I'm constantly texting my mates and family telling them how brilliant they are, or on Facebook, it's cringeworthy. I've been off this week and the family have been getting texted left right and centre. I always carry my phone (wanker) and need to stop the texting lark, how do I do this?

 

I'm just hoping someone has a more stupid habit they do, I really am shit after a pint but it's better than being violent I suppose.

Messing with traffic cones and temporary road signs, aswell as minor criminal damage comes hand in hand with me having too many.

Edited January 11, 201313 yr by Big_Sharps

Getting really loud and doing Jarvis Cocker impersonations or gibbering away to anyone who is unfortunate enough to cross my path.

I'm constantly texting my mates and family telling them how brilliant they are, or on Facebook, it's cringeworthy. I've been off this week and the family have been getting texted left right and centre. I always carry my phone (wanker) and need to stop the texting lark, how do I do this?

 

I'm just hoping someone has a more stupid habit they do, I really am shit after a pint but it's better than being violent I suppose.

 

Delete Facebook mate, I did it about 4-5 weeks ago, best thing I've done.

 

Full of fucking drivel and you seem to be adding to it :-) ha

Delete Facebook mate, I did it about 4-5 weeks ago, best thing I've done.

 

Full of fucking drivel and you seem to be adding to it :-) ha

 

You're right it is full of nonsense and self pitying but you will miss out when summer rolls around and slaaaags start going on holiday.

Edited January 11, 201313 yr by Big_Sharps

 

 

You're right it is full of nonsense and self pitying but you will miss out when summer rolls around and slaaaags start going on holiday.

 

Not at all, I'll reopen it for 2 months :-)

 

TBH, you can get some cracking pictures on twitterif you search the right words. Wink wink

Getting really loud and doing Jarvis Cocker impersonations or gibbering away to anyone who is unfortunate enough to cross my path.

 

 

.........and the difference to your everyday persona is?

Messing with traffic cones and temporary road signs, aswell as minor criminal damage comes hand in hand with me having too many.

You're either Alan Partridge

 

Or a student

Shag a slag

Messing with traffic cones and temporary road signs, aswell as minor criminal damage comes hand in hand with me having too many.

 

This is also me! In addition, I seem to find it amusing to rip out for sale signs and put them in other people's gardens, don't ask why.

Getting really loud and doing Jarvis Cocker impersonations or gibbering away to anyone who is unfortunate enough to cross my path.

 

Linky?

At the moment mine appears to be singing.

Having another beer......and another.....and another.....

Having another beer......and another.....and another.....

 

That's mine too.

 

Not knowing when to stop has always been my problem.

Sending sex pest texts on the way home

Sending sex pest texts on the way home

i do that all i get back is

 

stop being a dick you will wake my hubby

Lying on the couch with a glass of red and nodding off to be woken after spillage

i do that all i get back is

 

stop being a dick you will wake my hubby

 

I thought the reply you get was, "Fuck off, I'm not reading that to my mum."

 

 

Delete Facebook mate, I did it about 4-5 weeks ago, best thing I've done.

 

Full of fucking drivel and you seem to be adding to it :-) ha

 

Done, the good thing is the lads n lasses on here know why. My gaffer hates mobile phones and Facebook, so that's one person cheered up for a starter

I thought the reply you get was, "Fuck off, I'm not reading that to my mum."

it was yes "my mum would love to do that "

Ringing people. Apparently I'm nice with it though.

 

Oh and crying. That'll be my age.

Drinking more.

Eating Shitem

Being right even if I know I'm wrong.

Ringing people. Apparently I'm nice with it though.

 

Oh and crying. That'll be my age.

 

Crying is one of the worst.

 

 

Crying is one of the worst.

 

Not when you get to NB's age

Not when you get to NB's age

 

Oi, cheeky! It's me ormones!

 

 

Oi, cheeky! It's me ormones!

 

That's what I said.