November 9, 201510 yr Up in Sweaty sock land the Forth road bridge is closed to high sided vehicles and Bi E, it absolutely fucked it down earlier and now it's cracking flags
November 9, 201510 yr Up in Sweaty sock land the Forth road bridge is closed to high sided vehicles and Bi E, it absolutely fucked it down earlier and now it's cracking flags Bi E just had a romantic night in London with sweep did he need to sit on a rubber ring on the way up
November 9, 201510 yr 28c in the Basque Country over the weekend & today, David Moyes can go to the beach in the free time he has suddenly got on his hands.
November 9, 201510 yr Bi E just had a romantic night in London with sweep did he need to sit on a rubber ring on the way up No need, we just indulged in oral sex, no BUMFUN was had
November 9, 201510 yr Bi E just had a romantic night in London with sweep did he need to sit on a rubber ring on the way up I heard that sweep took the male night porter back to his room and Bi E let his mate throw up on him during sex but he told me not to say anything because what happens on egg chucking weekends stays on egg chucking weekends Edited November 9, 201510 yr by mannyroad58
November 9, 201510 yr I heard that sweep took the male night porter back to his room and Bi E let his mate throw up on him during sex but he told me not to sat anything because what happens on egg chucking weekends stays on egg chucking weekends That's actually pretty much what happened
November 10, 201510 yr Been back a week, last week on the beach this week sick of the rain and the traffic even worse, on the bright side be back playing golf in the sun over Christmas. Edited November 10, 201510 yr by Mounts Kipper
November 11, 201510 yr Would you not like to be blown by Abigail? Edited November 11, 201510 yr by Gonk
November 11, 201510 yr Author Would you not like to be blown by Abigail? Don't think ill have a choice in the matter judging by Fridays forecast
November 11, 201510 yr Abigail on her way. Hopefully she doesn't fancy a trip to Lancashire I thought she'd already been on Monday?
November 11, 201510 yr Author I thought she'd already been on Monday? That was just just foreplay my friend. She's going for the full crescendo on Thursday night and round here Friday afternoon.
November 11, 201510 yr That was just just foreplay my friend. She's going for the full crescendo on Thursday night and round here Friday afternoon. Sure I heard Dianne Oxbury say something about 60mm of rain. Did I miss hear or is that what's coming?
November 11, 201510 yr Didn't the express say we'd be eyebrows deep in snow by now? Surely they weren't wrong about blizzards?
November 12, 201510 yr Author Sure I heard Dianne Oxbury say something about 60mm of rain. Did I miss hear or is that what's coming? Weirdly I've just bumped into her in a Polska tattoo shop in town. Seriously.
November 12, 201510 yr That was just just foreplay my friend. She's going for the full crescendo on Thursday night and round here Friday afternoon. Remember to tie your sponges down mate, you don't want to lose anymore
November 12, 201510 yr Weirdly I've just bumped into her in a Polska tattoo shop in town. Seriously. Lucky sod. She is a cracker. Good egg too; once helped my lad when he was young. He'd seen a news report of flooding in America and became convinced that every time it rained we were going to die in a flood. Panic attacks the lot. Was affecting him at school, until she wrote him a lovely letter explaining that he'd be OK and why. Sorted
November 12, 201510 yr Author Remember to tie your sponges down mate, you don't want to lose anymore I'm going to stuff them all down my underpants pal. No flies on me. Seemed a nice lass TMGJ. Fuck knows why they were filming in there. There was a bloke with no top on in back getting a tattoo on his face.
November 12, 201510 yr Eeh I dunno, all these kids getting shit and very visible tattoos...Saw some beardy hipster with a big one, chest one, poking out of his t-shirt t'other day, that'll look grand in thirty years "what's that grandad?" "oh, that, that happened when I was a twat..."
November 12, 201510 yr Eeh I dunno, all these kids getting shit and very visible tattoos...Saw some beardy hipster with a big one, chest one, poking out of his t-shirt t'other day, that'll look grand in thirty years "what's that grandad?" "oh, that, that happened when I was a twat..." I'd like to think that you have some body art, maybe a dolphin on your shoulder blade or a swallow on your hand
November 12, 201510 yr Anything scrawled on someone ain't art... As an aside, David Dimbleby, of Question Time, got a scorpion done, on his shoulder, daft old sod, anyhow, apparently, unbeknownst to Dimbleby, it's what H.I.V.+ gay men sometimes have done... I might get 'Fuck off and die' on my forehead, or tears on my cheek.
November 12, 201510 yr Heavy rain in Dubai today, and cooled down to 22 Deg. I need a jumper! That's handy, BWFC have just released a festive little number. I'm sure Eyes Right will post the picture shortly, as I can't find it
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