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Bolton 2 Watford 1

Mr Coyle

 

The Sons of the Desert does not feel the need to remind yourself of the importance of this game,not just to the long suffering White sons,spread over every nook and cranny of this world but also to your 'good' self.

 

It begins a trilogy of games of the utmost improtance,which ultimately will decide your fate.

 

The Udinese reserve fixture is the first which you will be judged upon,anything less than a comprehensive tanking of the Hornets will be seen by the Lodge, as a total failure,and your head will be on the chopping blocks within the barracks.

No doubt your partner in crime Mr Gartside will do a Dolly Parton and stand by his man.

Failure in the second game,and i'm afraid the jury will be well and truly out.

A third flop,and the sons will bury their hands in the sand if Edwin and Phillip do not undertake their roles as chief executioner and your tenancy should be cut as short as your matchday/touchline trousers.

 

We do not want to go through those days in the 80's again when just 91 fellow sons travelled to vicarage rd to watch us get drubbed 3-0 by elton john's gaygang which left us singing the blues,you though do not have time on your hands for that.

Their fans were resplendant in doc martens,green flying jackets and the obligatory yellow scarves,making them when combined with luther blissett,john barnes and co,look more like an advert for the Jamiacan tourist board. Well Mr Coyle,i'm afraid you may be on an extended holiday if you do not buck up and pull your silly socks up.

 

After the international break,we sincerely hope you adopted fresh and appealing tactics for this fixture.

 

Christ Eagles is flying and soaring with confidence,and should be buzzing against the Hornets,Bogdan has to keep his place between the sticks solely to confuse the opposition with his hair colour,and make them play soft passes back to him instead of firing shots in non-stop.

Mr Spearing should drop anchor,fill the midfield cavity and ensure no Gap for Watford to drive through. He should station himself centrally,and starve the opposition of service,and fuel our relentless attacking surges.

We're hoping the real Slim Shady/mark davies will please stand up and also hope and pray that Marvin Sordell will be very buzzy against his former family and show why he left their nest.

 

Mr Coyle,the clock is ticking,the countdown has begun,you've missed your initial target more than the Luftwaffe missed their targets,by playing the following side,you may just purchase an extended stay.

 

If the Hornets leave a nasty sting in the tail,it woud be time to buzz off

 

 

ADAM FROM WOGDAN

 

 

SAMUEL RICKETTS-----MATTHEW MILLS------ZAT KNIGHTMARE-------MARCUS ALONSO

 

 

KEITH ANDREWS-----------------MARK DAVIES------JAY SPEARING------------------CHRIST EAGLES

 

 

MARVIN SORDELL-----KEVIN DAVIES

 

 

I'M GOING FOR A COMPREHENSIVE 4-0 VICTORY FOR BOLTON.

 

Mr Coyle,if you cannot produce a side capable of victory against a side from the Vicarage,then start saying your prayers

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I'm going 2-1 Watford; Sordell.......with the whole reebok in a booing frenzy!

I'm going 2-1 Watford; Sordell.......with the whole reebok in a booing frenzy!

 

If we do lose then SURELY Owen must resign

 

Do think it will happen though and see a 1-0 win

come on watford, get coyle sacked

Well win 5-0

 

Half the crowd won't know whether to laugh or cry.

 

Coyle will claim a happy camp moving back to the Barclays premier league

 

Anewman will say it should have been 25-0

 

I'd really enjoy a 5-0 win for a change.

 

Even more if we start to play like a football team and can move on from there.

 

But I can't forget last season's 5-0 over Stoke ........ it wasn't a turned corner.

is this hound out on or not?

Barnstormers like club tropicana

 

Basking in the lostock heat

@OfficialBWFC: BWFC: Bogdan, Mears, Mills, Knight, Alonso, M Davies, Andrews, Spearing, Eagles, K Davies, Ngog

@OfficialBWFC: BWFC Subs: Lonergan, Petrov, Afobe, Ricketts, Sordell, Pratley, Chung-Yong

@OfficialBWFC: BWFC: Bogdan, Mears, Mills, Knight, Alonso, M Davies, Andrews, Spearing, Eagles, K Davies, Ngog

 

#unbalanced

Does Owen Coyle swallow bits of paper with players names on the night before a game, then see which ones are floating nearest the top of his morning shit to select the team?

 

Cue impressive victory.

not the team id have picked, looks a lot more balance to me though, so happy(ish) with it.

 

Good to see Alonso in.

 

and Jules will be happy with mavies on the right. Come on now Mark Davies, please please please fucking shine.

Fuck sakes

1-0, Dowie saying we could be 3-0 up already (within 3 minutes :blink:). I already don't like being a shit fan!

Should have been alonso for mears really but hey ho, with ricketts right back.

 

Be interesting to see hoe ngog plays at this level

COYWM !!!!! K.DAVIES YESSSSSSS

There goes the clean sheet, no surprise there... 2-1

Coyle, why don't you just fuck off?!

 

Same old story.

Why did we lose?

Wasn't there today

 

Very happy with 3 points

 

Worrying possession stats etc on BBC website but they can obviously be bollocks

 

So, was it decent? I believe Watford are terrible

 

Report anyone?

We were shit, they were shitter.

Why did we lose?

 

No. But shit second half outweighs the good first half.

Watford were shite first half, we were shite 2nd half

 

If the fella who sits next to me reads this then he needs to realise the difference between Afobe and Sordell

 

3 points though

 

 

No. But shit second half outweighs the good first half.

 

No it doesnt. We scored two in the first half, conceded one is the second. Therefore first half > second half

Scrappy win, but I'll take it. Point at Brum, we'll smash Sheff Wed next week. Can't have Blackburn top of the league the cunts!!

 

COYFWM!!!

 

If the fella who sits next to me reads this then he needs to realise the difference between Afobe and Sordell

 

Don't they look alike?

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