gonzo Posted November 25, 2015 Author Posted November 25, 2015 (edited) 56-60mph winds this weekend. Don't peg any washing out. Edit---just on the coast it seems. You Yonners are safe. Still in the 20's mind but No balls farts are stronger. Edited November 25, 2015 by gonzo Quote
no balls Posted November 25, 2015 Posted November 25, 2015 I don't fart, I blow puffs of glitter out of my backside which sounds like a unicorn laughing and smells like angels hair. Quote
stevieb Posted November 25, 2015 Posted November 25, 2015 (edited) I don't fart, I blow puffs of glitter out of my backside which sounds like a unicorn laughing and smells like angels hair. Thinly veiled "I shoved my glitter unicorn my little pony up my arse as a kid" post Edited November 25, 2015 by stevieb Quote
no balls Posted November 25, 2015 Posted November 25, 2015 Sadly I'm too old to have been a child when my little ponies came out. I was an adult and he took me by surprise Quote
Spider Posted November 25, 2015 Posted November 25, 2015 Sadly I'm too old to have been a child when my little ponies came out. I was an adult and he took me by surprise By surprise. Aye, alreet Quote
jules_darby Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 Incredible wind and rain It's just woken me up Loudest I've ever known it Quote
gonzo Posted November 29, 2015 Author Posted November 29, 2015 Incredible wind and rain It's just woken me up Loudest I've ever known it Kicking on 65mph average winds last night and later on today. That means gusts of upto 70-80mph. That's fuckin tasty. The fire is on. The lean bacon is primed. Peppa pig is working her magic. I'm not leaving the house. ....well apart from an hour in the bay horse later if our peg finishes work at a reasonable hour Quote
Whites man Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 A bastard of a drive over to Leeds yesterday afternoon, standing water in some places. I expect more of the same on my way back today. The things we do for a piss up eh! Quote
Spider Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 Fuck me It's the end of days out there Quote
Carlos Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 Kinell, Ive just seen it blowing the water out of the gutters. Shit the bed. Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 Just walked up Ainsworth Hall Road. The noise adjacent to the woods, with the leccy wires overhead was incredible. Loudest I've ever heard. Quote
frank_spencer Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 The mutt refused to go for her walk and has retreated upstairs to her spot in the lads room by the radiator where its warm. I wasn't too fussed that i avoided schleping out in that weather. Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 The mutt refused to go for her walk and has retreated upstairs to her spot in the lads room by the radiator where its warm. I wasn't too fussed that i avoided schleping out in that weather. It's not particularly cold. Nice out, right fresh. Had a. Couple of dogs with us, and they loved it Quote
stevieb Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 I've ventured out twice so far. The things we do for bacon! Quote
no balls Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 Pandemonium in downtown Dirtrod with wheelie bins strewn across the main road. I'm not venturing out again today other than to take my princess to do her business when she comes back from grandmas later. Quote
frank_spencer Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 It's not particularly cold. Nice out, right fresh. Had a. Couple of dogs with us, and they loved itIts raining sideways here and blowing a right hoolie Quote
Sweep Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 Blowing a hurricane down on the South Coast Quote
deane koontz Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 Rather chuffed i said no to playing football today now. Ain't made for this weather. Quote
Maggie Tate Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 Yes, these protestors in Paris look really concerned about the climate to me. Quote
gonzo Posted November 29, 2015 Author Posted November 29, 2015 Looks like they are trying to twat a cloud. Steam in lads. Quote
leigh white Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 (edited) Had Abigail, Barney, and Clodagh, next one is Desmond, he might blow a few double Dekker buses over. Edited November 29, 2015 by leigh white Quote
Elvis Posted November 30, 2015 Posted November 30, 2015 Had to put the AC on last night. Someone said it is winter! Quote
gonzo Posted November 30, 2015 Author Posted November 30, 2015 Another batch of tasty wind heading to Bolton. It's hitting here now. Expected time of arrival 12:05pm. 60 mph zephyr Quote
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