First MP elected tonight?

If that bint Julie Hilling runs again I'll be voting for anybody but her. It's just a shame nobody knows who's tactically voting for/against who?

 

Well it depends on who is most likely to beat her. In my constituency for instance since we have gentrified  the Tories are about 2500 or so ahead of the Liberals, with UKIP and Labour a distant joint third (ish) on about, oh, eight votes each. So even the most loyal Labour supporter would be wasting their time voting for them here. They would be better advised to vote Liberal. It is seats like ours that UKIP should be avoiding unless they want a Tory to be more vulnerable to a Liberal.

 

Julie Hilling has a tiny majority. If you want her out the thing to do is vote Conservative I'd have thought, unless UKIP think they have a real chance at it and clod the kitchen sink. But I doubt that they would. Again, another seat they would be well advised to leave be.

Sadly the candidate the Tories served up last time was poor so hopefully they up their game in the next election

It used to be a Tory seat till the boundaries were fucked about with.

They're all twats, but Milliband doesn't look capable of making a sandwich let alonecrunning the country.

 

And Farage just looks like something Out of Men In Black

Sadly the candidate the Tories served up last time was poor so hopefully they up their game in the next election

It used to be a Tory seat till the boundaries were fucked about with.

I'll be voting blue. Conny club snooker team, my colours don't run!

Do they vote in Horwich or is it whoever wins the blacked up cocoa shunter morris dancer competition?

Do they vote in Horwich or is it whoever wins the blacked up cocoa shunter morris dancer competition?

No, the winner of that gets to wear the mayor's chain for the year.

but it is within the Clacton constituency.

That was the reasoning for bringing it up Malc. Many where saying the seat was an area only for old retired white ex-londoners, it is far from it. Not that it matters really but shows how some sections of the media can be so wrong in their analysis.

it was still a seat the tories won comfortably last time

Do ukip have any other policies than leaving Europe and immigration?

Do ukip have any other policies than leaving Europe and immigration?

The compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast

Do ukip have any other policies than leaving Europe and immigration?

No idea. If you can be arsed I am sure it is on their website. That said do most folk really look in detail at the other parties policies? I know I don't.

No idea. If you can be arsed I am sure it is on their website. That said do most folk really look in detail at the other parties policies? I know I don't.

They just sound very one dimensional, I suppose I'm not that bothered to find out.

They want to bring back the blackboard into classrooms, public stocks for petty crime, and declare war with Belgium.

 

Sounds ideal.

They're the only party in favour of Grammar schools

The compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast

And anyone whose wee then smells funny after should be sent back from whence they came as they're clearly a wrong un

And anyone whose wee then smells funny after should be sent back from whence they came as they're clearly a wrong un

 

That'd be everyone then. Some people just have incompetent noses and can't smell it.

Do ukip have any other policies than leaving Europe and immigration?

who cares about anything else?

That'd be everyone then. Some people just have incompetent noses and can't smell it.

You are incorrect

Another one of those 'your genitals will drop off if you don't forward this' type e-mails doing the rounds.

 

Farage or a spoof?

 

 

"I am the Tory Party's Worst Nightmare.
I am a White, Tax-Paying, God fearing English man.
I am a hard working Brit and I work long hours to earn a living.

 I believe in God and the freedom of religion,
But I don't push it on others.

 I believe in British products
And buy them whenever I can.

 I believe the money I make belongs to me
And not to some governmental functionary,
To share with others who don't work!

I think owning a home doesn't make you a capitalist;
It makes you a smart Brit.

 I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized,
And does not entitle you to anything.
Get over it.
Join in with the majority!

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac,
You should do it in English.
I believe there should be no other language option.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God
When and where they want to.

My heroes are fellow Brits like Freddy Flintoff
And Winston Churchill
And I  know I've missed a few thousand!!!!!

I don't hate the rich.
What I hate is the way they always manage to avoid paying proper
taxes.
I don't pity the poor,
I just hate the way they are always moaning that they are hard done
by!!

 

I know wrestling is fake
And I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I believe if you don't like the way things are here,
Go back to where you came from
And change your own country!

This is ENGLAND .....
We like it the way it is and even more so the way it was
So stop trying to change it to look like some other socialist country!

If you were born or legally migrated here
And don't like it... You are free to move
To any Socialist country that will have you.
I believe it is time to really clean house,
Starting with the House of Commons,
The seat of our biggest problems.

I want to know where the "Do Gooders" get their money from,
And why are they always part of the problem and not the solution?
Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're
breaking the law,
Regardless of what race, colour or creed you are.
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my driving licence.
I think it's good....

I dislike those people trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to
their cause.
Get a job and support yourself and your family!

I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think!

I believe the Union Jack flag should be allowed to be flown
Anywhere in the United Kingdom !

If this makes me a BAD Brit,
Then yes, I'm a BAD Brit.
If you are a BAD Brit too,
Please forward this to everyone you know....

We want our country back! My Country.....

I hope this offends all illegal aliens.

My great, great grandfather watched as his friends died in the Boer
War.
My grandfather watched and bled as his friends died in World Wars 1&2.
I watched as my friends died in Sierra Leone Bosnia, & Desert Storm.
Our sons and daughters watched & bled as their friends
Died in Afghanistan and Iraq .
None of them died for the Afghanistan and Iraq Flag.
Every Briton died for the British flag.

At one high school,
Foreign students raised a Middle East flag on a school flag pole.
British students took it down.
Guess who was expelled.
The students who took it down .

West London high school students were sent home,
Because they wore T-shirts with the Union Jack flag printed on them.

What is going on??
What idiots do we have in authority??
Enough is enough.

This message needs to be viewed by every Brit;
And every Briton needs to stand up for Britain .
We've bent over to appease the Brit-haters long enough.
I'm taking a stand.

I'm standing up because of the millions
Who died fighting in wars for this country,
And for the British flag.

And shame on anyone who tries to
Make this a racist message.
IT IS NOT !

Britons, stop giving away Your RIGHTS !

THIS IS OUR COUNTRY !

This statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration !

YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, IN MY COUNTRY,
Welcome to come legally:

1. Get a sponsor !
2. Learn the LANGUAGE, as immigrants have in the past!
3. Live by OUR rules ! Dress as we Britons Do
4. Get a job !
5. Pay YOUR Taxes !
6. No Social Security until you have earned it and paid for it !
7. Find a place to lay your head !

If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone,
then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !

 

We've gone so far the other way.
bent over backwards not to offend anyone.

WAKE UP BRITAIN ! ! !

If you do not Pass this on, may your fingers cramp !

Made in BRITAIN & DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!!!"

AMEN"

Nigel Farage
UKIP

Do ukip have any other policies than leaving Europe and immigration?

they have 7 month to get there game plan togeather

 

easy with the right addvisers

 

quick quistion  where is he standing for MP

They want to bring back the blackboard into classrooms, public stocks for petty crime, and declare war with Belgium.

Sounds ideal.

They nicked my stocks idea?

I gave up at god fearing

 

Any road, I'd be a lot more likely to vote for. Candidate / party that doesn't mail shite leaflets through my letterbox on a weekly basis

I gave up at god fearing

 

 

Then you missed the bit about believing in British products. Like those dinky little Italian mopeds.

I got a quarter of the way through and realised it was probably American.

 

USA USA USA

Technically we're all Scandinavian so we probably need clearance from Copenhagen/Oslo first