Traf Posted May 10, 2012 Posted May 10, 2012 Did you feel lucky?, Well did you Punk? I did, I love that film and I'm not a film person. Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. SING! Quote
jayjayoghani Posted May 10, 2012 Posted May 10, 2012 confession ive never seen dirty harry am i missing out? aye. it's a cracking film. even though it was made about 1972, not dated at all. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted May 10, 2012 Posted May 10, 2012 (edited) Never seen Dirty Harry? Keep looking at the listings, it's always on ITV2, 3, 4. I'm surprised when anyone 33+ years claims they haven't seen Clint Eastwood films from the early 70s to Mid 80s, at the corner shop's 'video corner' around our way, if you didn't like Clint* you were shit out of luck (and wouldn't be using phrases like 'shit out of luck'). * Or Gremlins, Back to The Future and Beverley Hills Cop. Edited May 10, 2012 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Snow_white Posted May 10, 2012 Posted May 10, 2012 Great reading, come the tales coming in thick and fast....(insert your own joke here). Quote
little whitt Posted May 10, 2012 Posted May 10, 2012 confession ive never seen dirty harry am i missing out? in a word yes DAVE Quote
mixumadness Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 Hi all, a newbie here, this has got to be one of the funniest threads I've ever read, is this guy real? Is Gonzo the guy? he's a quality writer. Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted January 31, 2013 Author Posted January 31, 2013 Right, instead of starting a new thread ill put it on here. Licking a birds arse, I love it but is it acceptable? Can't beat a great shitter on a lady Quote
mixumadness Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 Right, instead of starting a new thread ill put it on here. Licking a birds arse, I love it but is it acceptable? Can't beat a great shitter on a lady now't wrong with that fella, as long as its a clean 'un Quote
little whitt Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 (edited) Right, instead of starting a new thread ill put it on here. Licking a birds arse, I love it but is it acceptable? Can't beat a great shitter on a lady im in Edited January 31, 2013 by little whitt Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted January 31, 2013 Author Posted January 31, 2013 Beasts. Bums on a bitch are acceptable, they need a good tonguing too? It's only fair Quote
gonzo Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 IAMIN. Always like to stab the badge like a woodpecker. ....And Mixmadness (great name BTW) I'm afraid contrary to popular belief,I am not the Dog,Im a happily married man.x Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted January 31, 2013 Author Posted January 31, 2013 IAMIN. Always like to stab the badge like a woodpecker. ....And Mixmadness (great name BTW) I'm afraid contrary to popular belief,I am not the Dog,Im a happily married man.x Dirty filthy Donkey shagging animal springs to mind !!! Quote
little whitt Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 IAMIN. Always like to stab the badge like a woodpecker. ....And Mixmadness (great name BTW) I'm afraid contrary to popular belief,I am not the Dog,Im a married man.x Quote
stevieb Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 Im a happily married man.x Just, after Millwall. Quote
gonzo Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 Im back in the good books for now....bought her some new rabbit ears! Quote
no balls Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 Im back in the good books for now....bought her some new rabbit ears! Is this a euphemism for a vibrator cover? Quote
gonzo Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 Is this a euphemism for a vibrator cover? Its a vibrator aye... A little palm sized contraption featuring just the ears off a standard rampant rabbit. Can now apply clitoral stimulation with the said ears,whilst providing internal stimulation from my good self at the same time! Either that or leave her to sort herself out whilst I go and get another can. Quote
no balls Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 Its a vibrator aye... A little palm sized contraption featuring just the ears off a standard rampant rabbit. Can now apply clitoral stimulation with the said ears,whilst providing internal stimulation from my good self at the same time! Either that or leave her to sort herself out whilst I go and get another can. Belting, I've not seen those for sale. What a jolly good idea. Quote
Bigtoe Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 IAMIN. Always like to stab the badge like a woodpecker. Hope you sound the catchphrase at the same time Quote
Big City Girl Posted February 1, 2013 Posted February 1, 2013 Belting, I've not seen those for sale. What a jolly good idea. They're in the new Ann Summers mag. Not cheap though. Quote
little whitt Posted April 12, 2018 Posted April 12, 2018 Bump Let's get a bit of fun back ive been asking a bird I know too shit in my kitchen sink for about 12 months she is still not having it Quote
jeep Posted April 12, 2018 Posted April 12, 2018 ive been asking a bird I know too shit in my kitchen sink for about 12 months she is still not having it Get No Balls some step ladders then... Quote
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