March 14, 201511 yr It gave me the opportunity to catch up with the four instalments of The World at War (that was WW2) that I missed in favour of the Cheltenham Festival.
March 14, 201511 yr My missus has just phoned from Mumbai, told her Sarah Milliccan was on, her words, ''I'd like to kick her in the cunt'' I think she's a keeper.
March 14, 201511 yr My missus has just phoned from Mumbai, told her Sarah Milliccan was on, her words, ''I'd like to kick her in the cunt'' I think she's a keeper. Who? Sarah Milliccan?
March 14, 201511 yr Yeah her. I think she hates the whole layered Geordie accent thing and obvious jokes that make everyone from the north east sound thick as shit.
March 14, 201511 yr If most went to needy children's causes in the UK I would donate. THIS with bells on
March 14, 201511 yr I used to enjoy it, Who is this Miranda Hart women who's been on radio 2 all week she's about as funny as pissing razor blades This some on hear would RUIN it no dout
March 14, 201511 yr Emile Heskey is going to be knackered for the Millwall game after being up all night presenting the show.
March 14, 201511 yr Gave nothing but thinking of doing the midnight walk for Bolton Hospice, I'll get more satisfaction from that.
March 14, 201511 yr Didn't watch it and didn't donate anything, but, in my defence, I'm a cunt. That Sarah Millican is like a stuck record on how some bloke she was with fucked her off and that gave her the drive to start her 'comedy' career - which has no doubt proved lucrative, I reckon' she's probably worth a couple of million quid by now... I'll bet that lad is feeling a bit daft now, I'll bet he kicks himself everytime she pops up on the telly, I'll bet he thinks "Why? Why? Why the fuck did I ever give that swamp donkey the time of day? What a waste of my life..." Now Jo Brand has seemingly gave up the 'jokes' based entirely upon an 'I'm an embittered fat frump' schtick, it's heartwarming to see someone else has salvaged it from the dustbin, dusted off the offal and sawdust and gave it new life... Edited March 14, 201511 yr by Youri McAnespie
March 14, 201511 yr I won a telly worth £250 in a comic relief raffle. Only cost £1 for the ticket. Done my bit. Watching Soccer AM in the kitchen.
March 14, 201511 yr Author Gave nothing but thinking of doing the midnight walk for Bolton Hospice, I'll get more satisfaction from that. Is that not just for women?
March 14, 201511 yr Is that not just for women? It's not no, anyone according to this. Very good cause and self satisfying http://www.boltonhospice.org.uk/fundraising/events/midnight_memories_walk
March 14, 201511 yr Comic relief is awful. A stage for millionaire celebrities to pat each other on the back in the name of a good cause, whilst gaining free publicity. Utterly vile. Always has been.
March 14, 201511 yr Comic relief is awful. A stage for millionaire celebrities to pat each other on the back in the name of a good cause, whilst gaining free publicity. Utterly vile. Always has been. I picture a kid somewhere in Africa, drinking a glass of fresh water from a newly installed pipe from the Comic Relief fund. Thankful that he isn't going to die of cholera, yet touched by a tinge of guilt that he's keeping Lenny Henry's career alive.
March 14, 201511 yr Well that kid is just going to have to live with that for the rest of his life if you had asked him I'm sure he would welcome death
March 14, 201511 yr I picture a kid somewhere in Africa, drinking a glass of fresh water from a newly installed pipe from the Comic Relief fund. Thankful that he isn't going to die of cholera, yet touched by a tinge of guilt that he's keeping Lenny Henry's career alive. Anybody who could watch an hour of that and be thinking about anything other than what a fcuking tragedy it is that kids are born into such an existence is a bit of a twat, really
March 14, 201511 yr Anybody who could watch an hour of that and be thinking about anything other than what a fcuking tragedy it is that kids are born into such an existence is a bit of a twat, really Correct This board is full of twats though as the majority of the posts on this thread suggests
March 14, 201511 yr A billion pounds. A fucking BILLION POUNDS. Imgagine how much good that has done.
March 14, 201511 yr Author Anybody who could watch an hour of that and be thinking about anything other than what a fcuking tragedy it is that kids are born into such an existence is a bit of a twat, really Quite. Yet some folk refuse to donate because it's not all for British causes. The mind boggles.
March 14, 201511 yr Fair fucks to those that do and the good it does but don't have an ounce of guilt for not supporting it. If that makes me a twat then I couldn't care a cunt.
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