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If You Were A Member Of The Opposite Sex...

What would be the best and worst thing?

 

Worse would be rag week.

 

Best would be playing with your beaver.

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worse would be at some point in your life having a penis in your mouth.

 

best...knowing what you really mean.

Worst---Taking it up the Gary.

Best--- Faking it

Worst = sucking cocks

Best = playing with your knockers

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Apparently it's hard work painting your toenails and wearing heels all week, shaving your flower, having to wash and dry your hair and put up with men as well.

 

 

Apparently it's hard work painting your toenails and wearing heels all week, shaving your flower, having to wash and dry your hair and put up with men as well.

 

did you learn this of quinny in that caravan in wolverhampton?

Apparently it's hard work painting your toenails and wearing heels all week, shaving your flower, having to wash and dry your hair and put up with men as well.

 

Do you want a future sex life????

 

 

Worst = having hair all over the place, or rather, having to go for it waxed.

 

Best = being able to go in a pub, sit at the bar on your own with a pint and a paper and no one think it odd.

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did you learn this of quinny in that caravan in wolverhampton?

 

Quinny makes the worlds best manbitch.

 

His tuna toasties are shit though.

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Do you want a future sex life????

 

Went about 3 years without with the exwife so you've got a long way to go!

J

 

 

Went about 3 years without with the exwife so you've got a long way to go!

 

Enjoy your long showers in the morning from now on ;-)

 

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It's you cleaning the mess up.

 

:)

BEST ............shoveing a fuck stick up my self and flicking my bean

 

WORST..........sucking cock and tasteing man fat

worst: having somekind of unbreakable link to parents

 

best: having blokes fawn purely as i'm female..

 

did a car boot last week, Missus Swanny seemed to make loads everytime i nipped to the loo.. bloody weird that!

Keep it to yourselves eh

Best, being pissed on by Little Whitt.

 

Worst, being pissed on by Little Whitt.

BEST ............shoveing a fuck stick up my self and flicking my bean

 

WORST..........sucking cock and tasteing man fat

 

little whitt - you misread the thread pal .it's about being a memeber of the opposite sex............................not something you're currently engaging in :thumbsup:

Best: sticking anything that fits up there

 

Worst: having a brain that doesnt work properly

 

Best: I'd be a Lesbian to them fit ones, not the lorry driving/ lumberjack looking sort.

 

Worse: I'd be a ignorant shit driver and thick as pig shit.

Best - always having the last word

 

Worst - learning that no one gives a fuck about my last word

Best - playing with my bits, riding a door knob, shitting on a glass coffee table to entertain a notreet.

Worst - not enjoying porn.

Best- flashing a bit of tit and getting free drinks

 

Worst- periods

periods worst thing? fuck that, I recon its not half as bad as they make out.

 

I would swap having to shave for a period.

 

Best thing - being able to pull very easily because lads are dogs.

Lesbian flick with Belladonna would be top of my list

If I was a member of the opposite sex I'd steer well clear of cunts like me.

best; being able to manipulate agogo

worst; having to talk shite endlessly

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