comon you tennis heads,give us the low down....

 

who is the favorite?

 

anyone worth an outside bet?

 

can that scotcher finally lift the crown?

 

any tasty wenches to keep an eye out for?

Gonna stick my neck out and say Murray still wont make the final. Gonna go Tsonga from the bottom half

 

Hardly sticking your neck out, as Tsonga is seeded 5 to Murrays 4, and has been in much better form recently.

"Our"?

 

I see he is even receiving 'official' assistance now.

 

caught a barramundi

Did Rosol hit 3 aces in the last game? Nerveless.

 

Pretty astonishing tennis given the circumstances

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er_LfpxmEBg

caught a barramundi

 

Not really. Most on here know I have personally encountered that miserable streak of jock piss and take great pleasure in his consistent failure.

 

'Catching' me on this subject is akin to catching a goldfish in a fairground plastic bag. Degree of difficulty = 0.

Not really. Most on here know I have personally encountered that miserable streak of jock piss and take great pleasure in his consistent failure.

 

'Catching' me on this subject is akin to catching a goldfish in a fairground plastic bag. Degree of difficulty = 0.

 

Aye

 

 

People are getting excited now that Nadal is out

 

 

Doubtless he will let them down and most of us wll be content, as usual

bolty....would you enter his mum just to stick the boot like?

 

bolty....would you enter his mum just to stick the boot like?

 

 

 

 

Define 'enter'?

 

I do note however, that the feeding tackle looks like a "balls'n'all" proposition.

gonzo suddenly becomes bjorn borg overnight and the hawk to scare pigeons away from wimbledon has been stolen...............hmmm,conspiracy theories anyone

tennis is fuckin shite

gonzo suddenly becomes bjorn borg overnight and the hawk to scare pigeons away from wimbledon has been stolen...............hmmm,conspiracy theories anyone

 

...not guitly!!..

 

although ive heard a rumour a that a senior memeber of the SDL will be attacking one their bases/nests on the pub roof with a tin of expanding foam later on tonight!

Where THE FUCK is Raiders of the Lost Ark?

It's a disgrace

Come on Tim

Wonder if Cilic/ Querrey game will finish this weekend? 15 games a piece in the 5th set after nearly 5 1/2 hrs!!

 

Edit: finished 17/15 - 2nd longest match in Wimbledon history.

Edited June 30, 201213 yr by Andydee

well that was good

 

double whammy with our andy winning and boltys cypriot mate losing

Yes, come on Buster, Greg, Tim, Andy.

 

Britain's finest.

Now Buster was a proper British Bulldog type, same political party sympathies as Patrick Moore.

well that was good

 

double whammy with our andy winning and boltys cypriot mate losing

 

The irony was not lost on me sir. I met a lot of tennis players at the Dusit Thani but Murray and Baghdatis were the two highest profile ones.

 

A very nice bloke and a miserable fcuker.

 

Sadsly, the misery guts won.

Find it a bit sad that folk don't support a British player in Wimbledon.

 

If you don't like tennis then fair enough, but why are you bothering reading this thread?

 

Anyhow, get some different shorts Murray and stop your balls popping out.

Find it a bit sad that folk don't support a British player in Wimbledon.

 

If you don't like tennis then fair enough, but why are you bothering reading this thread?

 

Anyhow, get some different shorts Murray and stop your balls popping out.

 

 

 

Why Alfie lad, I read everything where there is a better than even chance that your erudite comments may illuminate a discussion

 

I look at Manchester Uniteds result each week. Not that I really care what happens to the obnoxious bastards but I always hope to fuck that they have lost. That's why I look.

 

Same goes for Murray.

Come on Tim.

tennis is wank

 

i couldn't give shit either way about that scotch lad with pubes for hair

tennis is wank

 

i couldn't give shit either way about that scotch lad with pubes for hair

That pretty much sums it up for me. I've not enough love for this sport to get apoplectic about some Scotch bloke winning or losing. Each to their own.

bolty....would you enter his mum just to stick the boot like?

 

 

she's actually quite a good double of Cliff Richard

Tennis is quality and Murray is alreet

 

A little miserable maybe but he's a competitor

 

Much rather that than loveable Tim and goofy Greg who both just appeared happy to be there to me

 

Come on Andy lad!