August 3, 201114 yr That's exactly what I was gonna put. One I remember from when I was a teenager was, "A face like Rock Hudson's arse. Well fucked!"
August 3, 201114 yr Like a pan of piss 100 miles of rough road Edited August 3, 201114 yr by Breightmet Boy
August 3, 201114 yr like a grieving cod like a crate full of rotten memories like a difficult flannel like a swindled partridge like a hobbit with a cottage pie (copyright V Reeves)
August 3, 201114 yr you've got a face like ive just walked in your front room on christmas day and pissed all over your kids!! (stolen and used many times off roxy the drag queen tenerife)
August 3, 201114 yr face like shes been bobbing for apples in a deep fat fryer I thought that was Tevez
Face like a Melted Welly