June 6, 201610 yr I am reserving a place for Big E. Bought a round, dropped the lot, what a cunt. He's just left. Looks quite chipper actually. Anyway, I think he's in love with the goddess he was sat next to at the meal Dropping the full tray of drinks was most amusing
June 6, 201610 yr Still in from Thursday/Friday with bruised ribs and head after a spectacular fall pissed up getting ready to go out. I blame birch putting on a free bar...
June 6, 201610 yr Good lad! With Mr H in attendance and Big E chucking drinks round, that would have ruined Traf... Bacon butties and chips though, winner, better than the usual prawn vol-au-vent shit.
June 6, 201610 yr I also remember eating someone elses sucked lime, naked window dancing, tipping Wolverine miles more than I thought and reminiscing about BCG's dad.
June 6, 201610 yr It was time for us to go when my little lad threw his dummy then a handful of straws in to Mr H's pint.
June 7, 201610 yr , tipping Wolverine miles more than I thought. Wolverine muyst have been well happy. Got around a £30 tip from us
June 7, 201610 yr Was in yesterday but ok today I even managed to get all the way home in a taxi without having to stop for a piss
June 8, 201610 yr Hangovers now include terrifying existential dread, discover over-35s http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/hangovers-now-include-terrifying-existential-dread-discover-over-35s-20160608109398 ONCE you are over 35 hangovers become a bleak psychological prison of paranoia and depression, it has been confirmed. Drinkers who used to bounce back from hangovers with relative ease have been shocked to discover a more malignant age-related version that threatens to crush their soul. Office worker Tom Logan said: “Instead of my usual hangover, I have a feeling which I can only describe as like being experimented on with CIA mind control drugs while the world comes to an end and demons in your head tell you you’re an arse. “Eventually I realised it must be one of those terrible hangovers people have in their 30s – the ones that make them say ‘I can’t take the hangovers anymore’ and look wistful. “I don’t know what was worse, the sense of misery and agitation that persisted all day, or the thought of staying in for the rest of my life watching Coast.” Hangover specialist Dr Emma Bradford said: “Horrific psychological hangovers are nature’s way of stopping you having fun and making you take an interest in middle-aged pursuits like buying tubes of sealant. “At present there is no cure, and there will never be a cure.”
June 11, 201610 yr Who remembers mad dog 20/20? Aye, remember those well Bonzo. What was that other daft stuff called, was it Thunderbird ?
June 11, 201610 yr Author Aye, remember those well Bonzo. What was that other daft stuff called, was it Thunderbird ? Aye, the blue one was the least rank. The red one was hardcore!
June 11, 201610 yr Aye, the blue one was the least rank. The red one was hardcore! What % were they ? Was it something daft like 20%? Used to have them with alternate diamond whites. No wonder my guts were like Jordan's piss flaps.
June 11, 201610 yr Aye, the blue one was the least rank. The red one was hardcore! Used to drink it with bottle bong! Dafuq
June 11, 201610 yr Author No idea what % it was but as a 14 year old it did the job. What the fuck was it anyway? Some sort of wine?
June 11, 201610 yr No idea what % it was but as a 14 year old it did the job. What the fuck was it anyway? Some sort of wine? Classic quote in the link http://www.bumwine.com/tbird.html
June 11, 201610 yr I'm checking myself in for tomorrow right now. On the beers from 3pm onwards. Come on England!!
June 12, 201610 yr In Started on white wine. Then red. Then a few peronis. Then more red and a couple of baby Guinness No wonder a feel like shit
June 12, 201610 yr Just about feeling human again after 20-20 last night I managed my first pint about 2.15pm. Was a struggle but soon got back into it.
June 17, 201610 yr In Watched the game in the boozer with colleagues and a client Managed a 12 hour session which included watching Tyson Fury serve himself behind the bar Great day but paying for it now
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