I've spent three hours looking for birds I know on there to wind up because I'm in one of them moods. Anyhow, I gets speaking to this rather tasty piece, by my standards, she tells me I sound genuine etc and I thinks 'Fcuk me, I'm in here, I was only fannying about'. Now I remember Jazza having a dabble on there and I'm just wondering is it just a knocking shop or are they really after a hubby/ Long term relationship etc?

confession

 

ive never seen dirty harry

 

am i missing out?

 

aye. it's a cracking film. even though it was made about 1972, not dated at all.

Never seen Dirty Harry? Keep looking at the listings, it's always on ITV2, 3, 4.

 

I'm surprised when anyone 33+ years claims they haven't seen Clint Eastwood films from the early 70s to Mid 80s, at the corner shop's 'video corner' around our way, if you didn't like Clint* you were shit out of luck (and wouldn't be using phrases like 'shit out of luck').

 

 

 

* Or Gremlins, Back to The Future and Beverley Hills Cop.

Edited May 10, 201214 yr by Youri McAnespie

Great reading, come the tales coming in thick and fast....(insert your own joke here).

confession

 

ive never seen dirty harry

 

am i missing out?

in a word yes DAVE

Hi all, a newbie here, this has got to be one of the funniest threads I've ever read, is this guy real? Is Gonzo the guy? he's a quality writer.

Right, instead of starting a new thread ill put it on here. Licking a birds arse, I love it but is it acceptable? Can't beat a great shitter on a lady

Right, instead of starting a new thread ill put it on here. Licking a birds arse, I love it but is it acceptable? Can't beat a great shitter on a lady

 

now't wrong with that fella, as long as its a clean 'un

Right, instead of starting a new thread ill put it on here. Licking a birds arse, I love it but is it acceptable? Can't beat a great shitter on a lady

im in

Edited January 31, 201313 yr by little whitt

Beasts.

Beasts.

 

Bums on a bitch are acceptable, they need a good tonguing too? It's only fair

IAMIN.

 

Always like to stab the badge like a woodpecker.

 

....And Mixmadness (great name BTW) I'm afraid contrary to popular belief,I am not the Dog,Im a happily married man.x

IAMIN.

 

Always like to stab the badge like a woodpecker.

 

....And Mixmadness (great name BTW) I'm afraid contrary to popular belief,I am not the Dog,Im a happily married man.x

 

Dirty filthy Donkey shagging animal springs to mind !!!

IAMIN.

 

Always like to stab the badge like a woodpecker.

 

....And Mixmadness (great name BTW) I'm afraid contrary to popular belief,I am not the Dog,Im a married man.x

Im a happily married man.x

 

Just, after Millwall.

 

Im back in the good books for now....bought her some new rabbit ears!

 

Im back in the good books for now....bought her some new rabbit ears!

 

Is this a euphemism for a vibrator cover?

Is this a euphemism for a vibrator cover?

 

Its a vibrator aye...

 

A little palm sized contraption featuring just the ears off a standard rampant rabbit.

 

Can now apply clitoral stimulation with the said ears,whilst providing internal stimulation from my good self at the same time!

 

Either that or leave her to sort herself out whilst I go and get another can.

Its a vibrator aye...

 

A little palm sized contraption featuring just the ears off a standard rampant rabbit.

 

Can now apply clitoral stimulation with the said ears,whilst providing internal stimulation from my good self at the same time!

 

Either that or leave her to sort herself out whilst I go and get another can.

 

Belting, I've not seen those for sale. What a jolly good idea.

IAMIN.

 

Always like to stab the badge like a woodpecker.

 

 

Hope you sound the catchphrase at the same time

 

 

Belting, I've not seen those for sale. What a jolly good idea.

They're in the new Ann Summers mag. Not cheap though.

Bump

 

Let's get a bit of fun back

Are you a bit bored gonzo?

Bump

 

Let's get a bit of fun back

ive been asking a bird I know too shit in my kitchen sink for about 12 months 

 

she is still not having it 

ive been asking a bird I know too shit in my kitchen sink for about 12 months

 

she is still not having it

Get No Balls some step ladders then...

ive been asking a bird I know too shit in my kitchen sink for about 12 months 

 

she is still not having it

 

You'll just have to plunger in.