jazza Posted August 30, 2016 Posted August 30, 2016 I've not been rough for 2 years... not quit drinking but just in moderation Quote
jules_darby Posted August 30, 2016 Posted August 30, 2016 I've not been rough for 2 years... not quit drinking but just in moderationWell done Jazza, good work that pal Quote
jules_darby Posted September 11, 2016 Posted September 11, 2016 Fucking in. Not boozed for a month but then not stopped for 2 days Minging Quote
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted September 11, 2016 Site Supporter Posted September 11, 2016 Owch. Quote
Leyther_Matt Posted September 11, 2016 Posted September 11, 2016 In with bells on (and shortly a KFC when I can get out of bed). Quote
frank_spencer Posted September 11, 2016 Posted September 11, 2016 In today. Gonna spend the day lying on the sofa watching football of both sorts. The vast swathes of empty seats (my lord) at Villa Park are cheering me up a touch. Quote
bolton va va Posted September 11, 2016 Posted September 11, 2016 Stayed out for a few last night & can't find mine or my mate's season tickets anywhere today......it's clearly all his fault for trusting a numb cunt like me to look after them. I've searched all over but sadly i've got form for this & there's a good chance they'll turn up under a carpet in a couple of years' time. Oh bollocks. Quote
Members DazBob Posted October 15, 2016 Author Members Posted October 15, 2016 Reserving a place for StevieB... Quote
stevieb Posted October 15, 2016 Posted October 15, 2016 Reserving a place for StevieB... Cheers databank Daz. Woke up and the Mrs had fucked off with the lad to Blackpool, engagement ring off and blocked me off Facebook. Still felt pissed at half 2 this afternoon. Just about on speaking terms with the Mrs. Quote
tomski Posted October 16, 2016 Posted October 16, 2016 Hope things get sorted Stevie. If it's any consolation Daz Bob didn't look a picture of health when I picked him up at 2pm Quote
no balls Posted October 16, 2016 Posted October 16, 2016 I started supping at 12.30 yesterday and finished approx 12 hours later yet don't feel too bad today. I even put rohipnol in a couple of gins for the crack. Quote
Smiffs Posted October 16, 2016 Posted October 16, 2016 I started supping at 12.30 yesterday and finished approx 12 hours later yet don't feel too bad today. I even put rohipnol in a couple of gins for the crack. Is that why I've woke up with a sore arse and there's a strap on at the bottom of the bed? Quote
no balls Posted October 16, 2016 Posted October 16, 2016 Is that why I've woke up with a sore arse and there's a strap on at the bottom of the bed? you wanted it at the time. Don't start with the regret now Quote
Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted October 16, 2016 Site Supporter Posted October 16, 2016 i lost my mums house keys..bloody wetherspoons Quote
Moderators Casino Posted October 16, 2016 Moderators Posted October 16, 2016 i lost my mums house keys..bloody wetherspoons Pontoon or unhappy families? Quote
Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted October 16, 2016 Site Supporter Posted October 16, 2016 Pontoon or unhappy families? pissed, found em in neighbor's car who gave me a lift home. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted October 17, 2016 Posted October 17, 2016 (edited) In - and (thinly veiled) just got an email off TrampAir, 'turn up two hours before checkin as shit might be going down'...Great, when you're pissing lager and red from your arse and still half cut. There's a Staropramen in the fridge that may make or break this afternoon. If I perish en route home it's been nice knowing you. Edited October 17, 2016 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted October 17, 2016 Posted October 17, 2016 Back in God's Own and one fish barm later feeling unnervingly chipper, think I've just topped myself up with slow and steady lager tops (hello sailor!) along the way. Stevieb's post about being in the doghouse kept me going through some of the grimmer moments today (such as running a gauntlet of balaclava-clad army men mooching about with AK-47s at the airport). Quote
no balls Posted October 23, 2016 Posted October 23, 2016 I've just a little burp and it tasted of absinth Quote
gonzo Posted October 23, 2016 Posted October 23, 2016 I've just a little burp and it tasted of absinth Nobodies night ever improves by drinking absinth. Quote
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