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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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When Hall was announced at work today somebody piped up with Norris McWhirter. Isn't he deed?

 

was it norris or ross mcwhirter who the spud pickers shot ? was there any reason behind the shooting ?

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Bet the 1979 BBC Christmas pool party was like something from the Viking era. With Deaton, Bough and Lynam they would have been passed round like a peace pipe.

 

Can you get odds on a Bill Tarmey / Clive Dunn double?

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was it norris or ross mcwhirter who the spud pickers shot ? was there any reason behind the shooting ?

 

I once visited the McWhirters on business. They were identical twins, and one would begin a sentence then, when he paused for breath, the other one would continue the sentence. And this went on for quite a while.

 

One or both stood for parliament, as Conservative Ultras.

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I'm going for guilt by association if he knocks about with that Oyston rapist.

 

While Oyston was in prison he rang the chairman of Lancaster City FC:

"Oh hello Owen, I thought you were still in jail."

"I am. I'd like Blackpool to have a pre-seson friendly with Lancaster."

"Fine - at Bloomfield Road, presumably?"

"No - at your ground - it's the only way I'm going to see a Blackpool match this season."

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thank fuck Stuart Hall has been nicked

 

anything to stop him doing the summary of our matches

 

After a game I like to hear an impartial view of the match, that cunt comes on and doesnt even tell you the score! Treats it like his 2 minutes to chat utter bollocks!

 

throw away the key

 

p.s cant be long now before John Lesley gets a nock

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Sorry Malc, there was me thinking you were a hitman, easy enough mistake to make I suppose.

I'd be very disappointed if Malcolm did contract work for PIRA.
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Bloody hell I was sat on the next table to Stuart Hall only a few days ago. He didn't look like a sex offender to me but he was very orange.

 

I also know someone who tells a good story about Stuart Hall and a sunbed but not for publication I'm afraid.

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Sorry Malc, there was me thinking you were a hitman, easy enough mistake to make I suppose.

 

Come to think of it, earlier that summer I there was a day where I ran a mile or so along a riverbank with a six-shooter, then went to run a mile track race (against Met Police!) and back to the riverbank for another fast mile with gun in hand.

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Bloody hell I was sat on the next table to Stuart Hall only a few days ago. He didn't look like a sex offender to me but he was very orange.

 

I also know someone who tells a good story about Stuart Hall and a sunbed but for publication I'm afraid.

 

Most orange people are sex offenders.

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Most orange people are sex offenders.

 

Then we need a list of orange people so we can help the Police. I'm not however suggesting that anyone on the list is a sex offender m'lord.

 

I'll start with

 

David Dickinson

Her off Corrie who plays Tina

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