cracking flags mon.....

 

if this is global warming,will do for me....

 

im of to the beach.

 

ill keep an eye out swimming policemen.

I’m sweating

And it’s not the sun

Just now, Spider said:

I’m sweating

And it’s not the sun

No on a school night surely 

I’m resisting

Vimto and a danger wank

30 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Depends on how good your gear is

It’ll have you rambling like Youri in under an hour 

25 minutes ago, Spider said:

I’m resisting

Vimto and a danger wank

At the same time? 

30 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

At the same time? 

Of course

if I get the angles right, my fit neighbour can only see me holding a drink but doesn’t know I’m feathering out a smoothie with the other hand.

1 minute ago, Spider said:

Of course

if I get the angles right, my fit neighbour can only see me holding a drink but doesn’t know I’m feathering out a smoothie with the other hand.

Unless he does and he’s doing the same 

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Unless he does and he’s doing the same 

He’s got really sad eyes. Makes me strum like a flamenco guitarist

3 hours ago, Spider said:

Don’t.

tommy Wright’s is but a 15 minute stroll door to door.

I’ll let you know at 6.01pm

I just sort of assumed you would 

Cheers  

I think you and @jules_darby were right about tit Monday, not sure what the cut off time is but in any case it's weird sitting out when there aren't leaves on the trees

 

 

3 minutes ago, Zico said:

I just sort of assumed you would 

Cheers  

I think you and @jules_darby were right about tit Monday, not sure what the cut off time is but in any case it's weird sitting out when there aren't leaves on the trees

 

 

The vimto simply didn't hit the spot.

I've had my last can of Fog and am stood listening to the birds.

20 hours ago, Zico said:

I just sort of assumed you would 

Cheers  

I think you and @jules_darby were right about tit Monday, not sure what the cut off time is but in any case it's weird sitting out when there aren't leaves on the trees

 

 

https://www.shutterstock.com/search/uterine+anatomy
 

how come Rivington Brewing Co use a drawing of a uterus as a logo?

20 hours ago, Spider said:

The vimto simply didn't hit the spot.

I've had my last can of Fog and am stood listening to the birds.

Speaking of fog Edinburgh and the road in covered in it this afternoon as I got back. Windy and freezing cold as well. Grim 

Eh up. Suns out means only 1 thing. Swingers next door are having their mates round. 

4 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Eh up. Suns out means only 1 thing. Swingers next door are having their mates round. 

Is there an E30 bmw M3 parked up by any chance? 

10 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Eh up. Suns out means only 1 thing. Swingers next door are having their mates round. 

Doesn't sound like you'll be bothering to take the rabbit round

8 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Is there an E30 bmw M3 parked up by any chance? 

Looks like a vile druggy thug in it. Stinks of weed. 

4 minutes ago, Spider said:

Doesn't sound like you'll be bothering to take the rabbit round

Never been invited round. Lived here 5 years too. Bastards. 

35 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Is there an E30 bmw M3 parked up by any chance? 

 

26 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Looks like a vile druggy thug in it. Stinks of weed. 

Pair of cunts 😂

14 minutes ago, Rudy said:

 

Pair of cunts 😂

Can't believe you didn't knock on for me. Bastard. 

35 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Can't believe you didn't knock on for me. Bastard. 

Thought it would be a bit weird considering your Mam is coming along

The sun has brought all the crack heads out. 

14 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Thought it would be a bit weird considering your Mam is coming along

Ooooooh low blow. Tell your Dad I will call round to pick up my strap on tomorrow 👍

6 minutes ago, deane koontz said:

The sun has brought all the crack heads out. 

Visiting patients in Breightmet the past 2 days I've seen more chippy tits and shit tattoos to last me a lifetime. 

2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Ooooooh low blow. Tell your Dad I will call round to pick up my strap on tomorrow 👍

He’s currently bumming your dad with the sole purpose or splitting him open like a pistachio

Fuck me it was cold on The Fylde today