mannyroad58 Posted December 2, 2015 Posted December 2, 2015 David is going to rattle his sister-in-law big time Eric's gone potty Zac's going to fingerblast old spacky hand Quote
Sweep Posted December 2, 2015 Posted December 2, 2015 I reckon Zac just wants a "Spaccy Hand Wank" - and who wouldn't, I bet it would feel great Quote
gonzo Posted December 2, 2015 Author Posted December 2, 2015 (edited) I reckon Zac just wants a "Spaccy Hand Wank" - and who wouldn't, I bet it would feel great We call it the Nemo round this way. Edited December 2, 2015 by gonzo Quote
L/H White Posted December 2, 2015 Posted December 2, 2015 Leanne is going to start nobbing Tracy Barlows fella. Nailed On. I reckon the dead rayguns son might pop up it at some point tbh Quote
mannyroad58 Posted December 7, 2015 Posted December 7, 2015 New Lezzer off in Corry and sexy with it Quote
L/H White Posted December 7, 2015 Posted December 7, 2015 New Lezzer off in Corry and sexy with it eh manny, i've just bought the christmas special what's on TV guide this afternoon when i've had my tea time shit and read I will fill you in on the xmas storylines Quote
Sweep Posted December 7, 2015 Posted December 7, 2015 New Lezzer off in Corry and sexy with it I'm going to make an old man very happy here................. I stood behind Sophie Webster at the Starbucks at Oxford Services on the M40 earlier this year, she's got a lovely little body on her. She did smile at me and say "hello" so I thought I was in, by the time I had been served she had disappeared though, so I think she's actually a lesbian in real life. for what it's worth, I would love to rattle her on screen sister as well (just an excuse to post a picture...) Quote
L/H White Posted December 7, 2015 Posted December 7, 2015 wow, Sophies body is much nicer than Rosie's IMO Quote
Gumbo Posted December 7, 2015 Posted December 7, 2015 Is Soph a lezzer or not? And that storyline is so predictable with Soph and the other fit lezzer Quote
jules_darby Posted December 7, 2015 Posted December 7, 2015 Was on the same plane as Sophie Webster back from the canaries one Xmas She looked ace with a tan Quote
Sweep Posted December 8, 2015 Posted December 8, 2015 Sad news, it looks like MR58 is going to have to remove one from the "Hat Wearing Old Biddy" section of his list. Edna has sadly passed away today following a short battle with cancer RIP Edna Quote
no balls Posted December 8, 2015 Posted December 8, 2015 I've just seen on the news and told him. Poor bloke is heartbroken Quote
Sweep Posted December 8, 2015 Posted December 8, 2015 I've just seen on the news and told him. Poor bloke is heartbroken He's at least got Big E with him to give him some comfort this evening Quote
mannyroad58 Posted December 8, 2015 Posted December 8, 2015 I'm devastated she's 1 unlucky unlucky girl she never got to feel the tenderness of my fingering skills RIP Edders Quote
mannyroad58 Posted December 8, 2015 Posted December 8, 2015 I'm going to make an old man very happy here................. I stood behind Sophie Webster at the Starbucks at Oxford Services on the M40 earlier this year, she's got a lovely little body on her. She did smile at me and say "hello" so I thought I was in, by the time I had been served she had disappeared though, so I think she's actually a lesbian in real life. for what it's worth, I would love to rattle her on screen sister as well (just an excuse to post a picture...) Fuck a fucking duck Quote
gonzo Posted December 9, 2015 Author Posted December 9, 2015 Paddy is gonna bash that ginger bread woman's fanny till it resembles a chewed up orange. His batty Mrs will end up back on the Co-codamol and top herself when she finds out. Quote
Sweep Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 Paddy is gonna bash that ginger bread woman's fanny till it resembles a chewed up orange. His batty Mrs will end up back on the Co-codamol and top herself when she finds out. Ginge is going to get up duff I reckon Quote
mannyroad58 Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 I'm not having that Paddy could pull Rhona or the ginger There's time for Bi E yet Quote
Sweep Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 (edited) I'm not having that Paddy could pull Rhona or the ginger There's time for Bi E yet He shagged Viv Hope as well - she was pure muck He also had a spell with Chas as well - who I am assuming has recently been moved across to the "Fit but mental" section (which I'm guessing is one of the busier sections of the list) This is her waking up next to MR58 Edited December 9, 2015 by Sweep Quote
mannyroad58 Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 He shagged Viv Hope as well - she was pure muck He also had a spell with Chas as well - who I am assuming has recently been moved across to the "Fit but mental" section (which I'm guessing is one of the busier sections of the list) This is her waking up next to MR58 She was a lucky lucky girl The fit but mental section has now got Sarah Lou and Kylie in it as well as Chas Quote
L/H White Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 I reckon Chas definitely does arse to mouth Quote
gonzo Posted December 9, 2015 Author Posted December 9, 2015 I reckon Chas definitely does arse to mouth From her arse to her own mouth or somebody else's arse to their mouth? Quote
Sweep Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 From her arse to her own mouth or somebody else's arse to their mouth? Both Quote
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