October 19, 201510 yr Keep your eyes on the skies today. Regiments of geese heading northbound. Dozens and dozens of geeses flying south yesterday over my house. The noisy cunts. Winter is most definitely here. Gonzo....are the shorts away until spring now?
October 19, 201510 yr Author Dozens and dozens of geeses flying south yesterday over my house. The noisy cunts. Winter is most definitely here. Gonzo....are the shorts away until spring now? They will be raving queer geese heading for some northern African/Portuguese sun. Shorts gone now till march now I'm afraid sweep. Braved them on Tuesday last weeks and my tanned muscly pins were chicken Baltic. Postmen still have them on but they are just 100% crazy bastards.
October 19, 201510 yr Author I'd probably agree if they didn't all land in the boozer by 1pm every day. Scaffolders are top of the hardness league I reckon. They are all complete lunatics.
November 2, 201510 yr Author Pea soup now Extra thick pea soup now. Although it is pretty hazardous,I'm not sure it warrants being headline news.
November 2, 201510 yr Extra thick pea soup now. Although it is pretty hazardous,I'm not sure it warrants being headline news. Nor does it warrant wall-to-wall foglights
November 4, 201510 yr It's going to twat it down tomorrow afternoon. Indeed, a hard rain is gonna fall.
November 4, 201510 yr It's going to twat it down tomorrow afternoon. Still waiting for the coldest winter in a generation to start
November 4, 201510 yr Author Still waiting for the coldest winter in a generation to start http://www.express.co.uk/news/weather/616967/Weather-warning-worst-winter-five-years-heavy-snow It's coming gonk. It's coming. The geese told me so.
November 8, 201510 yr Author Expect thelwall viaduct to be closed tomorrow. Windy chops. Almost annual these high winds now. Slightly later last year iirc Edited November 8, 201510 yr by gonzo
November 9, 201510 yr Expect thelwall viaduct to be closed tomorrow. Windy chops. Almost annual these high winds now. Slightly later last year iirc It's not closed, but the queue is back to Wigan.
November 9, 201510 yr Expect thelwall viaduct to be closed tomorrow. Windy chops. Almost annual these high winds now. Slightly later last year iirc I hope your sponges don't all blow away mate
November 9, 201510 yr Author I hope your sponges don't all blow away mate Already lost a trailer full sweep I've got egg yolk all over my string vest as well.
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