anewman Posted May 10, 2011 Posted May 10, 2011 Would love to go on it That edward fella would of been one arrowed though
superjohnmcginlay Posted May 10, 2011 Posted May 10, 2011 Just watched it on the Sky Plus, how many times did he want to "roll the punches"
superjohnmcginlay Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 I'm the youngest contestant this year and I'm also the shortest !!!
HomerJay Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 One of those programs I just can't stand. Along with masterchef and dragons den. The idea is great and very interesting. But it's produced it such a way it just pisses me off.
Burndens Bogs Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 One of those programs I just can't stand. Along with masterchef and dragons den. The idea is great and very interesting. But it's produced it such a way it just pisses me off. Aye,same here - it's the "dog eat dog" pseudo 90's yuppiness that fooks me off.
Snow_white Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 did you ever see the Mitchell & Webb piss take of it? Two tv producers are discussing the least most amount of money to award as a prize to one of ten idiots. And then they say no one will watch ten idiots being idiots, but yes they will because they will no it's shite but be watching in an ironic post modern sense. After that I realised they were right. Why would ten "successful" business people subject themselves to ridicule for tv if they weren't born with an extra chromsome?
Traf Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 Why would ten "successful" business people subject themselves to ridicule for tv if they weren't born with an extra chromsome? Remember "The Word" (Terry Christian, Mark Lamarr etc)? They had "The Hopefuls", who'd "do anything to be on TV": that's your average Apprentice candidate. It's all about TV exposure.
MickyD Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 Just watched it on the Sky Plus, how many times did he want to "roll the punches" All part of Boardroom Bullshit Bingo. Look out for Thinking outside the box, Pushing the boundaries, outside the envelope, outside the umbrella, pro-active, etc.
Sweep Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 All part of Boardroom Bullshit Bingo. Look out for Thinking outside the box, Pushing the boundaries, outside the envelope, outside the umbrella, pro-active, etc. "blue sky thinking" is one of my favourites. Anyway, how has this thread gone on so long without anybody mentioning which of the contestants they would bum?
Cheese Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 I'd dry bum every single one of them as hard as possible until they stopped making noises.
Boothy Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 Or as Tyson put it. "i'll fuck ya in the ass until you love me!"
Guest bwfcdan Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 The black bird.. A definate tranny.. She/he be gone by week two..
DutchWhites Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 Ok what were the stats for the night? How much money (profit) did both teams make? Only asking as I fell asleep during the programme last night. I know who was kicked out - that lazy good-for-nothing idiot (you may say which one as they all are), as I did wake up for the "You're Fired" show on BBC2 but only saw 10 minutes of that before going to bed.
Garrp Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 just watched last nights absolutely class what id do for a night with the bird team leader melody - fit as fuck
stevieb Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 (edited) one that kills that unfunny weasel faced bastard! EDIT: ive just realised why there is an instant dislike. Gary fucking Neville Edited May 11, 2011 by stevieb
freds dad Posted May 12, 2011 Posted May 12, 2011 just watched last nights absolutely class what id do for a night with the bird team leader melody - fit as fuck You mean this one http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/series7/melody-hossaini.shtml Bloke? http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/series7/edna-agbarha.shtml
bwfc2003 Posted May 13, 2011 Posted May 13, 2011 Bloke? http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/series7/edna-agbarha.shtml Without any shadow of a doubt
stevieb Posted May 13, 2011 Posted May 13, 2011 Bloke? http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/series7/edna-agbarha.shtml Without any shadow of a doubt She's got a bigger adams apple than me...and probably a bigger nob too!
maaarsh Posted May 14, 2011 Posted May 14, 2011 The prize is far too small so it attracts retarded chav scum as contestants - unwatchable crap. The American version was OK last time I looked - the prize was big enough to be attractive to people with genuine life prospects, rather than mobile phone salesmen turned down by big brother.
Garrp Posted May 15, 2011 Posted May 15, 2011 just noticed my flat is on it just before the credits start.
jules_darby Posted May 16, 2011 Posted May 16, 2011 Saw most of the repeat last night The bloke who went was thick as fuck The girl team leader had the most annoying voice ever The Chinese looking girl and Irish bloke early runners for me; the rest were dogwank
DC08WFC Posted May 18, 2011 Posted May 18, 2011 Think tonights task is the best one each year. Being given an bizarre shopping list of things to buy for the cheapest prices.
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