comon you tennis heads,give us the low down....

 

who is the favorite?

 

anyone worth an outside bet?

 

can that scotcher finally lift the crown?

 

any tasty wenches to keep an eye out for?

Always properly loved football and horse racing, unlike other sports I loved when watching them now and again.

 

It does explain my hatred for spanish football though.

Ive mentioned it in books threads on here before...

 

But if any of you get the chance to read Andre Aggassi's book 'Open',do so...

 

Great if you like Tennis...

 

Even better if you like mentalist,tortured souls with a penchant for crystal meth.

 

think that will be my next book, sounds good.

 

not read owt in last 12 months

Come on Federer! Fuck the sweaty sock.

An who doesn't on here We love you, Gonzo x

 

xx

think that will be my next book, sounds good.

 

not read owt in last 12 months

 

His thoughts on Boris Becker are worth the book price alone!

Always properly loved football and horse racing, unlike other sports I loved when watching them now and again.

 

It does explain my hatred for spanish football though.

 

Football, tennis , golf.

 

3 sports i could watch forever.

 

I like a day at the Races, but ont' telly bores me shitless

the best british tennis player of all time and miserable fcukers moan he's miserable

 

 

God loves a trier.

 

You were looking for this so I will give it to you.

 

The best British tennis player of all time won 3 consecutive Wimbledons and was world no. 1 for a period of 4 years.

 

Misery guts won't get near.

 

The schadenfreude associated with a Wimbledon final will be even sweeter.

God loves a trier.

 

You were looking for this so I will give it to you.

 

The best British tennis player of all time won 3 consecutive Wimbledons and was world no. 1 for a period of 4 years.

 

Misery guts won't get near.

 

The schadenfreude associated with a Wimbledon final will be even sweeter.

 

 

fuckin like

It's catch 22 for me. I really want Murray to win but I also want fed to get the record and I don't think he will get a better chance than this.

 

I think fed will do it in 4 sets, but in the typica stupidl British way, Murray will be a valiant looser who at least gave it a go.

Tennis is fucking ace and Murray is a competitor. Don't give a shiny shite if he grins like a buffoon or not

 

This "federer is getting worse and nadal got knocked out so it's less of an achievement" is bollocks; Murray has played in a ridiculous era with those boys winning everything with Novak....

 

Anyway his record against Federer is actually pretty good

 

Still don't see him winning even though I'll be cheering him on

 

Bit more pride for Britain

 

Still it's always the easiest route to be cynical

The best British tennis player of all time won 3 consecutive Wimbledons and was world no. 1 for a period of 4 years.

 

 

 

we've been here before

 

you were wrong then and you're still wrong

 

jeremy bastard bates was better than fred perry

 

and he makes better shirts

I don't like tennis, it's fairly gay.

 

However, I can't understand why anyone who is proud of the union jack wouldn't want to see it adorned across the pinnacle of any sport.

 

He won't win it, but I'd be happier than seeing a Swiss win it. Who, from what I have seen, is just as miserable.

and his wifes a pig

and his wifes a pig

 

Saw her yesterday, you are 100% correct.

hard to fathom

 

could definitely do better

 

he's young, rich and not a ginger

hard to fathom

 

could definitely do better

 

he's young, rich and not a ginger

She looked pretty good at one point.

 

 

Murray will do for me. GB doesn't produce that many world class sportsmen and he's definitely that.

 

When we do, sour fuckers are queuing up to take pot shots at them. Henman was too nice, Murray's not nice enough etc.

 

He's exceptionally good at what he does. Why is that not enough? And he's got the bonniest bird.

and his wifes a pig

 

Frankie and now Murrays bird?

 

Jesus Christ

 

iv heard it all now

federers woman

 

do keep up

we've been here before

 

you were wrong then and you're still wrong

 

jeremy bastard bates was better than fred perry

 

and he makes better shirts

 

 

There is some rule one here that I have not been informed about isn't there? Make thisen look a tit now and again?

 

You know Sad Jack McSad will never get close to the tennis exploits of Fred and, unless hair cut with a knife and fork ever comes into vogue, he will contribute nought to the world of high fashion either.

Well, I've just been on the phone to me mam.

 

I thought I'd rung Bolty by mistake. She's just had a 5 minute rant about what a sour faced, rat like, charisma free dullard he really is, and how she hopes fredderrerrerr tears him a new arse.

 

He does polarise opinion it seems.

 

 

federers woman

 

do keep up

 

Still would

 

twice

 

 

Still would

 

twice

WW's barometer!

 

he will contribute nought to the world of high fashion either.

 

I know you are probably sat there in shorts, vest and a hat with corks hanging from it but really, Fred Perry high fashion!

she shits on his face through a tennis racket.

 

Also known as a 'Mintola Shower'...

Edited July 7, 201213 yr by Youri McAnespie

I hope Britain's finest wins, but I expect him to lose 3-1 to the Jimmy Carr lookalikee