jazza Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 That cunt wants a good beating I am homophobic but that's not the only reason... he is just a cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted November 5, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted November 5, 2011 He makes my shit itch He's a patronising twat and takes it waaaaaay too seriously. You'd think he was describing a war zone not a football match. I'd sooner listen to Gary Neville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I didn't know he was a wooly woofter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 (edited) I didn't know he was a wooly woofter. I dislike Crooks and think he's a clown, but, I couldn't give a shiny shit what he does with his willy/bottom* at bedtime. Haven't you heard he's supposed to be on 'tother bus? He's 'married' to ex-hurdler Colin Jackson - allegedly. Graeme Le Saux was one too - the proof? He used to read 'The Observer' on the team bus! he might as well have minced onto the coach wearing a pink tutu with a butt plug up his erm...butt? There was a Rugby Union player a while back who all the girls seemed to swoon over (Danny something or other), anyway, his tastes were more Alan Partridge-esque...I think he admitted as much and surprisingly it was quickly forgotten. *with other consenting adults. Edited November 5, 2011 by Youri McAnespie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Well what with Jazza saying he's homophobic I presumed he meant Garth was a sausage jockey. First I've heard of it. I just though Crooks was a bit of a cock, not that he liked it. Anyhow, isn't he ont BBC? Anyone who watches sport on that channel knows they'll have a nobber presenting it. It's a given. I bet Gary Lineker is one of them too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted November 5, 2011 Moderators Share Posted November 5, 2011 Toofer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Oh & the bloke who's with Colin Jackson, my word he is a fine specimen. The lucky lucky bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 When Crooks is found hanged in a lockup garage, eyes popping out and even more bloodshot than usual - and coming out with even more shit than usual, I hope you'll all be proud of yourselves Other 'celebrity marriages' include; Jimmy Corkhill and Fred the Weatherman, Keanu Reeves and David Geffen and Jose Mourinho is 'engaged' to George Clooney (they met at a UNICEF benefit). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Jose Mourinho is 'engaged' to George Clooney (they met at a UNICEF benefit). My word, I've just messed myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I thought girls differed from boys in that, while the thought of two girls together appeals to most men (lipstick ones not tattooed,butch ones). I was always led to believe girls found the idea of two blokes (even two pretty boys like the aforementioned) 'together' sickening - one learns something new every day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I thought girls differed from boys in that, while the thought of two girls together appeals to most men (lipstick ones not tattooed,butch ones). I was always led to believe girls found the idea of two blokes (even two pretty boys like the aforementioned) 'together' sickening - one learns something new every day If there's a chance of getting sloppy seconds out it. I'm not that proud! & no, 2 blokes doesn't bother me, it's not one of my phobias. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted November 5, 2011 Author Share Posted November 5, 2011 I might be wrong about him being a woofter.... he just seems it to me He is certainly a cunt though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I might be wrong about him being a woofter.... he just seems it to me He is certainly a cunt though Jesus Christ, Jaz. You reckon he seems the type? Are you a woman in disguise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 If ever a man got a job based on his colour it was garth Crookes. Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 If ever a man got a job based on his colour it was garth Crookes. Fact. Shortage of purple football presenters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 He has a look of purple aki! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 He's gay ?? You learn something every day. I didnt even know he was a footballer till recently. He has bee the token Black man on football panel's for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaneWhite Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Although slightly off topic- I wonder how that Eno woman got the weather job on BBC North West Tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Via a degree in Meteorology, one would assume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Wanderer Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 He makes my skin crawl soon as he opens his mouth and starts to speak. Pretentious prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaneWhite Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 No such qualification for Eno. She started as a fashion designer before operating the autocue on NWT. And judging by her dress sense- no wonder she gave up fashion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Costanza Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 A perfect example of positive discrimination. Clueless gimp of the highest order. Heard him once on BBC commentating on a Sunderland game and when our Diouf went off on a stretcher you could tell he had a massive grin on his face and said something along the lines of "it looks severe, and let's hope so". Twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnoopJohnnyJohn Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 A perfect example of positive discrimination. Clueless gimp of the highest order. Heard him once on BBC commentating on a Sunderland game and when our Diouf went off on a stretcher you could tell he had a massive grin on his face and said something along the lines of "it looks severe, and let's hope so". Twat Thing is... if he's a gormless goggle-eyed homo black man, he's got that job for life. JSL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 No such qualification for Eno. She started as a fashion designer before operating the autocue on NWT. And judging by her dress sense- no wonder she gave up fashion! So you already knew how she got the job before you asked? TV weather reporting requires little real meteorology training. It's just reading off a screen. With the obvious exceptions (LW & Diddles), most on here could do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bwfcdan Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Garth Crooks. Boring, boring, boring bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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