56-60mph winds this weekend.

 

Don't peg any washing out.

 

Edit---just on the coast it seems. You Yonners are safe. Still in the 20's mind but No balls farts are stronger.

Edited November 25, 201510 yr by gonzo

I don't fart, I blow puffs of glitter out of my backside which sounds like a unicorn laughing and smells like angels hair.

I don't fart, I blow puffs of glitter out of my backside which sounds like a unicorn laughing and smells like angels hair.

Thinly veiled "I shoved my glitter unicorn my little pony up my arse as a kid" post

 

Edited November 25, 201510 yr by stevieb

Sadly I'm too old to have been a child when my little ponies came out. I was an adult and he took me by surprise

Sadly I'm too old to have been a child when my little ponies came out. I was an adult and he took me by surprise

By surprise.

 

Aye, alreet

Incredible wind and rain

 

It's just woken me up

 

Loudest I've ever known it

Incredible wind and rain

 

It's just woken me up

 

Loudest I've ever known it

Kicking on 65mph average winds last night and later on today. That means gusts of upto 70-80mph.

 

That's fuckin tasty.

 

The fire is on. The lean bacon is primed. Peppa pig is working her magic. I'm not leaving the house.

 

....well apart from an hour in the bay horse later if our peg finishes work at a reasonable hour

A bastard of a drive over to Leeds yesterday afternoon, standing water in some places. I expect more of the same on my way back today.

 

The things we do for a piss up eh!

Fuck me

 

It's the end of days out there

Kinell, Ive just seen it blowing the water out of the gutters. Shit the bed.

Just walked up Ainsworth Hall Road. The noise adjacent to the woods, with the leccy wires overhead was incredible. Loudest I've ever heard.

The mutt refused to go for her walk and has retreated upstairs to her spot in the lads room by the radiator where its warm.

I wasn't too fussed that i avoided schleping out in that weather.

The mutt refused to go for her walk and has retreated upstairs to her spot in the lads room by the radiator where its warm.

I wasn't too fussed that i avoided schleping out in that weather.

It's not particularly cold. Nice out, right fresh. Had a. Couple of dogs with us, and they loved it

I've ventured out twice so far. The things we do for bacon!

Pandemonium in downtown Dirtrod with wheelie bins strewn across the main road.

I'm not venturing out again today other than to take my princess to do her business when she comes back from grandmas later.

It's not particularly cold. Nice out, right fresh. Had a. Couple of dogs with us, and they loved it

Its raining sideways here and blowing a right hoolie

Blowing a hurricane down on the South Coast

Rather chuffed i said no to playing football today now. Ain't made for this weather.

Yes, these protestors in Paris look really concerned about the climate to me.

 

Looks like they are trying to twat a cloud.

 

Steam in lads.

Had Abigail, Barney, and Clodagh, next one is Desmond, he might blow a few double Dekker buses over.

Edited November 29, 201510 yr by leigh white

Best tell porkpie

Had to put the AC on last night. Someone said it is winter!

Another batch of tasty wind heading to Bolton.

 

It's hitting here now. Expected time of arrival 12:05pm.

 

60 mph zephyr