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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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I am reserving a place for Big E. Bought a round, dropped the lot, what a cunt.

He's just left. Looks quite chipper actually.

 

Anyway, I think he's in love with the goddess he was sat next to at the meal

 

Dropping the full tray of drinks was most amusing

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Good lad! With Mr H in attendance and Big E chucking drinks round, that would have ruined Traf... Bacon butties and chips though, winner, better than the usual prawn vol-au-vent shit.

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I also remember eating someone elses sucked lime, naked window dancing, tipping Wolverine miles more than I thought and reminiscing about BCG's dad.

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Hangovers now include terrifying existential dread, discover over-35s

 

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/hangovers-now-include-terrifying-existential-dread-discover-over-35s-20160608109398

 

ONCE you are over 35 hangovers become a bleak psychological prison of paranoia and depression, it has been confirmed.
 
Drinkers who used to bounce back from hangovers with relative ease have been shocked to discover a more malignant age-related version that threatens to crush their soul.
 
Office worker Tom Logan said: “Instead of my usual hangover, I have a feeling which I can only describe as like being experimented on with CIA mind control drugs while the world comes to an end and demons in your head tell you you’re an arse.
 
“Eventually I realised it must be one of those terrible hangovers people have in their 30s – the ones that make them say ‘I can’t take the hangovers anymore’ and look wistful.
 
“I don’t know what was worse, the sense of misery and agitation that persisted all day, or the thought of staying in for the rest of my life watching Coast.”
 
Hangover specialist Dr Emma Bradford said: “Horrific psychological hangovers are nature’s way of stopping you having fun and making you take an interest in middle-aged pursuits like buying tubes of sealant.
 
“At present there is no cure, and there will never be a cure.”
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Aye, remember those well Bonzo.

 

What was that other daft stuff called, was it Thunderbird ?

Aye, the blue one was the least rank. The red one was hardcore!

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Aye, the blue one was the least rank. The red one was hardcore!

What % were they ? Was it something daft like 20%? Used to have them with alternate diamond whites. No wonder my guts were like Jordan's piss flaps.

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In

 

Watched the game in the boozer with colleagues and a client

 

Managed a 12 hour session which included watching Tyson Fury serve himself behind the bar

 

Great day but paying for it now

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