All In here get it off your chest

Edited October 7, 201213 yr by superjohnmcginlay

There was no boards, announcements or owt. Had to check online on my phone and it just said cancelled. TWATS!

What kind of phone? It's important we know; apparently.

Not an iPhone

What kind of phone? It's important we know; apparently.

its a big bastard one like a 50" flat screen

its a big bastard one like a 50" flat screen

 

In your hand it was!

Jeremy Beadle is on Whitts side

Not an iPhone

 

Not an iPhone wanker

cunts who slam on from 30mph to let a car out onto the road, get a fuckin grip a gap for them will appear

 

when you're driving down the motorway and approaching some vehicle to overtake, then the cunt who was bombing down from behind decides to hovver by your back end so you cant pull out. Well you pick the wrong one to block in here, the whites of your eyes are funny when i pull out

White van men!

Middlesboro town centre. Life sapping

White van men!

 

mines blue ner ner

 

still got coyle out written on the back best wash it

mines blue ner ner

 

still got coyle out written on the back best wash it change it to Doogie out

 

Folk that are selling a car on eBay / Autotrader and don't return your calls.

 

Do you want to sell your fcuking car?

Edited October 29, 201213 yr by freds dad

Flat dicks who try to tell your son how to get somewhere when she doesn't know how to get there herself and then sulks when she's proved wrong......grrrrr

people who set things up on purpose to take a picture to post it on facebook for example, a pile of 20+ presents and underneath "little jonnys christmas presents"

 

do fuck off you attention seeking bragging oooh look at what my benefits have bought my sprog cunt!

Why do people tweet things like "Happy birthday to my 2 yr old son".

 

I doubt the 2 yr old is going to read it.

Edited November 21, 201213 yr by DazBobParr

people who set things up on purpose to take a picture to post it on facebook for example, a pile of 20+ presents and underneath "little jonnys christmas presents"

 

do fuck off you attention seeking bragging oooh look at what my benefits have bought my sprog cunt!

 

Similar thing....people who put a picture of their kids or pets up as their profile picture. Twat-spatulas every last one of 'em

Why do people tweet things like "Happy birthday to my 2 yr old son".

 

Out and out attention seekers, this sort of thing is posted/tweeted in the hope that somebody will respond with something along the lines of.... "Really, doesn't seem like 2 minutes ago since he was born, doesn't time fly.."

Out and out attention seekers, this sort of thing is posted/tweeted in the hope that somebody will respond with something along the lines of.... "Really, doesn't seem like 2 minutes ago since he was born, doesn't time fly.. ::"

 

ha ha my favourite is

 

"cant believe what has just happened"

 

"why what happened?"

 

"I'll PM you"

 

oh go away.

folk who can't fcuking drive causing accidents all over the fcuking motorways of the north west

 

its dark

 

its wet

 

slow down and show some respect to others, you twats

The M60 was very busy two hours heywood Tito knutsford this morning

Nosy drivers. I was stuck in a jam on the motorway yesterday leading from the M61 to the East Lancs. A girl in a car at the side of me beeped and made the phone sign at me almost like a school teacher telling me off.

 

I was actually looking down at my nails (I was parked up with my handbrake on). At least I was sure when I flicked her the bird that my nails were beautifully manicured.

Why do people tweet things like "Happy birthday to my 2 yr old son".

 

I doubt the 2 yr old is going to read it.

 

this!!!

 

with fuckin nobs on!

folk who can't fcuking drive causing accidents all over the fcuking motorways of the north west

 

its dark

 

its wet

 

slow down and show some respect to others, you twats

 

You could have just written "White Van Drivers" and that would have covered the above.

 

i drove up to Leyth this morning, it was tipping it down all the way up, and there were still dicks speeding along at 90+ mph - fucking maniacs the lot of them

Skip hire tossers who upon hire take the full payment and then tell you you only can have it for 7 days. 14 days later the fucker is still on your drive and the slag at the company is off hand when she tells you they just cant get around to picking it up! Cunts!