Widnes Two Hats Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Ummmm, dont go there, it's like Blackpool Well that's what I thought So, I got tasked with a jollyboys outing for 18 pisspots who aren't the most cultural, got a budget and dates, etc Anyhow, thought Benidorm would be ideal so I booked it What a fucking good time, cheap as fuck for food and ale and full of filthy girls I was a bit aprehensive but that lasted about 3 minutes after ariving Bucking Broncos, English breakfasts, Eurobars, big hotels, burgers, kebabs Not my choice ever for a holiday but what a fucking great time for a jollyboys Nobody went home before 7AM on any night, best was 13.45 when somebody spewed up in Cafe Benidorm Think this not working is taking it's toll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted October 3, 2011 Author Share Posted October 3, 2011 Having said that I spent over ?100 a day but I'm sure nobody else did But I'm a dick who insisted on riding bucking broncos, drinking strongbow and being carried about by taxis to every bar Sure that's not normal Well, and buying shit chan off nig nogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boothy Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Having said that I spent over ?100 a day but I'm sure nobody else did Think that's the norm with our lot. Went to Magaluf on a stag do in April, one lad spent over ?1000 .... in 3 days. And the hotel was AI! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Think that's the norm with our lot. Went to Magaluf on a stag do in April, one lad spent over ?1000 .... in 3 days. And the hotel was AI! That's one expensive bucking bronco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Dancer Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 I was in Alicante recently visiting a friend who took me to a bar called THE CLAP!. Tried to explain to her the definition of the clap in English but she thought I was just taking the piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfc2003 Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Is Sticky Vicky still doing the rounds in Benidorm?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfc2003 Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 (edited) Double post - sorry Edited October 3, 2011 by bwfc2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted October 3, 2011 Author Share Posted October 3, 2011 Yeah and she's not happy as some Argentinian sex change is calling herself Sticky Vicky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfc2003 Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Yeah and she's not happy as some Argentinian sex change is calling herself Sticky Vicky Christ she must be old now - Saw Sticky Vicky 15 years ago and she looked like she was bobbing on a bit then - good job the lights were dimmed!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Did you go in the Stretford End ? I was gagging for a pint when i landed in town, and thought fuck it. This will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C86 Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Did you go in the Stretford End ? I was gagging for a pint when i landed in town, and thought fuck it. This will do. Sam Boogie from Halliwell behind the bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Ummmm, dont go there, it's like Blackpool Well that's what I thought So, I got tasked with a jollyboys outing for 18 pisspots who aren't the most cultural, got a budget and dates, etc Anyhow, thought Benidorm would be ideal so I booked it What a fucking good time, cheap as fuck for food and ale and full of filthy girls I was a bit aprehensive but that lasted about 3 minutes after ariving Bucking Broncos, English breakfasts, Eurobars, big hotels, burgers, kebabs Not my choice ever for a holiday but what a fucking great time for a jollyboys Nobody went home before 7AM on any night, best was 13.45 when somebody spewed up in Cafe Benidorm Think this not working is taking it's toll goin in the morning, 48 of us, first time ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Sam Boogie from Halliwell behind the bar? you mean sam swift who once had the sharman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C86 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 you mean sam swift who once had the sharman? Yes, the red twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted October 5, 2011 Author Share Posted October 5, 2011 goin in the morning, 48 of us, first time ever Make sure you end up in Cafe Benidorm, that's where all the clunge drifts to at the end of the night and it doesn't close If you can't pull in there, hang your dancing shoes up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Never minded Benidorm, it gets a load of shite, but after well all and all done its just a good place to your wet your poozle in October. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 It sounds like hell on earth. Then again I've never seen the point in 'lads holidays' either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted October 6, 2011 Members Share Posted October 6, 2011 Then again I've never seen the point in 'lads holidays' either. You've never seen the point in being away with your mates. Supping from dawn til dawn. Shagging a different bird every night. Admittedly, it'd be a struggle for me nowadays, but if you never did it in your prime you missed out big time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wovlad Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Went a few years ago to the festival & to my surprise loved it. Expected it to be like Blackpool but with sunshine. If it was like Blackpool it was the good parts. Found some cracking pubs, hotel was excellent & have nothing but found memories of the place. So much so going again this year it should be a good un Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 It sounds like hell on earth. Then again I've never seen the point in 'lads holidays' either. Good Lord, you're jesting? Single sex holibobs are fabulous. It doesn't mean you have to get wasted every night and shag anything that moves, not even 1970's crooners , but you can if you want I have at least 1 a year. But no, Benidorm isn't one of my favoured destinations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I did my dawn til night supping with my mates at festivals. And got my womanising done whilst a student. Perhaps its just me and my mates, but the idea of 2 weeks going out drinking in bars playing shite music, full of the kind of folk I'd avoid for the the other 50 weeks of the year and pulling a fat slag from barnsley sounds horrific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james phillips Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 You've never seen the point in being away with your mates. Supping from dawn til dawn. Shagging a different bird every night. Admittedly, it'd be a struggle for me nowadays, but if you never did it in your prime you missed out big time. Spot on . A few days away from the misus dose us both a world of Good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I did my dawn til night supping with my mates at festivals. And got my womanising done whilst a student. Perhaps its just me and my mates, but the idea of 2 weeks going out drinking in bars playing shite music, full of the kind of folk I'd avoid for the the other 50 weeks of the year and pulling a fat slag from barnsley sounds horrific. Woah woah, you don't got for 2 weeks. A long weekend, week maximum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted October 6, 2011 Members Share Posted October 6, 2011 I did my dawn til night supping with my mates at festivals. And got my womanising done whilst a student. Perhaps its just me and my mates, but the idea of 2 weeks going out drinking in bars playing shite music, full of the kind of folk I'd avoid for the the other 50 weeks of the year and pulling a fat slag from barnsley sounds horrific. TBF, she did put her back into it bless her. I know what you're saying though. I'm not sure how I'd cope if I tried nowadays. I certainly couldn't hack a fortnight that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Good Lord, you're jesting? Single sex holibobs are fabulous. It doesn't mean you have to get wasted every night and shag anything that moves, not even 1970's crooners , but you can if you want I have at least 1 a year. But no, Benidorm isn't one of my favoured destinations. I've been on many holidays with my mates. Just not on a 'lads' holiday and I'm glad that if I suggested the idea to my friends I'd get told to fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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