible to enhance his reputation.

 

In addition, they are going to plant people in the queues who aren't there to buy tickets, but to start the following rumours:

*People at the front are being allowed 450 tickets each

*People at the front are being told the system keeps crashing and they'll only shift about 2,000 tickets per week

*People at the back are starting to stab those in front of them

*No-one is being allowed to buy 2 tickets next to each other.

 

Once these rumours have spread, water cannons have been hired to spray every cunt that beleives them with Nicky Hunt's sperm.

My mate is a twin and if they do the DNA tied to your ticket, will it be a problem? I suppose half of Little Lever will have a similar problem?

Edited March 18, 201115 yr by Carlos

Like buying cricket tickets would be good if you could choose your section/block ie first come first serve basis rather than someone else decide where youre sitting

So there's no tickets but if you do happen to get one they either won't let you in because you don't look like your passport or it won't even get to you due to the postal service.. Good to see everyones enjoying the moment..

Once these rumours have spread, water cannons have been hired to spray every cunt that beleives them with Nicky Hunt's sperm.

Not normally one for correcting grammar but, as we recently had a thread on the subject, did you know that the plural of cannon is cannon not cannons?

 

:-D

Not normally one for correcting grammar but, as we recently had a thread on the subject, did you know that the plural of cannon is cannon not cannons?

 

:-D

 

not in billiards/snooker

Edited March 18, 201115 yr by SatanGreavsie

Nor in Canons who I believe are fairly high ranking church people.

Nor in Canons who I believe are fairly high ranking church people.

Indeed, but as our old mucker's book proves they're not above the law

Excerpt:

One of the best rucks we ever had started quite meekly; it was the annual prelate v clergy snooker match, held at St.Georges parochial house. My mate Rev. Eddie Nuttall from St.Lukes down the road was up against Canon David McPhee, and as usual the cunt had turned up mob-handed with his crew from St.Marks. "No problem" we thought; if it gets tasty we can handle them, no worries. Little did we know he'd also recruited some lads from the Peterborough Dioceson Church Council who were waiting in the wings. Sure enough, when he tried a tricky plant of a red and missed, my verger tut-tutted and then said "I see the Canon's missed his cannon". All very innocent but all hell broke loose. The Boro mob stormed in and it was every man for himself. My last memory of the night was pissing blood into the font...the cunts had done us good and proper. But what goes round comes around and at the St.Joseph's bring and buy a few weeks later we got our own back, big time....