Would love to go on it

 

That edward fella would of been one arrowed though

Missing Liz Locke and Stuart Baggs.

Just watched it on the Sky Plus, how many times did he want to "roll the punches"

Shite telly!

I'm the youngest contestant this year and I'm also the shortest !!!

One of those programs I just can't stand. Along with masterchef and dragons den.

 

The idea is great and very interesting. But it's produced it such a way it just pisses me off.

One of those programs I just can't stand. Along with masterchef and dragons den.

 

The idea is great and very interesting. But it's produced it such a way it just pisses me off.

 

 

Aye,same here - it's the "dog eat dog" pseudo 90's yuppiness that fooks me off.

did you ever see the Mitchell & Webb piss take of it?

 

Two tv producers are discussing the least most amount of money to award as a prize to one of ten idiots. And then they say no one will watch ten idiots being idiots, but yes they will because they will no it's shite but be watching in an ironic post modern sense.

 

After that I realised they were right.

 

Why would ten "successful" business people subject themselves to ridicule for tv if they weren't born with an extra chromsome?

 

 

Why would ten "successful" business people subject themselves to ridicule for tv if they weren't born with an extra chromsome?

 

Remember "The Word" (Terry Christian, Mark Lamarr etc)?

 

They had "The Hopefuls", who'd "do anything to be on TV": that's your average Apprentice candidate. It's all about TV exposure.

Just watched it on the Sky Plus, how many times did he want to "roll the punches"

 

All part of Boardroom Bullshit Bingo. Look out for Thinking outside the box, Pushing the boundaries, outside the envelope, outside the umbrella, pro-active, etc.

All part of Boardroom Bullshit Bingo. Look out for Thinking outside the box, Pushing the boundaries, outside the envelope, outside the umbrella, pro-active, etc.

"blue sky thinking" is one of my favourites.

 

Anyway, how has this thread gone on so long without anybody mentioning which of the contestants they would bum?

I'd dry bum every single one of them as hard as possible until they stopped making noises.

Or as Tyson put it. "i'll fuck ya in the ass until you love me!"

The black bird.. A definate tranny.. She/he be gone by week two..

Ok what were the stats for the night?

 

How much money (profit) did both teams make?

 

Only asking as I fell asleep during the programme last night.

 

I know who was kicked out - that lazy good-for-nothing idiot (you may say which one as they all are), as I did wake up for the "You're Fired" show on BBC2 but only saw 10 minutes of that before going to bed.

What app would you develop?

just watched last nights

 

absolutely class

 

what id do for a night with the bird team leader melody - fit as fuck

one that kills that unfunny weasel faced bastard!

 

EDIT: ive just realised why there is an instant dislike. Gary fucking Neville

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just watched last nights

 

absolutely class

 

what id do for a night with the bird team leader melody - fit as fuck

 

You mean this one http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/series7/melody-hossaini.shtml

 

Bloke? http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/series7/edna-agbarha.shtml

Bloke? http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/series7/edna-agbarha.shtml

Without any shadow of a doubt

Bloke? http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/series7/edna-agbarha.shtml

 

Without any shadow of a doubt

 

She's got a bigger adams apple than me...and probably a bigger nob too!

The prize is far too small so it attracts retarded chav scum as contestants - unwatchable crap.

 

The American version was OK last time I looked - the prize was big enough to be attractive to people with genuine life prospects, rather than mobile phone salesmen turned down by big brother.

just noticed my flat is on it just before the credits start.

Saw most of the repeat last night

 

The bloke who went was thick as fuck

 

The girl team leader had the most annoying voice ever

 

The Chinese looking girl and Irish bloke early runners for me; the rest were dogwank

Think tonights task is the best one each year. Being given an bizarre shopping list of things to buy for the cheapest prices.