And it cant be the family or the exes-outlaws

 

(says a lot for the friends I dont have )

 

BUT .................... I just won £11000 on a slot machine on line ............WWWWWOOOOOHHHHHOOOOO

 

I lost my job a 2 week ago and I had to scrap my car.

 

Thank you God, Thank you Jesus.................now finally at the age of 39 , I can start my life again free . free from debt , free from feeling like scum, free from just being me, God bless you all Im walking to the spar to buy a bottle of shamapgney.......

 

 

 

 

Bet I get run over by a milk float !!!!!

 

 

 

WWWWOOOOOHHHHOOOOOO !!

If I wasn't working I'd use it to start a little enterprise off. I'd buy 5 rug doctors , £2,500, a tranny van, £3,000 and get 1,000's of leaflets printed with your home and mobile number on it advertising Mobile Rug Doctors, delivered and picked up the next day. I'd get a job lot of all the different fluids they use, carpets, beds, settees etc and sell them from the back of the van to customers. Hiring out at £20 a day would return you £500 a week and you could take bookings off customers to re do them every 6-12 months. £6,000 it would cost and you'd get your money back in 12 weeks if you worked hard at it. Some people can't afford carpets but need them cleaning, especially with people drinking at home a lot more. The profits off the fluids would pay your petrol money. Just a idea

 

I know supermarkets do them but you have to pick them up and take em back. Your saving all the messing about, not everyone has a car.

 

When it's time to pay your tax in the second year buy two more, it will all come off your tax bill.

Edited February 7, 201313 yr by Breightmet Boy

If I wasn't working I'd use it to start a little enterprise off. I'd buy 5 rug doctors , £2,500, a tranny van, £3,000 and get 1,000's of leaflets printed with your home and mobile number on it advertising Mobile Rug Doctors, delivered and picked up the next day. I'd get a job lot of all the different fluids they use, carpets, beds, settees etc and sell them from the back of the van to customers. Hiring out at £20 a day would return you £500 a week and you could take bookings off customers to re do them every 6-12 months. £6,000 it would cost and you'd get your money back in 12 weeks if you worked hard at it. Some people can't afford carpets but need them cleaning, especially with people drinking at home a lot more. The profits off the fluids would pay your petrol money. Just a idea

 

the mon talks sense. if I had a nice windfall id certainly be looking at ways to set myself up.

 

got to have a piss up aswell like.

Come on be wise with it

 

Order 11,000 bacon barms from Didles' butty bar

I won a bottle of lucozade on a greggs scratch card this morning

 

must be wways luck or something

At the risk of sounding a bigger cunt than usual...

 

I'm pleased at the lad's windfall, but if I'd lost my job and was that skint I'd had to sell my car, I wouldn't have been playing at online casino sites.

I would, I'd be fucking blowing my savings so I'd qualify for all sorts of benefits.

 

Plus I reckon I win at least $10,000 a day according to the emails in my spambin.

I misread and thought you'd won £1100. Congratulations, don't blow it all, but definitely treat yourself. It soon runs out.

 

PS: You're looking good, have you been working out?

Nice one

 

p.s I've always thought of you as my favourite poster. wink wink nudge nudge (get it)

Congratulations

Enjoy it

At the risk of sounding a bigger cunt than usual...

 

 

You'll be pleased to know you don't sound any bigger a cunt than usual - you're fairly consistant with your cuntishness

Nice one

 

p.s I've always thought of you as my favourite poster. wink wink nudge nudge (get it)

 

Get in line Dids

At the risk of sounding a bigger cunt than usual...

 

I'm pleased at the lad's windfall, but if I'd lost my job and was that skint I'd had to sell my car, I wouldn't have been playing at online casino sites.

 

I was going to write exactly the same thing but read through the thread first.

 

I just can't imagine what would make someone play these things whether jobless or not.

 

It's nice that I actually know (albeit in cyber land) the big winner, don't decide it's easy money and spunk any of it back to the people who gave it you in the first place.

I just can't imagine what would make someone play these things whether jobless or not.

 

That's where I'm at.

 

... and that's precisely why I'll never win £11k.

hope it didnt pay out in 10p's. Your pockets would have been sagging like Mandy Dingle's tits

nice one mate, you jammy bastard!

Congratulations.

 

Have you had the money yet or do they post you a cheque?

Bank transfer, takes 5 working days, even left me with £500 play money cos of bonus played etc......Im not johnny Big Bollocks I just had some money to play with from my pay off before the tax man took it .....

 

 

Having said that £2k will go to the ex, 5k will go on debts and ive gotta look for a new car for 2 k ..... leaves me with 2k plus benefits til I find a new job, but at least Im solvent thank fuck.....amd oh yeah the box against wolves for me 40th........

 

 

BCG.....doesnt really sound all that good now does it ? but I can still afford ya a cherry B ;-)

Congratulations fella

You'll be pleased to know you don't sound any bigger a cunt than usual - you're fairly consistant with your cuntishness

 

Cheers, mate.

 

I strive for consistency.

£2k to the ex?

 

Like fuck!!

£2k to the ex?

 

Like fuck!!

 

My thoughts exactly.

I hear a mon can have 16k in savings before the dole wont cough up.

 

£2k to the ex? Feck that - send her a picture of the champers!

£2k to the ex?

 

Like fuck!!

 

He might owe it her.

She might owe him ten years worth of blow jobs. Doesn't mean she's gonna tip em up

Congrats mate, I hope your life turns round now

 

A former colleague of mine played a lot of online poker and in one game won the £70k second prize, some Rusky stuffed £140k into his back pocket...all for one game of poker!!

Edited February 7, 201313 yr by Salford Trotter