Liverpool are awful

Can’t stand the cunt

Even the manyoo fanzine my mate reads refers to Rio as WGT or the wobbly gobbed tosser.

 

24 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said:

Pogba's hair 

Fuck me 

Does he race pigeons?

Just found out Utd lost, at bottom-placed Watford.

Marvellous bonus.

Hilarious result. Even better it pulls Watford nearer to Villa

Tottenhams stadium is marvellous 

Nice

can someone remind me why Alonso is being booed?

These commentators are dog shit 

33 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

can someone remind me why Alonso is being booed?

He killed someone in a car crash whilst he was at Bolton and he plays for Chelsea.

Is about all I've managed to work out.

Also what the fuck was the spurs keeper doing then?

What a bonkers challenge there by the keeper. Ref went with the standard 'must be a foul on the keeper' but var got it right.

Might just be me but I really didn’t see that as a penalty. Alonso knew he wasn’t getting to the ball so checked inside towards the goalkeeper to create the collision. 

3 minutes ago, frank_spencer said:

He killed someone in a car crash whilst he was at Bolton and he plays for Chelsea.

Is about all I've managed to work out.

Also what the fuck was the spurs keeper doing then?

I remember that but thought something more recent had happened 

Rush of blood. 

6 minutes ago, deane koontz said:

These commentators are dog shit 

Tyler sounds so tired and bored these days.

He's always had the ability to talk some shit but you watch Premier League Years stuff from 10-15 years back and he's totally different.

Should have sacked it after the Aguero moment, that was his Knebworth 

Just now, Marc505 said:

Tyler sounds so tired and bored these days.

He's always had the ability to talk some shit but you watch Premier League Years stuff from 10-15 years back and he's totally different.

Should have sacked it after the Aguero moment, that was his Knebworth 

Ah is it Tyler. Wasn't Sure who it was.  Don't get me wrong I can't stand the hyperactive chatterbox types but this is bad. He needs to start commentating at funerals or something it'd be more up is street 

6 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said:

Might just be me but I really didn’t see that as a penalty. Alonso knew he wasn’t getting to the ball so checked inside towards the goalkeeper to create the collision. 

Really!

Alonso knew he wasn't getting to it, but he has every right not to have a horizontal, mid-air lunatic flying into him.

If the keeper comes normally, catches it, and Alonso's momentum takes him into the keeper, then the ref gives a foul as standard.

Reminded me a bit of that one in the world cup:

 

 

11 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

Tyler sounds so tired and bored these days.

He's always had the ability to talk some shit but you watch Premier League Years stuff from 10-15 years back and he's totally different.

Should have sacked it after the Aguero moment, that was his Knebworth 

Two dirty reds together.

Nevilles analysis has always been great but he’s very dull.

Neville is excellent as a pundit, his brother more suited to coaching perhaps.

3 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Neville is excellent as a pundit, his brother more suited to coaching perhaps.

Pundit yeah, commentator I can take it leave him.

Phil Neville still gets highlights in his hair, outrageous behaviour.

8 minutes ago, deane koontz said:

Ah is it Tyler. Wasn't Sure who it was.  Don't get me wrong I can't stand the hyperactive chatterbox types but this is bad. He needs to start commentating at funerals or something it'd be more up is street 

There used to be a bit more umph to him, maybe it's because United are shit now who knows.

He's obviously been made to say that "And it's live!" thing before every game and more often than not he delivers it with a barely disguised "kill me now" tone.

He probably misses the golden years of the PL like everyone else does, it's wank now ain't it.

30 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Really!

Alonso knew he wasn't getting to it, but he has every right not to have a horizontal, mid-air lunatic flying into him.

If the keeper comes normally, catches it, and Alonso's momentum takes him into the keeper, then the ref gives a foul as standard.

Reminded me a bit of that one in the world cup:

 

 

Yeah it was more that if Alonso carried on in a straight line, never mind stepped away, then he wouldn’t have been anywhere near the keeper, but he intentionally moved towards him to create the contact. 

Looks like there's been some racial abuse aimed at a Chelsea player. Oh our ever spotless game 🙄

Neville was bang on about sorting our own house out before going on about the likes of Bulgaria. 

By the way this match has been absolute dross.

52 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

Tyler sounds so tired and bored these days.

He's always had the ability to talk some shit but you watch Premier League Years stuff from 10-15 years back and he's totally different.

Should have sacked it after the Aguero moment, that was his Knebworth 

When he goes "and its live" then it goes to adverts 

Glad I dont pay for it