Ill start

 

Defenders wearing white or different coloured boots!!!! Your a defender ffs

Ill start

 

Defenders wearing white or different coloured boots!!!! Your a defender ffs

I'm a defender and I wear white boots... what of it? Trainers are generally white.

 

I think anything other than black or white needs a slap though.

Goal Celebration music

Wearing gloves and shit like that when it's cold

Oh and woman officials

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bar shutting 2nd half

The scoreboard showing adverts just at the points everyone looks up to see the score/time remaining.

Sugar Daddies

All seater stadia. Give us a terrace or two.

All seater stadiums....cctv....and any cunt who wears a replica shirt.

All seater stadiums....cctv....and any cunt who wears a replica shirt.

 

Miserable cunts on message boards!

metertarsals

Knobhead players getting off the coach with fuckin massive headphones int'ears

Orange coated bully boys.

Non-English speakers on bar/food sales

Losing bets

Sky having control of when saturday afternoons become saturday mornings; evenings, sundays, mondays!

John Smiths bitter and Worthingtons Creeeeeaaaammmflow. Hotdogs long enough that they need ahi-vis vest hanging off them like scaffolding wagons, and

Mr. Logic.

Drums.

plastic stadia with plastic fans drinking plastic lager out of plastic glasses.

Wages

Footballers

my mate pete.

Women

Seats.

Sky.

Sky M U pundits.

Stadiums out of town.

Soft as shite forign players.

Smegson.

 

Defenders wearing white or different coloured boots!!!! Your a defender ffs

 

 

Wearing gloves and shit like that when it's cold

 

 

 

and any cunt who wears a replica shirt.

 

You all Seriously?

 

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All Hooligans.

 

Relying on humans when goal line decisions technology should/could be used.

 

Overweight beer bellied old men removing their shirts.

 

Staff that take your can of fizzy drink off you, even when you say you'll drink it on the spot infront of them and put it in a room full of hundreds of others.

Sunday matches.

 

Staff that take your can of fizzy drink off you, even when you say you'll drink it on the spot infront of them and put it in a room full of hundreds of others.

 

20-odd year old jobless twats who go to the game with a fizzy drink!

Sunday matches.

 

I agree. Fucking shitter than death! Especially if hungover to fuck, 1 kick off vs Fulham. Should have samaritans at each turnstile.

plastic stadia with plastic fans drinking plastic lager out of plastic glasses.

 

 

You bastard that was mine