Oi, cheeky! It's me ormones!

 

That's what I said.

Pissing on people's doors, only seem to do it on the Flyde coast though.

That's what I said.

 

See, it was the ormones what made me touchy then

Try to start a fight club.

Try to start a fight club.

 

ssshhh! rule 1.

Wanting poppers

 

Wanting poppers

 

I'll look after 'em.

Pissing on people's doors, only seem to do it on the Flyde coast though.

 

Sure its not stealing henry lloyd jackets as well?

 

#reeking

 

 

I'll look after 'em.

 

Never again

Never again

 

All I get is a headache. Do you know they sell them in HTown £1 shop?

Do they? You really shouldn't have told me that. I bought some in Porto this year on my way into a festival. Disappointed later to find I'd bought an energy drink.

Edited January 11, 201313 yr by Big City Girl

i was at leeds fest a few years ago and a group were passing around poppers one pissed up geordie asked for a go and drank the whole bottle.

 

Never saw him after that, funny that

In the Hacienda they used to put it in a water bottle. I was there when one guy drank it and had to be stretchered out. Scary stuff that room odouriser

Sending sex pest texts on the way home

 

you send texts to sex pests?

 

worse still, is being an actual sex pest, to an actual girl.

 

done that once.

 

had just split up with a girl, and as this one spoke to me, I assumed that meant I was in

 

admittedly all I did was ask if the bus had been yet

 

not anymore though

Chatting shit and eating

Going walkabout.

Try very badly to shove jelly through a letterbox.

Pissing on people's doors, only seem to do it on the Flyde coast though.

 

Wanker!

 

I am also a drunken texter,infact Im a fooking nightmare when sozzled.

 

Worse thing a I do is delete what I've sent in an act of drunken paranoia,therefore haven't a clue what Iv'e sent the day after.

 

Another habit is music,more often of the dance variety.Amount of times Ive ended up falling asleep listening to some mad techno set from 1997 or summet.

 

Wanting narcotics is another....scrolling through my phone and back again,even though I haven't even got any money and am too pissed to even see let alone drive to Preston!

I went to kiss the missus once, I don't drink that much nowadays,

Last few times I have been drink I have then gone and watched the Wanderers.

Last few times I have been drink I have then gone and watched the Wanderers.

Have you not felt compelled to have a drink because you were going to watch the Wanderers?

Wanting narcotics is another....scrolling through my phone and back again,even though I haven't even got any money and am too pissed to even see let alone drive to Preston!

 

You live in Blackpool and travel to Preston for drugs??

 

Have you not seen 999 Whats Your Emergency?

 

Mines ordering £86.57's worth of takeaway.

You live in Blackpool and travel to Preston for drugs??

 

Have you not seen 999 Whats Your Emergency?

 

Mines ordering £86.57's worth of takeaway.

 

 

Always best going one step closer to the source!

 

 

You live in Blackpool and travel to Preston for drugs??

 

Have you not seen 999 Whats Your Emergency?

 

Mines ordering £86.57's worth of takeaway.

 

Not from that one round the corner?

you send texts to sex pests?

 

worse still, is being an actual sex pest, to an actual girl.

 

done that once.

 

had just split up with a girl, and as this one spoke to me, I assumed that meant I was in

 

admittedly all I did was ask if the bus had been yet

 

not anymore though

 

Oh i get plenty of responses

 

they notmally start with fuck and end with off

Edited January 11, 201313 yr by Garrp