cracking flags mon.....

 

if this is global warming,will do for me....

 

im of to the beach.

 

ill keep an eye out swimming policemen.

18 minutes ago, little whitt said:

got ask to put in my meter readings for my gas  from november

was +£95 

that looks a bit high it says  pressed OK 

fuck me -£300 now 

i almost said that's a bit high 

heating on 24hrs a day and a bath a day 

No bills in GERMANY

4 minutes ago, Spider said:

No bills in GERMANY

That's only if you're a receiver.

45 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Put them either side of his boaby

😂😂

😁

@Spiderhow did you eloquently describe blondies bangers the other day?? It was classic spider but I’ve forgotten.the udders bit I can remember 🤣

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

😁

@Spiderhow did you eloquently describe blondies bangers the other day?? It was classic spider but I’ve forgotten.the udders bit I can remember 🤣

Oh fuck off. Fucking udders. 

30 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Oh fuck off. Fucking udders. 

Milky Udders?

You moving to Uddersfield?

Udderly ridiculous 

I remember reading one of those reader's wife 'confessionals' once in Fiesta or Razzle or sommat...

If any further proof was needed these were actually wrote by perverted old blokes rather than women was the appearance of the phrase...

"He milked my udders for all they were worth...'

No woman would ever use such a phrase...

In other news.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/15/barbara-the-sheep-has-to-wear-a-dd-bra-because-her-udders-droop-to-the-floor-9206971/amp/

Very unimpressed seems Barbara...

 

Edited February 12, 20215 yr by Youri McAnespie

1 hour ago, Spider said:

No bills in GERMANY

no Fucking heating eather 

Currently -3 with 25mph winds from east. Doesnt get above 0 till late tomorrow morning. Vans will be giant ice blocks.

Tools down for me in the morning. Meant to be in Lancaster at 7am. Itll be -5 there. Not a chance of flowing water.

Cant even work over this way as its 50mph winds.

Bullshit.

13 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Currently -3 with 25mph winds from east. Doesnt get above 0 till late tomorrow morning. Vans will be giant ice blocks.

Tools down for me in the morning. Meant to be in Lancaster at 7am. Itll be -5 there. Not a chance of flowing water.

Cant even work over this way as its 50mph winds.

Bullshit.

Stop being sensible and scientific 

You used to be the vile druggy thug I looked up to, I had a gonzo poster on my wall 

8 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Stop being sensible and scientific 

You used to be the vile druggy thug I looked up to, I had a gonzo poster on my wall 

I failed to elaborate in that because I wont be working I'll be fannying about in the garden doing stuff till its acceptable to drink copious amounts of alcohol and dial a covert full one in and not eat my tea.

All proceeded by the masked singer and sliding in to customers and slags off twitters DM when the wifes gone to bed whilst firing spud water from my sweet potato skin of a bing winky.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 post of the year 

 

bing winky 😁

Edited February 12, 20215 yr by Escobarp

Bing winky 😁😁😁

splint on one side, thumb on the other

2 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

"He milked my udders for all they were worth...'

For all they were worth. Fuck me that's funny. 

I'm going to start saying that.

8 hours ago, gonzo said:

I failed to elaborate in that because I wont be working I'll be fannying about in the garden doing stuff till its acceptable to drink copious amounts of alcohol and dial a covert full one in and not eat my tea.

All proceeded by the masked singer and sliding in to customers and slags off twitters DM when the wifes gone to bed whilst firing spud water from my sweet potato skin of a bing winky.

My hero x

That wind cuts right through you. It would be horrible at the match today 

Been for an early morning heave up to the Pike.

Crikey.

Takes the skin off up there, must be -12 with the wind chill

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

Been for an early morning heave up to the Pike.

Crikey.

Takes the skin off up there, must be -12 with the wind chill

Sack that, it was cold enough when I went up in August never mind February! 

3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Sack that, it was cold enough when I went up in August never mind February! 

I go up once a week at least. In the 15 or so years I’ve been doing it, that was the second coldest I’ve ever known it.

It’d make your udders the size of traffic cones that wind

Edited February 13, 20215 yr by Spider

13 minutes ago, Spider said:

Been for an early morning heave up to the Pike.

Crikey.

Takes the skin off up there, must be -12 with the wind chill

You’re fuckin mad 

25 minutes ago, Spider said:

I go up once a week at least. In the 15 or so years I’ve been doing it, that was the second coldest I’ve ever known it.

It’d make your udders the size of traffic cones that wind

I can feel the pain. No thanks. 

It's the wind that kills you.

I was in Russia when it was -29 but calm and it was fine. Anything from about -10 downwards just feels damn cold

Forecast today: 0°

Forecast next Saturday: 14°

Mad.