February 3, 201610 yr waterfalls being blown backwards up in scotland http://www.itv.com/news/2016-02-02/strong-winds-blow-two-waterfalls-upwards-on-scottish-island/ (video in that link)
February 7, 201610 yr More wetter than a drowned rat walking home from a bus stop a mile away because the cuntpuffin of a driver said your ticket is not valid for this service.
February 7, 201610 yr Author Imogen about to belt the south coast apparently. We will get the tail end. 45+ mph winds tomorrow. What a fucking winter this has been.
February 7, 201610 yr And another afternoon where the weather balls up the tv. The Chelsea game looked even shitter in Norman Collier mode.
February 7, 201610 yr 85mph winds on the south coast it said on the news. Cracking timing for a work trip to pompey tomorrow!
February 7, 201610 yr I've just left an empty 73L tub next to my shed and now it's half full with water running off the roof, that's some downpour.
February 7, 201610 yr And another afternoon where the weather balls up the tv. The Chelsea game looked even shitter in Norman Collier mode. Do you not need a bigger pon ....I mean dish?!!
February 7, 201610 yr Do you not need a bigger pon ....I mean dish?!! I have to have mine on a long pole due to the trees. The fucking trees, it's a bastard satellite in the sky, I said when they fitted it. Anyway, as its on a big fuck off pole it blows about like buggery. At least I have sky though
February 7, 201610 yr I have to have mine on a long pole due to the trees. The fucking trees, it's a bastard satellite in the sky, I said when they fitted it. Anyway, as its on a big fuck off pole it blows about like buggery. At least I have sky though . Does your satellite dish resemble female genitals too?
February 7, 201610 yr I have to ...... on a long pole ...... the trees. The fucking trees, ...... bastard ....... in the sky, I said .......fitted it. Anyway .... its on ..... fuck off it blows ..... buggery. At least I have .... though Sorry you broke up a bit there!
February 8, 201610 yr I've just left an empty 73L tub next to my shed and now it's half full with water running off the roof, that's some downpour. Got a 1600 ltr water butt currently lying on its side waiting to be set up. Bound to be a drought this summer. Ground is just too wet to sort it out. No sign if imminent improvement.
February 8, 201610 yr We've got an exhibition over the next 3 days at Farnborough - the chaps have gone down to set up today, and been told its too windy as the exhibition hall (which is a temporary building) is almost taking off, so it's not safe. Set up to commence at 21:00 tonight..........and it takes us about 4 hours, that'll be fun - the bad news is I will be there by then, so they'll expect me to help
February 8, 201610 yr Author We've got an exhibition over the next 3 days at Farnborough - the chaps have gone down to set up today, and been told its too windy as the exhibition hall (which is a temporary building) is almost taking off, so it's not safe. Set up to commence at 21:00 tonight..........and it takes us about 4 hours, that'll be fun - the bad news is I will be there by then, so they'll expect me to help Do you want to borrow my willy warmer and tub of goose fat for your bulbous testicles?
February 8, 201610 yr Do you want to borrow my willy warmer and tub of goose fat for your bulbous testicles? I've got still got that willy warmer you loaned me last year, the elastic has started to perish a bit though. The goose fat might be a good call though
February 8, 201610 yr Got a 1600 ltr water butt currently lying on its side waiting to be set up. Bound to be a drought this summer. Ground is just too wet to sort it out. No sign if imminent improvement. 1600ltr!!! An IBC container is only 1000. I want one of them but the weight concerns me on shit concrete. Just put 2x3m gutters on my shed, 73L container full in 24 hours from one side alone. Edited February 8, 201610 yr by Carlos
February 8, 201610 yr 1600ltr!!! An IBC container is only 1000. I want one of them but the weight concerns me on shit concrete. Just put 2x3m gutters on my shed, 73L container full in 24 hours from one side alone. It's a former comminute orange container. Got it from a place in Barnsley ages ago called raintanks.co.UK. Not sure they exist now. See them on farms. Used to use it to top up they fish pond in hot weather, before the heron got to work and punctured it!
February 8, 201610 yr 45ft waves and force 10 winds in the SW? fuck mop this rain is relentless it's not been frezzing yet though, maybe twice?
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