Who else is in?

Still in from Thursday/Friday with bruised ribs and head after a spectacular fall pissed up getting ready to go out. I blame birch putting on a free bar...

Good lad! With Mr H in attendance and Big E chucking drinks round, that would have ruined Traf... Bacon butties and chips though, winner, better than the usual prawn vol-au-vent shit.

In funnily enough

In funnily enough

Do you remember drinking all the spilled drinks off the tray?

Do you remember drinking all the spilled drinks off the tray?

 

 

Waste not want not.

I also remember eating someone elses sucked lime, naked window dancing, tipping Wolverine miles more than I thought and reminiscing about BCG's dad.

It was time for us to go when my little lad threw his dummy then a handful of straws in to Mr H's pint.

I'm still in today

, tipping Wolverine miles more than I thought.

Wolverine muyst have been well happy. Got around a £30 tip from us

Was in yesterday but ok today I even managed to get all the way home in a taxi without having to stop for a piss

Hangovers now include terrifying existential dread, discover over-35s

 

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/hangovers-now-include-terrifying-existential-dread-discover-over-35s-20160608109398

 

ONCE you are over 35 hangovers become a bleak psychological prison of paranoia and depression, it has been confirmed.

 

Drinkers who used to bounce back from hangovers with relative ease have been shocked to discover a more malignant age-related version that threatens to crush their soul.

 

Office worker Tom Logan said: “Instead of my usual hangover, I have a feeling which I can only describe as like being experimented on with CIA mind control drugs while the world comes to an end and demons in your head tell you you’re an arse.

 

“Eventually I realised it must be one of those terrible hangovers people have in their 30s – the ones that make them say ‘I can’t take the hangovers anymore’ and look wistful.

 

“I don’t know what was worse, the sense of misery and agitation that persisted all day, or the thought of staying in for the rest of my life watching Coast.”

 

Hangover specialist Dr Emma Bradford said: “Horrific psychological hangovers are nature’s way of stopping you having fun and making you take an interest in middle-aged pursuits like buying tubes of sealant.

 

“At present there is no cure, and there will never be a cure.”

reminiscing about BCG's dad.

 

Just about feeling human again after 20-20 last night

Who remembers mad dog 20/20?

Who remembers mad dog 20/20?

Aye, remember those well Bonzo.

 

What was that other daft stuff called, was it Thunderbird ?

Aye, remember those well Bonzo.

 

What was that other daft stuff called, was it Thunderbird ?

Aye, the blue one was the least rank. The red one was hardcore!

Aye, the blue one was the least rank. The red one was hardcore!

What % were they ? Was it something daft like 20%? Used to have them with alternate diamond whites. No wonder my guts were like Jordan's piss flaps.

Aye, the blue one was the least rank. The red one was hardcore!

Used to drink it with bottle bong!

 

Dafuq

No idea what % it was but as a 14 year old it did the job.

 

What the fuck was it anyway? Some sort of wine?

No idea what % it was but as a 14 year old it did the job.

What the fuck was it anyway? Some sort of wine?

Classic quote in the link

 

http://www.bumwine.com/tbird.html

I'm checking myself in for tomorrow right now. On the beers from 3pm onwards. Come on England!!

In

 

Started on white wine. Then red. Then a few peronis. Then more red and a couple of baby Guinness

 

No wonder a feel like shit

Just about feeling human again after 20-20 last night

I managed my first pint about 2.15pm. Was a struggle but soon got back into it.

In

 

Watched the game in the boozer with colleagues and a client

 

Managed a 12 hour session which included watching Tyson Fury serve himself behind the bar

 

Great day but paying for it now

oops