January 4, 201610 yr It's either that or spend 4 hours in a car with the big fat lazy workshy Ladyboy bastard Apparently he's renting a house up there. Will you be sharing with him?
January 4, 201610 yr Not a fucking chance, i'm staying in the hotel with a gym and pool and sauna so i can go and perv every night. There's 3 of them sharing and he's in the little boys room with pictures of planes on the wall
January 4, 201610 yr Not a fucking chance, i'm staying in the hotel with a gym and pool and sauna so i can go and perv every night. There's 3 of them sharing and he's in the little boys room with pictures of planes on the wall That's not how he described it. Edited January 4, 201610 yr by Traf
January 4, 201610 yr Not a fucking chance, i'm staying in the hotel with a gym and pool and sauna so i can go and perv every night. There's 3 of them sharing and he's in the little boys room with pictures of planes on the wall Reminiscing about his old job.
January 4, 201610 yr Not a fucking chance, i'm staying in the hotel with a gym and pool and sauna so i can go and perv every night. There's 3 of them sharing and he's in the little boys room with pictures of planes on the wall I heard he was bringing that much fanny back to his room that the hotel got shitty with him. Now he has his own digs he can bring back as many ladies as he likes.
January 4, 201610 yr I heard he was bringing that much cock back to his room that the hotel got shitty with him. Now he has his own digs he can bring back as many lads as he likes.
January 6, 201610 yr Author That's 4 flocks of geese I've seen heading north in the past couple of days. Something isn't right. I shall report my findings.
January 6, 201610 yr My lawns are growing, can't decide if I've left it too late or if I need to start early.
January 6, 201610 yr That's 4 flocks of geese I've seen heading north in the past couple of days. Something isn't right. I shall report my findings. One of them's got OCD and thinks they didn't lock the door
January 7, 201610 yr Author Geese update: I think they just fuck off on a day trip somewhere for a knees up/feed then head back to base for the night. Could be some cold stuff heading this way next week. Wind coming from the north will shirly bring a cold snap.
January 7, 201610 yr Have we had a really cold day yet? I haven't seen any ice or people deicing their cars we've usually had some really cold stuff by now haven't we?
January 7, 201610 yr Didn't the Daily Mail predict that we would be 5ft deep in snow by now, with Polar Bears roaming the streets ?
January 7, 201610 yr Author Have we had a really cold day yet? I haven't seen any ice or people deicing their cars we've usually had some really cold stuff by now haven't we? Not had a proper frost over this since march 2013 and even that was the first of that winter. I can understand the papers predicting a white out with El Niño kicking off down below. Trouble is predicting freak weather systems effect is difficult. The idea was that El Niño was going to spaz our jet steam up and allow cold stuff to come in from up top. As it stands its gone the other way allowed a gazillion storms to hit us from the south west that would normally be kept at arms length with the jet stream in its 'traditional' position. Exactly the reason why long range forecasts are bollocks as nobody actually knows fuck all apart from geese. Edited January 7, 201610 yr by gonzo
January 7, 201610 yr Didn't the Daily Mail predict that we would be 5ft deep in snow by now, with Polar Bears roaming the streets ? Snow, Friday, is the rumour
January 7, 201610 yr Didn't the Daily Mail predict that we would be 5ft deep in snow by now, with Polar Bears roaming the streets ? No, I think it was the express
January 7, 201610 yr Have we had a really cold day yet? I haven't seen any ice or people deicing their cars we've usually had some really cold stuff by now haven't we? not this year
January 7, 201610 yr Not had a proper frost over this since march 2013 and even that was the first of that winter. I can understand the papers predicting a white out with El Niño kicking off down below. Trouble is predicting freak weather systems effect is difficult. The idea was that El Niño was going to spaz our jet steam up and allow cold stuff to come in from up top. As it stands its gone the other way allowed a gazillion storms to hit us from the south west that would normally be kept at arms length with the jet stream in its 'traditional' position. Exactly the reason why long range forecasts are bollocks as nobody actually knows fuck all apart from geese. You also predicted the coldest winter since the last ice age You and those geese Ha ha I'd bet it's been the wettest & warmest
January 7, 201610 yr Author You also predicted the coldest winter since the last ice age You and those geese Ha ha I'd bet it's been the wettest & warmest It's not over yet!
January 7, 201610 yr You and those geese I'd bet it's been the wettest & warmest The geese or the weather?
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