All In here get it off your chest

Edited October 7, 201213 yr by superjohnmcginlay

traping my knob in the car door when i go dogging

Doddering old cunts who don't drive anywhere near or at the speed limit. If you're too scared to drive hand your fuckin' licence in.

 

This

Once these doddering cunts have handed in their licence, tell them they aren't allowed to go buy an invalid scooter and drive on the road. You may as well still be holding up my journey in a car.

Moaning cunts

Folk wearing wooly hats in summer or indoors

Fuck off and take your toms with you

I blame The Hedge for starting this, years ago...

 

What about football managers pairing a woolly hat with a suit?

 

Another recent annoyance, tosspots wearing 'Shitcatchers' that have reached clown-like proportions in terms of crotch sag - waddling along like fucking penguins with their gusset round their kneecaps, do they not realise what utter cunts they look like?

Edited October 17, 201213 yr by Youri McAnespie

The pants round the back of the knees look troubles me very much

 

 

Skinny legged chinos that end above the ankle thus showing full sock. Ok not as offensive looking as shitcatchers but still look wank.

grown men wearing trousers that show their ankles accompanied with shoes with no socks.

 

Bunch

Of

Fuckin

Queers

Toms

Television adverts that portray blokes as; dickless simpletons who hanker after soft toys, oafish childlike buffoons who are easily outwitted by women, possessors of poor personal hygiene who keep holey socks on when they're shagging, semi-puffs who drink blue coloured shite together, twats who make unreasonable demands on their womenfolk - like not having the central heating on full whack in early October...

 

If women were painted in a similarly dim, stereotypical light they'd be hell to pay. That the tosspots behind these probably congratulate themselves on annoying folk (in the name of brand awareness - however it's achieved) is doubly enraging.

Television adverts that portray blokes as; dickless simpletons who hanker after soft toys, oafish childlike buffoons who are easily outwitted by women, possessors of poor personal hygiene who keep holey socks on when they're shagging, semi-puffs who drink blue coloured shite together, twats who make unreasonable demands on their womenfolk - like not having the central heating on full whack in early October...

 

If women were painted in a similarly dim, stereotypical light they'd be hell to pay. That the tosspots behind these probably congratulate themselves on annoying folk (in the name of brand awareness - however it's achieved) is doubly enraging.

 

Well, if we're talikng TV ads: those fucking wankers on the Carlsberg ads.

 

"That calls for a warm can of the shittest lager ever."

People slowing down to 10mph below the limit every time they see a speed camera. It is that which cause accidents.

. It is that which cause accidents.

 

Not really though

grown men wearing trousers that show their ankles accompanied with shoes with no socks.

 

Bunch

Of

Fuckin

Queers

I've been sporting trousers rolled up above my ankles most evenings on holiday

 

Gives a nice breeze up tha leg

 

But I'm sure this surprises nobody

 

I shan't be repeating at the reebok on Saturday though.

 

So next fucking me off......fat pasty blokes on holiday with huge beer bellies with thin good looking women in sexy bikinis...how does that work?? Oh hang on.....

Edited October 19, 201213 yr by jules_darby

Oh

 

Ants, moths and mozzies can get fucked too

Middle lane drivers at 55pmh driving a wank car and wearing a hat.

 

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY YOU CUNT!!

 

Edited October 19, 201213 yr by Smiffs

Today's gripe is fuckers hanging around in the kitchen gassing. "Sorry, am I in your way?"

 

You're stood in front of the kettle and the sink, what the fuck do you think??

Middle lane drivers at 55pmh driving a wank car and wearing a hat.

 

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY YOU CUNT!!

 

Looks a bit like Gartside that

Well, if we're talikng TV ads:

Them fucking British Gas (and many, many others) ads with fucking weird looking computer generated characters with big yeds.

Someone thought they were a good idea. That person should be gassed.

The last train home from Birscough Bridge being cancelled and having to pay £45 in a taxi back!

 

Cunts

Send the bill to train company citing their pathetic attempt to run a local railway system. You may get nowhere at all but you'll get a great deal of satisfaction from it.

Send the bill to train company citing their pathetic attempt to run a local railway system. You may get nowhere at all but you'll get a great deal of satisfaction from it.

 

The mrs is already on it! She thrives off shit like this.

Aren't they supposed to put bus replacements on?