Bea Smith Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 (edited) Reet, Car insurance has been paid and the policy runs out on the 9th June. All was well. I recieved a letter to say a payment to my insurance company has bounced and rang them to query it. The insurance company say this was as a deposit for my new policy. They havnt even sent out a renewal policy for me to look at. They have admitted they havnt sent me anything but the still attempted to take moey as a deposit for something i didnt know anout. No doubt they will have me sticthed up via the terms and conditions somewhere. So do i Kick the woman who answered in the front bum with pre sharpened winkle pickers or take an early dart from work and turn up at the office with a petrol can and a lighter. Edited May 18, 2011 by Missus C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled Girl Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I pay mine annually, and when I saw the clause saying that they would do what hours did to you, I wrote them a letter saying over my dead body and told them to conform in writing that they wouldn't. Think it's new legislation that they are able to do this HOWEVER I'm pretty sure it's not legal to take money from you without telling you in advance how much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled Girl Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 PS sorry for the serious answer. Torch their HQ building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Smear yourself in human muck and then run through the building waving nun chuckers round your head. Once you extablish who the thief is, end your dirty protest by throwing yourself upon them Oh and don't forget to rabbit punch them in the vagina too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Sharps Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Flicking your bean is the only course of action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 (edited) Sell your car, walk everywhere, simple, another woman off the roads. Edited May 18, 2011 by athywhite1958 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted May 18, 2011 Author Share Posted May 18, 2011 Sell your car, walk everywhere, simple, another woman off the roads. I shall use my private Jet, f*ck you...peasant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Read the title quickly and thought it said Rag week minge Don't really know why I opened the bloody thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 18, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2011 I have consulted some women in the office for you They seem to think that posting pictures on here of your busters smothered in jam will help. I can't decide if it will but will know more once the pics are up. Apricot preferred, but not overfussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Spider, asking Missus C to show you her tits is akin to asking me. Schoolboy error of epic proportions. Deary me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 18, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2011 Spider, asking Missus C to show you her tits is akin to asking me. Schoolboy error of epic proportions. Deary me. I don't want to see them. It was just the only advice I could get from asking around. The naturists in my office suggested it would be cathartic. I'm more interested in the jam. I love jam, me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 So, are you saying Missus C's got shit tits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted May 18, 2011 Author Share Posted May 18, 2011 So, are you saying Missus C's got shit tits? Hound him NB! Hound him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 18, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2011 So, are you saying Missus C's got shit tits? Is this a cleveland steamer question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Is this a cleveland steamer question? Watershed, Spider, watershed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 18, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2011 Watershed, Spider, watershed! Look here you There's a lot at stake here. The poor girl has been bank raped and you just want to bring busters covered in jam into it. I'm trying to help and all you can do is talk about nipples. Unless you're volunteering to put the jam on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 She'll have had the letter & misplaced it. Ignore her. I don't like jam but nutella and you may have a deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Read the title quickly and thought it said Rag week minge Don't really know why I opened the bloody thread HAHAHAHA :: I have a warped mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted May 18, 2011 Author Share Posted May 18, 2011 She'll have had the letter & misplaced it. Ignore her. I don't like jam but nutella and you may have a deal. No no NB, they even told me they hadnt sent the letter! theyre even spaccier than me! Ive got a jar of Nutella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 18, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2011 She'll have had the letter & misplaced it. Ignore her. I don't like jam but nutella and you may have a deal. I'm trying to play a cool hand here Deal. On one condition, you're not allowed to use the little plastic spoon from the jar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Reet, Car insurance has been paid and the policy runs out on the 9th June. All was well. I recieved a letter to say a payment to my insurance company has bounced and rang them to query it. The insurance company say this was as a deposit for my new policy. They havnt even sent out a renewal policy for me to look at. They have admitted they havnt sent me anything but the still attempted to take moey as a deposit for something i didnt know anout. No doubt they will have me sticthed up via the terms and conditions somewhere. So do i Kick the woman who answered in the front bum with pre sharpened winkle pickers or take an early dart from work and turn up at the office with a petrol can and a lighter. they have to send your renewal docs, just threaten to go to ombudsman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted May 18, 2011 Author Share Posted May 18, 2011 they have to send your renewal docs, just threaten to go to ombudsman. And would they then settle my 'bounced' charged from the Bank? or would that require petrol? Thanks Ani. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The True Marple White Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Absolutely quality thread! I'm in stitches (obviously part from the money part). Petrol bombing, dirty protests and rabbit punching a vagina!!!! Only on wanderers ways 8o) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 HAHAHAHA <img src='http://www.wanderersways.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='::::' /> I have a warped mind. Not particularly, the gag was meant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted May 18, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2011 Reet, Car insurance has been paid and the policy runs out on the 9th June. All was well. I recieved a letter to say a payment to my insurance company has bounced and rang them to query it. The insurance company say this was as a deposit for my new policy. They havnt even sent out a renewal policy for me to look at. They have admitted they havnt sent me anything but the still attempted to take moey as a deposit for something i didnt know anout. No doubt they will have me sticthed up via the terms and conditions somewhere. So do i Kick the woman who answered in the front bum with pre sharpened winkle pickers or take an early dart from work and turn up at the office with a petrol can and a lighter. you with Swinton by any chance.. ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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